Random Isley Brothers sample

One to the three and you know I gets busy
Lounging with my smartphone in the nine trizzy
Tumblr in my pocket and my Likes on my side
Bout to take you mark busters on a flossy ass ride
Down with the OGs clowning on 12ers
Got my username from reading mangas at Borders
Now I’m dippin in Japan Mount Fuji right behind me
Ain’t lived in the States since the late '90s
Temperature is 90s St Ides is what I’m sipping
Shootin craps at the backyard boogie’s how I’m living
Party in the West side always stay proper
Gonna check the new Batman with DeVito and Pfeiffer
Oops pow surprise

high pitched whining noise

You should just save up for some Bose headphones or something. I hate when cheap stuff craps out.

Man I totally forgot that Pokemon’s name.

It’s Lickitung #pokenerd

Lickitung.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN rapping:

It’s the world’s greatest hero up in dis bitch.
I use topical cream when I got a jock itch.
I ride wit my boys almost ev-er-y-day
Gotta keep it gangsta in a major way
I like watching wrestling and keepin it real
I don’t murder people, lie, cheat, or steal
In my dreams I have Anastasia sittin’ on my lap
And that’s of course the end of my silly little rap.

holds up gun and cocks it sideways

Newest member, lol
http://www.shoryuken.com/forum/index.php?members/prettygirlreal.74609/

i have a life (here on srk) :coffee:

I’m tempted to bet on how long before this train wrecks.

Been watching these olympics for a while now and I just have one thing to ask.

Who the fuck names their daughter Destinee Hooker?:bluu:

Sometimes I do have to remember my friend isn’t as well versed in SF lore, despite being a very good if new-ish player.
Over this weekend, at the techie convention (which had cosplayers for whatever reason)

https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-snc6/s720x720/251974_10151074866104101_1547523230_n.jpg
him: I swear I saw a Cammy cosplay here somewhere. I’ll let you know if I see her again today.
me: Delta Red?
him: no, green

(Oh, so you were changing your avatar to Lickitung, xlxlxlxl. I definitely like that one better.)

Lol at trying to regulate not talking about Avengers vs. Dark Knight Rises in the lounge like it’s offensive when people regularly talk about masturbation, sex and effluvia in here.

Double standards… [/sing-song]

Yes. That’s why Banner wears pants that are elastic enough to not completely rip. He doesn’t want to distracted everyone with his haterections.

Duh. :coffee:

Lost His Powers Again After Spider-man 3/In Space Exploring/In Another Dimension Handling More Important Shit.

There. [/didn’t even watch Avengers]

Someone who is realistic about the future, however self-fulfilling.

Wu-Tang Clan Ain’t Nuthing ta Buck Wit

Spoiler

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Life always has to piss on whatever little fun thing I want to do, of course… so apparently I CAN’T play Fable 3 offline…OR Kingdoms of Amalur at the moment. Fine… if that’s the bullshit ass direction this moronic piece of shit industry wants to go, then what the fuck ever, I give up on playing anything like that. All I wanted to do at this very moment was play a fucking goddadmn motherfucking game but NO! Fine, fuck the fuck out of you. Every thing that could possibly be an enjoyable moment in life…it always gets shitted on. We’ll see what happens when I’m the one taking a giant shit on this faggot ass world.

It just pisses you off when you work a job that constantly reminds you of how unbelievably stupid and worthless MOST people are…you come home from the stress of dealing with that, and want to enjoy watching women’s beach volleyball… then the women have PANTS on… you want to play a game offline because you may not feel like dealing with certain annoying people who are online forever, then the talentless shit-eating dorks that made most of the games out today decided “No, you need to be online to play our game… because we’re douchebags.” and on and on and on… I’ll bet that if I decide to go out for a relaxing jog, suddenly a severe thunderstorm will happen, to make sure I can’t enjoy that either.

http://www.news.com.au/entertainment/music/snoop-no-longer-a-dogg-now-a-lion/story-e6frfn09-1226439599529
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT? [/CAPT. Picard]

I just saw a story about another case of 9/11/01 fraud… some guys were taking donations, supposedly for the first responders and victim families or whatever… and of course they just kept all that money for themselves. See, that’s what human nature is all about. That’s the reality of what this pathetic species is.

yeah, there it is http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/pickup_artist_cons_RVQSudTGvnu56HXBT5EW9K

Math city bitch, math math city bitch.
Ten ten ten twenty equals fifty bitch.

I don’t think I’ve ever seen Million curse that much in a single post lol

HBOGo is seriously amazing. I have caught up on so many shows I’ve missed over the years. Shows I have caught up on or cleared this year:

  • Boardwalk Empire
  • Deadwood*
  • Oz
  • The Wire
    Currently on Season 2 of The Sopranos.

*It’s a fucking shame what the cocksuckers at HBO allowed to happen with this amazing show. I don’t know who’s truly at fault, the actors or HBO or whoever, but someone is definitely a cocksucker. The cocksucking cocksuckers. Cocksuckers, cocksuckers, cocksuckers. The character of Al Swearengen was a goddamned masterpiece. And they’re never going to make the movies they promised. Cocksuckers.

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Dear.Fucking.God I’m excited.

awww, look who exceeded their parents expectations:

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/531623_10151153189113453_43508147_n.jpg

wtf how do you not notice 100k bees in your huse, especially when your light bulbs are filling with fucking honey, and it’s dripping from the walls and ceiling?

Also, I need to go on a road trip and lick the walls of that house.

Working on this time lapse video of a Clockwork build. I want to use an MF Doom song, but the one I want to use has “dick” and “nigga” in it a couple times. Sad day.