my fucking word, I saw this at the store today on sale and I was like “naaaa why bother” and I regretted it, and now you fucking pour salt on the wound.
I was thinking that. Old man @Valaris probably sent sentient grandpa @RoninChaos a fax telling him to make a new lounge so he didn’t get yelled at. So Ronin put .0002 seconds of thought into it, and we’re all like “holy fuck he’s a genius” and tonight you’ll all go to bed thinking about how big hid dick is.
I was ready to go to bed, then I realized holy fuck I’m cooking sausages.
So… I just discovered that there is a conspiracy theory that Dave Chappelle is now a clone of the real Dave Chappelle who was murdered after refused to continue with his show.
I need to do a conspiracy theory 2.0 post. technically it would be 1.0 since I never actually posted the original one. But yeah, there’s some real gold out there now, so I can probably make something really funny.
Meanwhile, in the real world, the CIA has confirmed that the director of the CIA hid information regarding the Kennedy assassination. Conspiracy truth. And the media (NPR) finally formally regards the creation of the Federal Reserve as a conspiracy, 'cause it is.
Tekno Virus - Mysterious disappearance and extremely timely yet uneventful return to The Lounge.
Ronin - The quiet mod makes an appearance and even overthrows a fellow mod right as the Korean attacks reach their height activity.
Hax - For the reasons listed above, also his ambiguous way of speaking.
Which reminds me of something… A secretive group operating at the highest echelons of the community? Yep:
Who’s the 4th member, though? Who is the girl? Of course, this member would be a female. and, in true SRK9 fashion, one who has had a limited presence in The Lounge and has made a sudden reappearance. I mean none other than Matriarch.
So there you have it, folks. My line-up of suspects: Tekno, Ronin, Hax and Matriarch. If you investigate them, I’m sure you’ll find multiple stubs for McDonald’s gift cards, a credit card payment to a bot farm owner and an Korean-to-Engrish dictionary among them.
K-BO SLICE not korean bot, nobody blaming it on that thread that sucka made for kpoop that I turned into epic bison Sub Zero floor ice like Bartolo slipped on going to the lockerroom where are the shoops fired for that!!
(white person clearly made this, how many buttons are there really, you never play, samurai sword triggers, you weabdoods like holding those & saying equestrian is not gay when that shit had like chicken wings)
