SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

Vanilla breaking, smfh.

Oh look, unknown is back.

Pulling a Soviet right now. So drunkI had to stop by and get some raising canes! best chicken strips in Tx, fuck off whoever disagrees! does this shit exist in the norht?!

if by north u mean me, then no, i dont think so. Not many chicken places around, except for random wing places and KFC and a few Churches and Popeyes.

I’m sleepy, and I didn’t drink today. Well, I had a rum and coke, but that doesn’t count.

I just meant in general. Ive only seen this shit here in north tx. and by saying pulling a Soviet, I tried bringing a fat chick home with me lol but I decided to get chicken strips intstead…

Canes is the joint. No lie. I can’t find anybody who can mess with them over here, and I’m betting the North doesn’t have it. So much sadness up there.

-Starhammer-

should have got the chicken strips first, then you would have got the fat chick.

@odin Canadian rap the best
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so apparently there is a Black Sabbath parody band that is anti McDonalds called Mac Sabbath. I’d definitely go see em live.

LOL at eating raising canes, and being excited. Did you also catch HIV tonight, and want to brag about that? lol

hrmmm my cousin chilled with Dee Snider tonight. Fuck I’m jelly.

Wtf is this shit? It’s as dumb when peeps change the tapestry of their cars to a Versace pattern. Lofl

(Is there a difference between those side-by-side pictures? Because all I see is an ugly motherfucker either way.)

Ugh. Probably going to go to bed soon even though I wanted to get more writing done. Having to take care of my mother all day since she apparently managed to get the flu was a bit draining on top of everything else. Oh, this reminds me that I should put the oven cleaner in the oven now and leave a note so that someone isn’t stupid enough to turn it on in the middle of the night and blow up the oven (and possibly more than that).

Vanilla isn’t breaking, at least in this capacity. What you’re seeing is just another unfortunately implemented side-effect of a feature.

omg, take this quiz/game/whatever, and fail on purpose…with speakers on:

http://www.topmarks.co.uk/learning-to-count/teddy-numbers/xmas

That fucking belt!?!?!

Apperently, this is a thing in some places…

…like you’ve literally never had it before?

Got damn, you never had a gyro either?

Shawarma is godly when you add olives and toast it in an oven.

damn. I’ve had a few chicken shawarmas from the place over here. Good stuff, but I didn’t fall asleep from it. Now that you mention it, the leftovers are getting a little bit old. Might have to hit 'em up today.

-Starhammer-

Afaik that’s not a Dane Cook joke. Btw his comedy central presents was fucking hilarious, everything else was white gradeschooler bullshit though.

Saying “Nick Swardson from Reno 911” is like saying “those globetrotter dudes from scooby doo”

I think it’s awesome that BDSM got added to the acronym, just one step closer to acknowledging that most of that lame shit is just some form of kink. Im going to write a tumblr post about how girls with shitty legs are walking microaggressions.

I haven’t seen rick and morty but saying anything ‘thrashes’ archer makes me think you’re slow.

“Oh it has a killing montage”

Mhmm

Pretty pissed off im awake this early on a weekend.

That acronym doesn’t contain otherkin, animekin, or apache helicopters?

They’re doing my guy Tyrion soooo dirty. He gives no fucks, though. Probably the best character on this show.

Don’t worry… It will soon enough. I mean, fucking BDSM and Sadomasochism are on there. It’s a damn joke, just like every other movement in this day and age. Personally, I blame social media for giving every idiot a voice and the false notion that they need to have an opinion on everything.

What the fuck is this sentence?