SRK Lounge So What ever happened to Calzones?

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Col. Mustang is a god damn fucking BADASS in Brotherhood. The real Mustang.

My girl wrote me a three page letter telling me to go fuck myself this week. After an hour of talking she was ready to fuck and trying to figure out what she wanted to cook me for dinner(enchiladas btw).

I would love to kill my sisters SECOND babies daddy. And it is fucked up cause he looks like a High School musical version of me with the exception that he is one of them crazy new age army lunatics that tosses puppies on landmines and shit when no one is looking. That makes me wonder, why the fuck IS my sister with a dude that looks like me?

Okay I just creeped myself out, fuck this.

Drop her.

I preferred King Bradley. Beast Mode™ personified. I think I need white shadow to post up the video of Bradley getting two soldiers, behind the protection of an armored tank, SHOOK AS FUCK so bad, they hauled ass in REVERSE, UP A LONG ASS FLIGHT OF STAIRS, just to get away from him. All he was doing was calling their bluff of “approach me, former brethren.”

Yo my girl made enchiladas tonight too. No letter or anything today. But damn that shit was bomb.

^Why did I read that as “Yo girl made me enchiladas tonight too.”? :rofl:

Because this is SRK, where such comments are expected. Around here that is a sign of respect almost.

SRK is a combination of college freshmen, facebook and fox news pundits in the amount of stupid it produces

I have come to the conclusion that nobody actually visits SRK to have discussion. Instead they choose to practice artistic copy/pasting. This is where everybody mostly chooses to continually say the same shit in different ways until the other person gives up.

I have also come to the conclusion that nobody actually visits SRK to have discussion. Instead they choose to practice artistic copy/pasting. This is where everybody mostly chooses to continually say the same shit in different ways until the other person gives up.

I have also come to the conclusion that high school girls can be easily roofied. Instead of playing shit smart, the choose to drink the drink this guy who’s older than them tells them is safe to drink until they pass out and you rape them.

I’ve come to realize that almost everything I like is a least a little illegal.

Anime (copyright)
Skateboarding (no need to explain here)
Graffiti( no need to explain again)
Fighting games (MMs)
Hacked games fangames and shiz (copyright)

I just said this out loud earlier with full conviction;

Fuck this gay Earth.

How did you come to that conclusion?

Intended for AL, not Hav. Bastard posted before I could :annoy:

I roofied some 16 year old girls.

whats mms mean? graffiti isnt totally illegal, legal walls do exist.

I have come to the conclusion that I am going to report your ass to the authorities if ever given the chance, lol prison rape. Your asshole will already be prepared.

True. My wife makes sure of that.

Did Doug help you out with that?

Money Matches.

You guys should should see how many black dildos you can hold in your ass as practice.

Who’s Doug? You know what you call pedophiles who work with other people? Prisoners.

Edit: Re:AP - my ass is small. I’m a white guy who is 5’11" and 126lbs…there’s less ass on me than a brick wall…