SRK Lounge the It's too early for me to think of something edition

what, like Mencia phasing out Chappelle? i sit on my throne made of your mom’s pubes with All-Star Superman smile of godhood.

shut up, ho. you don’t even like her best features. Clooney said you were gay. i heard him.

stop stealing Jago jokes. he’s going bald IRL. it’s sad :sad:

Holy shit

  1. it’s 5am
  2. in still awake
  3. captain Morgan is gone
  4. weed isn’t
  5. roommates GF isnt :wink:
  6. my pet monster (cartoon) is on
    G) numbers and letters confuse me
    ?) I am watching my pet monster movie tomorrow.
    () angel palm chose the gayest fake name ever. I wish he chose the name “Dr B Fluffer”. And his avatar was ronins dick penetrating a herpes riddled mouth. And living to tell the tale

Stop please.

Too GDLK.

Any more of this, and you’re going to have to upgrade that avatar to one by my fav O.G. comic artist, with your ava touchin’ the outstretched hand of a nekkid man.

Nothing good will come from staying up all night drinking and being angry. But if it makes you feel better to direct your anger at me then go ahead. Being a minority of mixed heritage and already losing the most important person in my life has given me pretty thick skin.

I’ve had this happen in every game I’ve played that uses the Havok physics engine. Most recently happened to me playing Dead Island, it freaked me out for a sec and I thought the zombie I just killed was still alive. In almost every case I’ve had it happen, it had something to do with a part of the enemy being stuck in terrain.

shaft is right that Jessica Brown Findlay is da truf

Working 10-10, and again Sunday and Monday. Fuuuuck yeah!

Is this an advert for walmart?

FUCK THIS GODDAMN PIECE OF SHIT… I had such a perfect post written up, and the goddamn shitty ass browser went back for no apparent reason, which of course erased it all. Fuck the fucking fuck whatever.

Bottom damn line of what I was trying to fucking say: My friend will probably lie and defend this shitty game he wants me to get, and he also has Dead Block; I’m surprised that he actually bought it, yadda yadda, he’ll say anything to defend certain things and it’s quite amusing to me, blah blah…he’ll probably say “you believe everything you read, don’t ya?” if I say the reviews all mention it has NO online co-op…he’d just lie and say it does if he cares enough to defend it that much…this is the guy that claimed the PS2 launch wasn’t the real launch when I mentioned it was disappointing to say the least back then…in the face of cold hard facts he would actually say “you believe everything you read, don’t ya?”, well, when it is literally EVERY bit of media, along with EVERY PERSON that knows talking about that thing launching on a particular date (oh and on top of me actually seeing that shit in stores at the time…“Test Launch” get the hell outta here with that bull.), then yeah. It’s a strong case of denial, like someone who swears the events of 9/11 didn’t really happen, and it was all special effects and actors.

we all have embarrassing purchases in our history blah blah I once bought a CD-i in the 90s, so I won’t pretend to have a spotless record of quality. Goddamn that shit pisses me off man… write up a reasonably nice random post and/or observation on something, and the fairy ass browser backs up for no fucking reason at all. Nice way to sour the mood, Firefox, thanks for that. It just reinforces that computers and the programs on them can’t really be trusted that much at all…just like 99% of women.

*Borderlands— I enjoyed that game, but if it had a 3rd person view, I would’ve probably considered it to be true greatness… sheeit, I’d still be playing it right now. Why oh why must First-Person view be so damn popular and successful!? That’s so frustrating…when the rest of the world absolutely cannot get enough of a certain something that you don’t care for…it means you’re always greatly outnumbered and thus your opinion on the matter doesn’t really mean shit… like if you were 1 of maybe 4 people that love pizza in a strange alternate reality where everyone else finds it disgusting, and they all prefer to eat tacos and every day, all day…thus, pizza would rarely be made in that bizarro world…most places would serve the tacos, since that’s what the overwhelming majority wants, and obviously that’s what is best for business.

What game did he want you to get?

Re: browser shit

Yeah that’s happened to me a couple times it’s shitty, Srk is the worst on my computer I only go on it through tapatalk on my phone

SRK won’t work at all on our computer. It crashes, invariably. Been that way for months. Straight muthafuckin’ Tapatalking.

It’s “All Zombies Must Die”…yet another game where you’d think the developers would put in online co-op/multiplayer but NOPE… local multiplayer only. I’m curious why so many downloadable games have that situation going on lately… I suppose the devs assume it’s not worth the extra effort. That in itself is often killing the potential sales. I’ve definitely seen other people on forums finding out certain games have no online multiplayer and it’s an instant “no sale” for them as well.

With Dead Block, I’m still surprised that other people got it too… there’s another guy on my friend list that bought it, and this guy normally has good taste. Dead Block is much, much worse …that game has no redeeming values from what I’ve seen, other than an amusing fat little boy as one of the playable characters. The fat kid is alright with me, because fat people always = entertainment. It’s a comedy goldmine every time with the fatties, no matter what the situation is, usually.

ah yes… I should get back to my Leonard Part 6 shenanigans in Saint’s Row 3 today… yeah. There’s nothing quite like seeing Bill Cosby as Leonard (part 6!) roundhouse kicking a bitch in the face, snatching people out of their cars, and beating other folks to death with a large purple dildo. Yeah, that’s how Saint’s Row 3 rolls.

So ass at old KOF’s now that it’s not even funny. And when I thought I was already pretty bad by the regular arcadegoer’s standards back then… looks like I went even lower. Dang, too much SF4/MvC3. :oops: OTOH, at least we got the old dudes to come back and play 98UM along with XIII. Amazing evening.

And the best part was that I got some Shermie mirror matches in! I thought I had to go to Mexico for that… Anyway, man it really sucks to get hit by your own shenanigans especially when you’re obligated to know how to get out of them, yourself. But losing some and learning all part of the growing up process. I feel especially encouraged by the tops and the tourney placers/champs telling me to keep on playing/be patient/take notes. They shared stories on how even they started out as noobs and lost a lot in the past. They told me I can keep up eventually if I make this a regular thing and not to give up.

On a semi-related note, the gay guys here like using Athena/Kula a lot…

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There is too much awesome in that trailer

and this is how I picture half of SRK

sittin around watchin’ Ron Paul vids, rippin pics from Kristin Davis galleries, and waitin on some dude to give me his computer so i can molest it into working order.

u mad, haterz?

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Bad news? This is possibly the best news I’ve had all year!!! I hope this will at LEAST slow down the apocalypse a few MPH or so.

-Starhammer-

For some reason I hate Athena. I don’t like anything about her at all. Fighting her or anything. Her and makoto are two characters that I loathe. For 13 I know I’m rockin daimon and Clark, not sure who to use for my third though, thinking elizabeth but might try out andy or duo Lon. Actually now that I think of it I might use maxima. He has a chest laser and rocket shoes.

Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! Psycho Ball! SAIKO BORU!

i miss the ultimate psycho soldier his name is of course Bao