(Yeah, I’ve pretty much ignored Nando 2.0 since he appeared and I tend to try to read everyone’s posts.)
Ugh. A bit late, but I forgot to say that I have to agree with Million that the necessity of sleep is bullshit, much like the necessity of most things human have to do.
points at kid’s surprisingly minor shoulder wound
Haw haw. [/Nelson]
Oh man. I may hate China, but I have to admit they’re excellent at schadenfreude.
Like her mother, I’m now dying over here.
Clearly, you underestimate the obesity of Western society.
am I the only one who appreciates the way he phrases his sentences? 
But from this conversation I question “Western Society” being a factor here.
WTF-AKUMA-HAX… Bruv in all seriousness where are you from?
I want him to post more. I totally appreciate it. Appreciate =/= understand though.
(Eh, it might not, but given globalization, purely “Western” societies are hardly the only ones to have land-whales nowadays.)
That said, I wouldn’t honestly be surprised that, even if he’s not just a troll, that he’s from a Western or at least European country. I’ve talked to quite a few ESL users online and none of them have been anywhere near that bad. Conversely, quite a few native English speakers are utterly rubbish at typing anything online.
Then again, given most of you are on social media, I don’t exactly need to explain that.
Boel
1166
I made a facebook account for you the damned so that I could be efriends but even fake the damned refuses my friend request
Kromo
1167
I now have some faith, than in case of zombie apocalypse, we will be able to rebuild civilization.
Provided we have enough knex and legos.
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Can we build it? YES WE CAN! god I love Lego and K’Nex! I still have my old sets and bought a few new ones in the last few years.
I still wanna tbag tea leoni:blush:
was watching random YT video of 50cent showing his cars and stuff and as soon as he walked in the kitchen I was like “bet he has grape drank in there”. he opens the freezer and there it is…a box of grape fanta 
Tea Leoni in the shower in Family Man is the real shit. Sooooooooo friggin’ hot.
Damn it you idiots. I can’t believe I’m actually about to do this.
“What do you mean by this?”
“I must be missing something that’s common to the rest of you, because I have no idea what you’re saying.”
“I get that you guys have things your clique likes to talk about, but not everyone is going to share your wack interests.”
“Again, what did you mean? And everyone else, don’t try to put words in Ayo’s mouth.”
"Treat this like you’re at school. You should be embarrassed to admit that you don’t understand this. You’re proud of being too stupid to get what’s being said and end your admission of your own ignorance with an emoticon. Are you a bunch of bitches? references quote indicating that bitches take enjoyment from smiley faces, thereby indicating that you are indeed bitches for enjoying the previously mentioned emoticons.
“ArcadeFire is afraid of vagina.”
“That isn’t what I meant, but please, continue focusing on the minor issues rather than the meaning behind it. Continue to add to your circle jerk. If you continue to dogpile as you have been doing, you guys are going to end up in compromising positions.”
“You’re laughing at me because you don’t have shit else to do.”
“I’ve inferred that you are less than intelligent without overtly stating so.”
And I enjoyed every minute of it.
i think your tag should read “El Caballo Loco” or Caballa Loca if its female, bruv.
CHOWZ
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There can only be one. And that is when you put all three together.
Pertho
1177
Women have to be the only creatures on this planet that can fuck up and then ask you to apologize for getting mad at their fuck up.
I typed a bunch of bullshit because I was bored.
Spoiler
I wonder if the complexity of the message being conveyed has any effect on its ability to be understood by an individual that is not well acquainted with language of said message. As I construct arbitrarily complex sentences while simultaneously listening to music that I just bought and watching television that I don’t find particularly interesting, I wonder how these sentences will change after being translated into a foreign language and back to English using Google Translate, a translator known for being rather inaccurate. Hopefully, the results will be quite humorous. Without any further ado, please enjoy this needlessly complex sentence that I copied from the internet a few moments ago because I was too lazy to write one of my own.
The use of complicated wording as an overall literary technique needs to encompass graphic and individual comprehension to allow the reader to become acquainted with the unique terminological aspects employed by the author whilst not detracting from the application of the specific innuendos influencing the particular methods involved which reflect the tone of the major works in question, thereby altering the quality of the outcome.
I was so bored, I enter a bunch of bullshit.
Spoiler
The complexity of the message being conveyed What will have some effect on ability to be understood by an individual familiar with the language has not been well above the message. While listening to music I bought at the same time, while watching television that there is no special interest to me, as I construct sentences of arbitrary complexity, I will be changed after this document has been translated into foreign languages, translator would be how to use Google Translate back to English is known for is rather inaccurate. Hopefully, the result is very humorous. If there is no more fuss, I was so troublesome to write one of my own, I while ago, please enjoy this unnecessarily complex sentence that was copied from the Internet.
Use of language is complex, become acquainted with aspects of the unique terms while without departing from the application of allusion particular affect the way a particular reader is involved reflect, been adopted by the author as a method literary overall tone of the major works of the problem there is a need to include an understanding of the individual graphics or to allow it, thereby changing the quality of the results.
Edit: It only gets funnier after more translations
I was bored so, please enter a bunch of bullshit.
Spoiler
Complexity of the message, what language is conveyed may have some effect on ability to be understanding to the individual familiar with are not on top of the message well. I have a special interest, I will, after this document has been translated into a foreign language while listening to music that you purchased at the same time, I am watching TV that does not exist to me to construct sentences of arbitrary complexity is changed, the translator will be as follows. Has been known to be inaccurate rather than how to use back translated into English by Google. Hopefully, the result is very humorous. If you have any more trouble, so I describe one of your own, but was cumbersome, and I a while ago, please enjoy this unnecessarily complex statements that have been copied from the Internet.
Use of language is complex, without departing from the application of specific mention, but affects the way that reflects the involvement of specific leaders, become acquainted with various aspects from the perspective of a unique, problem there is, in order to allow to include an understanding of the graphics of the individual, it, or need to change the quality of the results by it the way of major works, been adopted by the authors as the tone of the entire literature is that there is.
The power of vagina compels you!throws pussy juice
You niggas ain’t smart
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