I’m assuming that DC has to write their gods as weak or as powerful as the enemy they are currently fighting.

That’s dumb and no fun.

Why the fuck did you two jabronis reference that terrible story?

Deathstroke cannot solo the League… Hell, he barely beats their teenaged sidekicks. One-on-one he bodies a lot of people, but even Slade can’t take a whole team of supers, certainly not one that has a fucking Green Lantern(even if it is dumb-ass Kyle) and the Flash.

Plus Canary and Hawkman(even if he is a notorious jobber)? No, no, no, no, no.

Edit: No i take that back, nothing paradoxical about that.

Deathstroke is always inconsistent. Hands the JL their asses, almost fucks up the Green Lantern in that comic (more willpower apparently),

then Robin/Nightwing pretty much embarrasses him.

Good, I’m not the only one who noticed. AF went to the Raz0r School of Hypocrisy :rofl:.

I haven’t bitched about anything in months.

Honestly, I don’t think so now that you make me actually think about it. Even She-Hulk’s delicious sometimes-green white girl ass got depowered before most of Civil War actually because she “betrayed” Tony Stark by being one of the few people bold enough to get in his face about the patently illegal and unethical things he was doing. He then revealed that he had given her the STD known as “nanomachines” the last time they slept together, activated them to depower her permanently, and then essentially politely told her to fuck off.

Looking at this seriously, literally the only minority of I can think that the Pro-Registration had before the won was Radioactive Man, the Chinese national on the Thunderbolts. Other than that, white people (and secret Skrulls) galore–I think even Tigra was originally white. (EDIT: I was going to say that The Thing technically counts as a minority since he’s Jewish, but then I remembered that he sat out Civil War in France, so even that’s a no-go.)

Like I said, fascists in all but name.

The members of the Batfamily are some of the few people who can really go toe to toe with him. They can actually fight. The rest of the JL rely on their powers, which is why GL ended up crying over his hand. Ollie is the best fighter outside of Batman and Nightwing(and Wonder Woman, I guess), and he gets DESTROYED.

I still maintain the fact the pro registration side had like no setbacks, pisses me off.

Sue was pissed enough to leave Reed, then when Civil War ends she just comes home and is sorry. Oh good, Reed escaped punishment for sending people to the negative zone prison to commit suicide and be tortured. Thanks for giving him a happy ending.

Tony made it through Civil War and WWH without barely a scratch.

Should have dedicated an entire month to having those two get fucking REKT

this dude puts it well: http://ifanboy.com/articles/the-thor-report/

You realize Ollie LET that happen to him, right? He literally mentions it in the fucking strip you posted, Trywrong.

You’re right. It’s just that the majority of your posts in the lounge are “bitchy” material. I still remember thinking you post like it’s Live Journal in here. You’re a worse version of Raz0r with huge tits in his avatar.

You guys pick terrible matchups for this versus garbage. Try this on for size!

http://img.ctrlv.in/img/15/12/07/56661b4f44a3c.jpg

Oh man, Identity Crisis was a really bad story now that I’m starting to remember it.

Having a supervillian rape a dude’s wife and killing Robin’s dad with a boomerang…what the fuck guys, just excessive dark for no purpose aside from shock value.

I haven’t whined about anything since my grandma was forced in the house. I honestly don’t understand this. I don’t keep up with this thread cause it moves too fast and I usually don’t have anything worthwhile to say cause I don’t get wtf you niggas are saying half the time in here.

Lol@This hatred PA has for me.

Who’s talking about that panel, though?

Either way, you misunderstood the situation. He didn’t let Slade beat his ass… He just put himself in a position where he KNEW he’d get bodied just to get a chance to piss Slade off. That’s what he meant when he said “sometimes you have to take a few.”

haha… FLASH of all people…someone that can move and react literally several times faster than any human can think…getting shot and tripped? What kind of an asshole writes shit like that? It’s so stupid it’s actually hilarious to me.

Sheeeit, Quicksilver was always “the bootleg Flash”(*unless Marvel has recently boosted him to something ridiculous, which wouldn’t surprise me with the way American comics have been going in recent years…)… and I imagine it would be difficult to successfully shoot him too. The only way a Flash should be logically shot would have to be a laser weapon( a projectile that would have the speed of light) from a long way off…and even then you have to have the element of surprise on your side to even have a chance of landing the hit.

*On another note-- I’ve noticed that Cenk Uygur from Young Turks has gradually morphed into the real life Fred Flinstone. Really, take a look at any of the more recent vids there… if they ever make another Flinstones movie, that is THE guy to play Fred. He was destined for the part.

*My contribution to metal monday

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KMWeIRX-ZHE*

(Yeah, Reed escaped Civil War with basically no consequences whatsoever, which to this day still kind of pisses me.)

Tony, on the other hand, did suffer though. He didn’t suffer or repent enough, especially since he arguably went on to do some of the same unethical things again as part of the newer Illuminati before the world(s) ended, but he did get his ass kicked or talked down in almost every appearance he had for a month or two after Captain America’s death, especially when Thor came back.

He still got off somewhat freely though after he brain-damaged himself enough to essentially be a new person, rather than trying to actually atone for his mistakes. [/fucking American superhero comic books]

Then again, I suppose you could right both of those things due to Franklin being essentially a god capable of rewriting people’s memories among his other infinite bullshit–he made everyone forget about Onslaught, after all–and the sheer Everest-sided amount of UST between Iron Man and Captain America alongside having Captain America vouch for your personality (even if you come off as a scumbag too often).

Thor came back during Civil War, and all he did was almost go Berserker on Tony. And even after that, Tony still made him do as he told him to, literally on like the next page. I literally learned to hate Tony in Civil War, and nothing they have done has made up for it.

Dude kicks Hulk off the planet, and gets beaten off panel, then basically is responsible for taking down the Hulk later on. They need to spend like 5 years just pushing Tony’s shit in. Bitch has to earn my likes again.

If I was going to organize anything, it would be a posse to find you and force your fat ass onto a treadmill. Maybe once you sweat out all that bacon grease you’ll be a decent person.

Stop being jealous of people who can fit into clothing with the description of ‘skinny’.