I’ve never seen anyone wear a Tapout shirt that wasn’t a fat white man/boy. (Extra tough guy points for having the sleeves cut off.)
part of the standup routine I’m working on has tapout shirt jokes.
I completely agree with everything you say. It’s always some fat fuck wearing a Tapout shirt. Should have tapped out of lasagna.
I hope this is the only laugh in your audience
Nice, they gave Dhalsim the curve ball fireball like Oro’s ex fireball. I wonder if you can do wake-up mixups with it like you could with Oro.
:tup:
I’d rather have Oro 
Hmmmmm… Go figure.
I have not read this yet, but Johanna stays controversial and cutting edge. Where was she in my 20’s when I was literally going insane looking for hardware rootkits?
tl;dr - The boot process is hideous. No one cares really. Johanna cares, though. And she really knows her hardware 'sploits.
:tup:
[This thread cracks me the fuck up](The Weather Thread
For the record: I’m being completely genuine. I actually like talking about the weather.
What kind of weak pussy nigga do you have to be to try and save a married woman from her broken relationship only to get jumped by the dude and his homies and then have the nerve(or lack of) to cry?
dead/
Just hovered over this entire bullshit post searching for a link. Nigga, where is the link?
Sorry no link bro…I spoke to the dude. Doubt it’ll make the news considering the fool was too scared to make a report.
You’ve never seen Trailer Park Boys before?
Fun fact: the dude talking crazy in that video (Bubbles) is cousins with Snow:
Jimmy if you haven’t seen that show… Idk, man, just watch that shit.
Haha I didn’t know that about Bubbles, that’s kinda funny.
*I had a friend whose first name was “Sir” when I was a preteen. He was black. *
cheh,
A certain friend already ran thru the Halo 5 story several hours ago, man… I know they aren’t typically long games but damn…it hasn’t even been available for a full 24 hours…but he tends to try and rush thru some games as fast as possible for whatever reason. (he must have gotten it immediately at midnight and played straight on thru this morning?) Sheeeit, it would be nice if I still had that much energy and free-time during the weekdays.
*Oh and another odd thing about that one— he most likely will NEVER touch that game again. Yeah, he’s one of those…zips thru the story exactly 1 time and then never plays again. It’s just strange to me since I’d assume that most people would want to get a little more out of their games than that…especially if they bought it full price on day 1 like that.
Names:
I’ve known of a guy with “Sir” as part of his first name.
Also, the blackest female name is definitely “Keesha” and its many variants–Lakeisha, Lakisha, etc. Ebony is another one—you probably won’t see a white girl named “Ebony” (mixed ones only halfway count, y’know–and Ebonys tend to be lightskin black, oddly enough)…if you do, she’s the only one in the world. Oh, and I knew of a girl in high school by the name of AFRICA. That’s superblackness right there…and OF COURSE she was fat. If one chooses that name for their daughter, they have probably doomed her to a life of obesity…it’s not much better than deciding to name her “Bertha” or “Sherbert”…or “Shirley”—Shirley tends to be a fat-girl name too.
Ian is definitely the whitest whiteguy name, possibly of all time… you won’t see a dude that looks like Wesley Snipes going around with the name “Ian” unless he changed it to that just to be funny. I’d say “Blake” is another one that is up there.
I imagine it’d go down like this:
SRK Douche: “LOL you’re a man!”
Me: “LOL you’re unemployed!”
SRK Douche: 
Wait a minute, if a nigga met you in real life he could still accuse you of being a man?
Something about this joke is suspect.
Also, answer PMs.
don’t make me pull out the drawings…
shock
don’t fall for it, they didn’t specify if he had grenades. we sell grenade launchers from time to time. they don’t just shoot grenades (EDIT: because you have to jump through hoops to own grenades. they aren’t illegal though.). they are mainly used to shoot flares, smoke bombs, beanbags, shotgun shells, etc.
Also, for the record:
“Hunter” is the whitest name. Followed by "Tanner"
Just close your eyes and imagine his mullet and sleeveless, confederate flag shirt.