He probably has. That’s the list he has dated, not the list of miscellaneous bitches he fucked while on the road in a random hotel room.
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: It’s unbelievable. Some performers can make love to the camera.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: Scarlet did it. [/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: Jessica did it.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: So could you.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]maxx: Yeah?[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: Oh yeah.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: Could you take your top off, please?[/LEFT]
[LEFT]**maxx: **W-what?[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: Could you take your shirt off?[/LEFT]
[LEFT]**maxx: **Are you kidding?[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: No, I’m not kidding.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]**maxx: **cries[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: What’s the matter? You’re acting like some dumb kid.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: I thought you were a professional.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]**maxx: **sobbing I-I am.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: Well, then what’s the problem?[/LEFT]
[LEFT]**maxx: **I can’t–[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: That’s better.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: That’s lovely.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: Oh yeah.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: Yeah, could you arch your back?[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: Arch your back a little maxx.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: Smile for me maxx.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: Come on maxx. Smile, smile.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: Smile for me.[/LEFT]
[LEFT]Ryan Reynolds: Now take your thumb and put it in your mouth like a little school girl.[/LEFT]
That’s true. He probably gave all the black girls his complimentary gift basket with autographed balls.
If Magic Johnson used to arrive at a hotel with 40+ hotel room keys of miscellaneous bitches. I’m sure Jeter get at least the same amount. So if he fucked 1 out of every 40 per hotel… man… with 81 road games… and off days…woah I don’t even…
I’d love a version of DC Universe Online that didn’t absolutely depend on online multiplayer for 99% of the damn game. See, this was and still is one of the great things with the Phantasy Star franchise in comparison… the player still has the option to play offline single player stuff if they want. A game that is forever tied to an online community will inevitably die much sooner than anything with single player will. I’m enjoying what little I’ve seen of DCUO so far, but I don’t have high hopes for its longevity, and I don’t like that those types of games are entirely dependent on the online community, basically.
First character was going to be (surprise surprise) a super vampire of some sort… the imagined backstory of course, since very few games out there actually let you play as that kind of character (*since apparently the vast majority of this damn industry has a terribly limited imagination.). Anyway, it eventually got away from that as I looked around the few customization options…now my character is just some other-worldly being with stone skin and psychic abilities, and the power to fly.
Y’know, there’s no telling how far I’d go for super psychic ability. It is one of the most desirable superhuman powers out there to me. Yes, I’d consider selling my soul to a demon for it. There’s so many things you could do with that. I’d have to specify every last detail of the deal, of course…since those “wish” situations usually end up with the demon or djinn/genie whatever trying to screw over the poor human with his own words. No, my details would be exact with no way to twist the wish around into something bad. I want complete and absolute control over the powers, with all the variety one could get out of Xavier-level psychic ability with even greater range (*it would be nice to hear the thoughts of people that are thousands of miles away if I focused on them)…without having to sit in a hover-chair forever like Xavier, of course. Even if this power brought to light the fact that 99% of the world actually does hate me with a burning passion, it would still be nice to have the power. Then, I could also destroy anyone I want in various ways, including complete mind-erasure.
Meanwhile over in the Phantasy Star universe, my character “Gevurah” had to unleash his TRUE POWER™ on some fools…level 119; transformed and actually got 2 Black Beast forms today (*beast characters transform and get godlike stats in bestial form when a certain gauge is full. Gold and Silver forms have a chance to undergo a second transformation, the Black Beast, which is even more powerful)! Those pitiful creatures never had a chance. Hell yeah.
Ryan Renolds is a known herpes carrier and rapist. Also quite knowledgeable about B-boying. He asks you to show him how to perform an aerial flare and the next thing you know it looks like you french-kissed your sister’s curling iron every 21 days. :tup:
cute…real cute fuckers.
it never ceases to amaze me how tapped into random celebrity bullshit and rumors you guys are. how do you “know” that jeter has herpes again?
I haven’t slept in 36 hours, I’m jumpy, stomach is knots, heart in my throat, haven’t been able to eat all day, feel like I’m dying.
Sorry for the emo post, but I really needed to vent this out.
Been watching alot of Bones, it is my favorite Show since Numbers. IDK what it is about shows like that but I tend to like them. Also I have a crush on the black woman in that series.
She’s definitely the most attractive of the bunch… I think Emily Deschanel has a fucked up jaw, and the half-Asian chick… just… well… You know those Asians that try to look white? Like Ayumi Hamasaki… I think she looks like a white person who’s trying to look Asian, and failed at it. For reference:
http://images2.layoutsparks.com/1/100792/bones-soap-opera-television.jpg
Man I feel ya. I haven’t eaten much in the last few days, I have barely slept, and my emotions are going nuts. And my grandmother is still alive, despite all odds.
Yet she isn’t actually dead. So I am supposed to be going to work. I get three days off for bereavement, but that doesn’t help me if i take em now, then am unable to show up for funeral if she dies later this week. And I can’t keep going into work, then leaving like halfway through because she “is going to die in 24 hours” which I have been told almost daily since last monday.
Bob Ross?
I know, right?
FEMALES used to surprise me with all the trife, trite shit they would have intimate knowledge about, discussing other peeps biz.
Not so much, anymore.
But GD still never fails to both amaze and disappoint with its XX posse level of celebrity trivia.
Aroo!
That’s hollywood talk for don’t kiss his ass. Because it probably got that bad skeet in it.
Thought XIII killed my hype for fighting games coming out, but the FS tourney footage was too good(as usual).
prays ver.b brings back MTEs
Yeah, FS looks gdlk. I say MTEs should stay gone. How many people were hitting all 3 escapes in the allotted time frame? Not a whole lot, I’m sure.
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What is FS?
She*** looks*** the part.
And by the part, I mean a ho.
Man 4+ MTEs were challenging yes, but anything below that was just unfamiliarity with doing them in the first place, since no game has them. This is what makes defense in the game so fun, you’re as active with button presses and joystick movement just as much as offense.