Free pointer for all you smart dumb cats of SRK - income from eye socket sex is not considered to be classified under the capital gains umbrella and thus not taxable by Uncle Sam. Also because there is no actual vaginal intercourse associated it cannot be considered part of the outlawed sex trade, and is most accurately classified as providing a professional service.
If they didn’t want you doing it, then they would tax the shit out of it, (ie. alcohol, cigarettes) correct?
Well then.
The only downside to it is that it requires willing clients.
I wonder if you could get any infections from jizz in the eye socket. Like does jizz carry bacteria, if not would it sitting in there still be hazardous?
no there is no bacteria in semen aside from the healthy cultures that normally reside in your urinary tract or on the surface of the penis itself that would get picked up when you get up in dat socket
so you are safe to resume eating it
because you are gay but also on a conscientiously healthy diet
HEYOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
man am i on fire or what guys
Joke’s on you, the tax rebate is just the government giving you back your own money because you already paid them too much during the course of the year.
GET ON MY TAX LEVEL
I am the opposite, I have to pay more money every year at tax season, because I am gangster like that, I hold onto my own money for as long as possible. If I got a tax rebate I wouldn’t treat it as free money I get to blow on eye socket whores, because it’s just my money being returned to me.
Depending on what type of debt you have you can negotiate with some collectors to show you are current if you are willing to reinstate making payments. In some cases they will wait on those payments or take a minimum. Doing that can help out your score fairly quickly by getting rid of delinquencies that otherwise would need to be paid in full and I am sure if you explain to the collectors about what you are doing they would actually be willing to help since it would be in their interest for you to get paid. Not that you will see this post because you is a bitch.
Seriously, when are these fabled updates/transfers/whatever happening? I feel like whether or not my clicks have any effect depends on a monkey flipping a coin in the dark or something.
I need to start watching Shameless, my sister told me about it and I still haven’t gotten around to seeing William H Macy act like a drunking asshole(aka your average white person). I also need either some watermelon or cherries, but preferably both. Are they in season? And can I get away with getting them for free thanks to Wal-Marts self checkout lines and policy of hiring senior citizens with failing vision?
In other news, Jamie Foxx is gonna play Electro and they want Paul Giamoti to play the Rhino in the new Spiderman flick. Lol why they fucking with my emotions?