SRK Lounge So What ever happened to Calzones?

Hatred_Edge · 2012-08-03T04:04:08.000Z

Aren’t you busy setting up some harlot house?

The_Epidemic · 2012-08-03T04:14:05.000Z

Aren’t you busy setting up some harlot house?

Hell yea homie…my uncle was telling me mad shit about it. I just need to rent a truck and pick these broads up. He said in the old days they used to just hide the broads in between haystacks. Idk…I might have to start small and get local broads first. Just to test the market around here.

Sent from my NiggaTech using Tapatalk…yeaa buddy

Amazing_Funbags · 2012-08-03T04:15:38.000Z

i think your tag should read “El Caballo Loco” or Caballa Loca if its female, bruv.

FINALLY SOMEBODY SAID IT

Vynce · 2012-08-03T04:20:09.000Z

Drinking Genesee cream
ale tallboys and wearing a Celtics t-.

The shirt was free, and the beer cost next-to-nothing.

(goml)

Matriarch · 2012-08-03T04:21:56.000Z

Women have to be the only creatures on this planet that can fuck up and then ask you to apologize for getting mad at their fuck up.

Taito · 2012-08-03T04:35:56.000Z

Epi put me down for a GD discount, I want a Eva Mendes lookalike for $20.

NickRocks · 2012-08-03T04:39:54.000Z

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=PX7bfDT_Yok

get the fuck out of this thread! >:(

Matriarch · 2012-08-03T04:44:43.000Z

get the fuck out of this thread! >:(

Why?

Pertho is too smart to say close-minded sexist shit. So I called him out.

ThePurpleBunny · 2012-08-03T04:47:43.000Z

I would call you out on how posting a YouTube video as a simple response isn’t really calling someone out, but I’ll just demand tit pics instead because that’s all women are good for.

Redbeard · 2012-08-03T04:48:05.000Z

Why?

Pertho is too smart to say close-minded sexist shit. So I called him out.

I knew we couldn’t keep you out forever. You gotta pay the tit fee to post in the lounge though.

Amazing_Funbags · 2012-08-03T04:48:07.000Z

Why?

Pertho is too smart to say close-minded sexist shit. So I called him out.

Also I like how my old handle is thrown in random shit for no reason.

Matriarch · 2012-08-03T04:50:15.000Z

I knew we couldn’t keep you out forever. You gotta pay the tit fee to post in the lounge though.

And what did the other members have to pay to post here?

NickRocks · 2012-08-03T04:52:27.000Z

And what did the other members have to pay to post here?

dick fee.

actually everyone has posted pics of themselves

Matriarch · 2012-08-03T04:54:42.000Z

dick fee.

actually everyone has posted pics of themselves

So you guys are all showing your dicks to each other?

Sounds kinda gay. Why would you want to see anything I have?

SNAAAAKE · 2012-08-03T05:00:20.000Z

bet Kate Beckinsale swallows…every time

Hatred_Edge · 2012-08-03T05:02:38.000Z

He said in the old days they used to just hide the broads in between haystacks.

Between haystacks. This is too funny to be true.

po_pimpus · 2012-08-03T05:03:17.000Z

So you guys are all showing your dicks to each other?

Sounds kinda gay. Why would you want to see anything I have?

Good point. I’m going out on a limb, but with your posting history you must either be some horrible looking she-beast, or a trap, thereby meaning we really don’t want to see what you have to “offer.”

But that doesn’t mean you don’t have hot, slutty friends whose pics we would love to see. Pay the toll, please.

NickRocks · 2012-08-03T05:04:35.000Z

bet Kate Beckinsale swallows…EVERY time

A man can only dream

Matriarch · 2012-08-03T05:12:55.000Z

Good point. I’m going out on a limb, but with your posting history you must either be some horrible looking she-beast, or a trap, thereby meaning we really don’t want to see what you have to “offer.”

But that doesn’t mean you don’t have hot, slutty friends whose pics we would love to see. Pay the toll, please.

I find the social dynamics of males interesting. Admittedly at times I find many male actions to be perplexing and at times completely stupid, but you guys are at least entertaining.

But if imagining me as some horrible beast will mean you keep your dick in your pants, then please imagine away. I don’t swing that way.

Million · 2012-08-03T05:13:47.000Z

*I’ve never actually seen a person with the name “Poindexter”… I’d feel sorry for someone with that name. That’s the classic nerd from Revenge of the Nerds. Poindexter was even nerdier and more of an awkward goof than “Luis Skulnick”(Luis was essentially the leader).

I wonder sometimes how a certain guy I know can still be ok with living at home with his mom at this point in life… he’s 32 or 33…and stillllll there. It must be tough on the ego at times… then again, he seems content to go on like that indefinitely, I guess. Then again, the whole media setup he has going on in that particular area of the house is actually pretty awesome… great sound system, a ridiculously huge HDtv and tons of games to enjoy on that… I have to admit to being a little jealous of those things in particular…but would it be worth still living at Mom’s house though? An interesting thing to ponder… I love this concept of having “my place”… aka The Lair™… Fortress of Solitude, The Batcave, Secret Base, whatever ya want to call it.

*They need to hurry up with the Track & Field events at the Olympics… Allyson Felix and Lolo Jones need to get their sexy little narrow asses on my tv screen ASAP.

ohooooo but right now it’s Aly Raisman time… yeahhhhhhhhhhh buddy! Hell yeah…fine little jew ass right there… oh yes, loads have been dropped in their honor recently.

whoahh…my old 2004 gymnast sexpot Carly Patterson is in the audience! I figured she was somewhere on the premises! Sitting right next to her— Mary Lou Retton… STILL looking quite hittable… right after that they had to show The Nastia herself, of course…nice…niiiiiiice