I hate texas poker.
If I’m at a casino, I’m either playing blackjack or betting on the twelves in roulette.
How are those Matriarch love letters working out for you Romeo?
You seriously going to compare my undying devotion for a Goddess to your molestation of a woman trying to peacefully do her job?
Get the fuck out of here you amoral fuck.
About to finally finish up my groups first dungeon. The next adventure they do will not be in a dungeon. Fuck dungeons.
That’s it for the beta, it seems… Went out how I predict the full game to go: playing against a laggy Karin.
Yeah, that bit about rubbing the waitress’s ass is just weird. That’s molestation plain and simple, the way you describe it. I dunno how you thought that was okay.
The SFV beta was meh. I see where they’re moving the game to and I don’t agree. It was quite boring to play and the online was just a rollback nightmare. I guess if I’m better able to choose WHO I’m going to play it’ll improve. GGPO has always been my least favorite option for online gaming so there’s that. I hate–HATE–when I’m doing a combo but the game rolls back and shows me actually eating shit. For all the hatred Ultra gets about its online gameplay, I still prefer the game to slow down rather than taking me back in time.
When they released all the other characters I was excited to see changes, if any, in how they play. I was severely underwhelmed. It felt very much like they took pains to make everyone’s normals almost exactly the same. I played lots of Ken and I couldn’t tell much of a difference with his c. short and c. forward. Shit, his c. forward actually TOUCHES the other character’s foot but it doesn’t register a hit. Why? To make pokes universally the same? That’s bullshit and a lazy way to balance a game.
I’ll see what the third beta offers but I doubt it’ll change my impressions of the game. Maybe one of its future iterations will make SFV a lot more interesting for me but for now I’d rather just not play it.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/movie%20villain%20laugh%20LOL_zpsg0eas6al.gif
That’s possibly the best typo ever.
-Starhammer-
After two blocked crouching lights or mediums, Ken’s cr.MK is out of range…but you’re still within range of damn near every other character’s sweeps.
I bet if someone who worked at capcom…
He also likes how everyone owns a PS4
and he will lease one in 2019
I know right.
GET A JOB TYRONE
Thats your kid, space bro in law. STAY MAD
Bout 2 years ago I was on the 5 train and heard a nigga rap all of Jay-Z’s “The Black Album” a capella. That stuff actually happens all the time.
Not surprised. I should go and make it permanent on my PC but I legit don’t give a fuck about it.
They’re playing Phil Collins Tarzan music at the store right now. Strangers like me. Fangirling hard af
It’s okay. The Habit kinda shits all over 'em. If you got one of those nearby, just go there. 
You are going to cut your hair? Do a proper job. 
It is time consuming and not easy.
Reminds me I need to go to a barber for a haircut soon.
Tommy once again puts the spotlight on yet another story featuring the actions and foolish choices of a stupid bitch…
yep
It’s a never-ending source of material since that’s what ghetto-queens are all about…it’s fun to watch and laugh at…also fun to look down on them as they prove each day that they are trash.
Oddly enough, I’m thankful for growing up in an environment that featured such “characters”… if I had been more sheltered, it would have resulted in me having some lofty and unrealistic expectations of women and the human race in general.