SRK Lounge the Lunch Lady Zombies edition

I just opened my book…I am now ready.

So long folks, it’s going to be very sad when i get up in the morning and i can no longer get my DmC hate fix:(

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Right now, Wiz is hitting the “shut down SRK” button and it keeps giving him an error message.

Hey duckie, what do Skullgirls and SRK have in common?

THEIR PATCHES KEEP GETTING DELAYED.

HAHAHHAHAHAHAH.

fail…

It’s still up?
Someone get a doctor.

Is #srkgd supposed to be utterly inactive?

What the fuck.
SRK can’t even shut down right.

I’ll start using avatars of women with big asses.

And then RockB will tel me I suck at it and Shatta will crawl out form his grave and lecture me on the wonderful world of asses.

Woe to you o earth and sea, for the devil sends the beast with wrath, because he knows that time is short. Let him who hath understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number. Its number is six hundred and sixty six…

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Is this thing still on?

LOL Inkblot replied to someone asking about likes transferring over with “You’re fucked”


Oh Mr. Trump…

I bet the OTT folks are going to pollute rivers and oceans with their tears over that…

start your computations for time warp.

Holy fucking SHIT look at the weathergirl on CNN this morning! :wow: This girl looks like she just stepped out of a Victoria’s Secret catalogue! This is insanity… they definitely had no shame when hiring that one. That’s a girl I’d expect to see over on Fox.

*stupid shit that continues to annoy me at work-- soooo many of these people (a particular demographic especially… I’m trying not to reach a certain conclusion about them being incapable of reading, comprehending and then following simple instructions… because they happen to be the majority anyway, so that’s most likely skewing the results, but it’s ALWAYS them) somehow cannot grasp the concept of doing a weekly goddamn certification. They’ll start, then just stop for no apparent reason… then 3 or 4 weeks go by and just like that, they CAN’T do it anymore because the system locks you out after 3 weeks of inactivity. This is so wildly retarded to me… it’s like if you put a plate of food in front of a child…then 20 minutes later the child complains he’s still hungry, because he didn’t do anything but sit there and look at the damn plate. "Well, Billy… you’re supposed to pick up that thing over there called a fork… scoop up that stuff we call ‘food’…and put the food in your mouth. Remember to then also chew the food several times and swallow it! That part can be tricky, I know." Or…it’s like an idiot that wonders why the fridge is empty, when he forgot to go to the grocery store for the past 3 weeks. These things require a continued effort on your part, ya dope. It’s amazing when you see just how incompetent MOST people are. It’s no wonder why the most common reason for discharge I see in the system is “poor job performance”. Maybe the human race in general needs a “nanny state”, because that’s how pitiful this species is.

8 hours later and we’re still here :coffee:

So this server downtime thing was a hoax.

fucking obama

woke up to srk still working

I take back everything I said

It was me trolling. With that response, you’d think he would post more in GD but I guess it wouldn’t be a good look for the new kids if one of the owners of SRK was handing down beatings.