If you ever come to New York, you could find out for yourself.
Raz0r waiting on somebody who got executed by a terrorist to reply to his e-mail, you vain bastard.
I really cant disagree with any of this
Dude its france, it takes them forever to get around to anything.
I get it, but it sucks. It’s why I hate working there. No other country I’ve worked in has such a lax attitude. Sure, they’re all calm and easy going but the French don’t actually do shit. Other countries do. It’s infuriating for me since it eats up a lot of my time cushion and makes me panic.
Emphasis mine. This was the second paragraph. Come on, dude.
The states to ratify are the good space faring Kazakhstan, Kuwait, Mexico and Lebanon. No US/Russia/China.
What would Soviet do part 2…
Alternate takes on Cinematic history…
The end of Episode 4 : An New Hope…
General: Luke, what’s wrong? You turned off your targeting computer.
Luke/soviet: Im very stressed. I dont think I can make the shot! I NEED TO FAP!
Leia and the others all have a WTF expression …
General: We should have never let this kid in the attack force…
The force spirit of NEESA KENOBI appears to Soviet.
NEESA: Soviet, use the force!
Soviet: That wont be enough.
NEESA: Ok, I can give you a GHOST BJ like in Ghostbusters 1.
Soviet: I dont know whatGhostbusters is, but busting makes me feel good!
Luke navigates down the trench, and successfully fires the photon torpedo into the exhaust port.
Charlie Sheen Solo: Great cumshot kid! That was one in a million. Now lets blow this thing and go home.
Death Star explodes…
So it begins.
There are other treaties that have been signed as well.
this one was signed back in 1967, and included the Soviets and USA. I googled one treaty on a whim while taking a dump, using a phone…and you accomplished nothing.
anywho, http://www.express.co.uk/news/world/620249/Eight-arrested-Istanbul-airport-amid-ISIS-fears
8 guys arrested coming into Turkey as refugees, supposedly ISIS fighters.
I still think A New Hope was weak. The middle was just a weird, climactic act which lead to a little more boring talk when they meet the rebels and the Death Star follows them to the real climax of the movie. Like, why would Darth Vader himself go out in a TIE Fighter? He had an entire space station to protect and that’s how he does it? Chasing dudes through that dumb shit? And those proton torpedoes arching down. What? Don’t tell me the Force did that shit either because by that time Luke had no way of controlling that Force bullshit.
The first 60-90 minutes were fire, though.
I got drunk as fuck last night, and instead of playing Battlefront, watched episodes 4, 5, and 6. They really don’t hold up as much as I’d like them to. The
But you’re insane with comments like that. Vader went out with a ton of other fighters. It was literally a ‘stop these guys or we lose’ moment. Not to mention the previous part of the movie where a long lost Jedi shows up again to challenge Vader, you damn well better bet that shit got his attention.
The proton torpedoes arced down like that, because it was an intake port. And Obi Wan is literally telling Luke to use the force in the movie. Which he fucking does.
Goddamn those Highness louboutins make me weak…
omg I’m dying
I tried for years to prove how the original trilogy wasnt some untouchable group of masterpieces when the prequels were coming out. Then i just gave up. I dont care anymore, i like the podrace scene and always will. George lucas was a shitty writer who got away with it because of some talented actors making his trash look good
is that a dude in drag or a trap?
It’s a half nip girl, Arika Sato.
She has a very… Unique look.
The story was sooooooo bad in the new trilogy. How the fuck you gonna start a movie off with Jedi sent to negotiate a fucking trade agreement zzzzzzz… And I hate children in movies (and in general), thanks for giving me Anakin that still believes in Santa. Anakin’s descent to become Vader has to be one of the most retarded things I have ever sat through. Oh this evil mother fucker wants me to go slaughter off 30 kids in exchange for saving the life of my perfectly healthy wife that I had a nightmare about. Seems plausible, I’d better get on that.
Pod race was good I agree. But that was a horrible way to explain Obi Wan’s comment in the OT about meeting Anakin as an already established pilot. Anakin should have been Obi Wan’s age, period.
Meh who cares its star wars lmao
The new one looks coo from the trailers. Finally well see a black guy use a lightsaber ;y
He gonna die.
I pre-ordered my tickets awhile ago, this Final Trilogy is going to be epic. I watched the teasers and trailers, today, before kicking ass in Battlefront. SOOOO many n00bs in that game. Just little kids running off on their own, and falling for simple tricks, until I shoot them to death and teabag their corpse.