SRK Lounge So What ever happened to Calzones?

The_Damned · 2012-08-05T05:49:41.000Z

(You know can stop paying attention to Maximilian any time, right Nick? I did, which means it’s easy.)

I am quite cross just how resource intensive the newest Firefox seems to be even over the older ones. I think I might actually start looking for some way to “downgrade” if this persists.

TIS bordering on Million levels of creepy right now

“Bordering”? Uh, I actually don’t think Million ever even used the word “rape” in relation to a woman; he definitely hasn’t used the word “impregnate”.

So is “iantothemax” Mylifeasanrpg’s other persona?

Fixed even though I don’t care about the front page outside of slight annoyance at seeing the same names update inconsequential shit constantly within a 24 hour period.

It’s also not pedophilia because pedophilia specifically indicates an attraction to pre-adolescents.

The term you guys are looking for is ephebophilia, which is an attraction to late adolescents. In other words, adolescents who could reasonably pass for adults. In other words, jailbait.

(The in-between term is hebephilia, which is an attraction to early adolescents.)

Thank you.

I already knew the terms, but I didn’t bother saying them because I didn’t want to link to anything and I’m horrible at spelling, especially when in a hurry.

Starhammer · 2012-08-05T06:09:44.000Z

“right now”. :lol: :lol:

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Damn. Machida just fucked Bader up!

They don’t know, do they? One day, the rest of SRK might find out why he’s called the invincible swordsman.

-Starhammer-

xlxlxlxl · 2012-08-05T06:12:40.000Z

I am quite cross just how resource intensive the newest Firefox seems to be even over the older ones. I think I might actually start looking for some way to “downgrade” if this persists.

Same here. I’ve been keeping task manager open while browsing and Firefox will steadily increase from 200,000 k to over 1,000,000. It got to around 2,000,000 the other day when I was on youtube. Thank goodness there’s a restart option.

Every now and then, I’ll see these fuckers in my house out of the corner of my eye >:(

They’ll immediately scurry under a dresser or something as I start moving for something to hit them with. Two days ago, one crawled into the hallway closet and I couldn’t find it. Last night I killed an unlucky one in my room that tried to escape under the door. Just a moment ago another one (maybe the closet gecko) ran under my dresser the second I saw it. They must have “Spider Sense” or something. I wish I had some kind of anti-animal forcefield around my house to keep these guys and bugs out. If it could keep bees and ants away too that’d be great.

Havatchu · 2012-08-05T07:08:38.000Z

It’s also not pedophilia because pedophilia specifically indicates an attraction to pre-adolescents.

The term you guys are looking for is ephebophilia, which is an attraction to late adolescents. In other words, adolescents who could reasonably pass for adults. In other words, jailbait.

(The in-between term is hebephilia, which is an attraction to early adolescents.)

Confirmed pedo for knowing age specific terms.

I knew them too…but…shutup.

Shaft_Agent · 2012-08-05T07:12:23.000Z

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he’s taking a dump regardless of voice actor. might as well give him a man’s voice instead of Lisa Simpson’s voice. in conclusion…

They must have “Spider Sense” or something.

nah, they’re just not retarded like roaches and other bugs. roaches be all like “look at my sexy Lamborghini shaped body. i need to floss. lemme crawl all over this dude” geckos are straight “porkchop sandwiches” 24/7.

orochizoolander · 2012-08-05T07:14:32.000Z

snip

I linked to what I wanted which includes the relevant text. Don’t tell me what to be mad at not everyone thinks like your emo ass, whether I’m black or not I’m always going to hate on stupidity and how dare you act like black people have the exclusive patent on shallowness GTFO with that bullshit.

NickRocks · 2012-08-05T07:18:17.000Z

for all of you talking about pedos

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_CHILD_PORN_NETWORK?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-08-04-10-44-22

be careful, theyre watching you!

Havatchu · 2012-08-05T07:21:04.000Z

for all of you talking about pedos

http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_CHILD_PORN_NETWORK?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2012-08-04-10-44-22

be careful, theyre watching you!

I only got halfway through

Thanks for bumming me out.

Starhammer · 2012-08-05T07:32:12.000Z

Same here. I’ve been keeping task manager open while browsing and Firefox will steadily increase from 200,000 k to over 1,000,000. It got to around 2,000,000 the other day when I was on youtube. Thank goodness there’s a restart option.

Every now and then, I’ll see these fuckers in my house out of the corner of my eye >:(

http://www.the-lizard-lounge.com/content/gallery/lizard-pictures/house-gecko/house-gecko-03-juvenile-penny.jpg

They’ll immediately scurry under a dresser or something as I start moving for something to hit them with. Two days ago, one crawled into the hallway closet and I couldn’t find it. Last night I killed an unlucky one in my room that tried to escape under the door. Just a moment ago another one (maybe the closet gecko) ran under my dresser the second I saw it. They must have “Spider Sense” or something. I wish I had some kind of anti-animal forcefield around my house to keep these guys and bugs out. If it could keep bees and ants away too that’d be great.

I’ve got those little bastards around my house too. I don’t know what they’re called, but they don’t get in anymore since I stopped drinking. I guess they wanted a shot too.

-Starhammer-

drizzt360 · 2012-08-05T07:35:32.000Z

They’re Tokay Geckos. Mean little bastards. When I was a boy my friend had some of those fuckers. I was sitting on his couch one day and he stuck one of them bastards on my finger. Little creature bit the shit out of me. I got my revenge. My friend was sleeping so I grabbed one and stuck it on his ear. Look like be was wearing some dumb earring that was making him bleed.

Geese_Pants · 2012-08-05T07:36:35.000Z

I had this dream today that I cannibalized a pornstar…I think I’m gonna lay off the porn for a while.

Amazing_Funbags · 2012-08-05T07:40:06.000Z

eh I gotten bored of your tit AVs…

I do too on occasion. That’s why I switch things up but I get SO much stupid backlash for not having boobs there -_-

ZOMG Y U NO HAV BEWBS!?

WTF-AKUMA-HAX · 2012-08-05T07:41:32.000Z

Pre-emptive:
“I like how” -
-it ain’t speld rite and its from da hippity hops-i don’t understand those.

Spoiler

http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyuis6J7XZ1r3zezqo1_500.gif

No wonder I couldn’t find this. It wasn’t “bitches on my dick”

http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltbg4fKNsn1r2ybmso1_1280.jpg

angelpalm · 2012-08-05T07:43:24.000Z

So please stop being indignant over something that actually matters rather than people acting like people and thus like dumb-asses.

Can someone explain this sentence to me?

ThePurpleBunny · 2012-08-05T07:47:04.000Z

I had this dream today that I cannibalized a pornstar…I think I’m gonna lay off the porn for a while.

Why not lay off the cannibalism instead?

Starhammer · 2012-08-05T08:02:04.000Z

I do too on occasion. That’s why I switch things up but I get SO much stupid backlash for not having boobs there -_-

ZOMG Y U NO HAV BEWBS!?

You’re the king and you’re stuck with it.

-Starhammer-

SNAAAAKE · 2012-08-05T08:11:26.000Z

what was so “wtfzomgepicgood” about hunger games? all that media hype(was on fox news) for this…lol.

ok/watchable movie at best. if only one can survive then why did I see a team of 4 making a camp and sleeping together. are you fucking serious? I am not going to sleep next to few other people that have to kill me to win.

Stabby · 2012-08-05T08:13:55.000Z

what was so “wtfzomgepicgood” about hunger games? all that media hype(was on fox news) for this…lol.

ok/watchable movie at best. if only one can survive then why did I see a team of 4 making a camp and sleeping together. are you fucking serious? I am not going to sleep next to few other people that have to kill me to win.

decent/watchable for a woman book makes it excellent

compare to twilight

Shaft_Agent · 2012-08-05T08:14:03.000Z

SNAAAAKE, i watched that today. bored out of my mind.

SNAAAAKE · 2012-08-05T08:20:12.000Z

I barely made it through. it was at least 40 minutes too long.

fox news reporter bitch was like “OMG SO GOOD PEOPLE LINING UP AND WATCHING IT 9 IN THE MORNING”

um…no :tdown: