Completely forgot I have a date tonight. Went too ham yesterday with the Fallout release and consumed nothing but rancid junk foods.
REALLY hoping my diarrhea meter depletes before we go out. This broad wants to get Mexican food and go watch a long ass movie. Imma be lookin at my asshole the entire time like
I hope you end up having an extra stock meter you end up using accidentally.
If I’ve learned one thing from TAS it’s that you should always keep “suspect Clayface” on your list of options at all times.
Right before he goes out with that girl his ass gonna be like
RESURRECTION!!
AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Better fill up on pepto before you go out to eat man.
Just let the shits power your thrusts. Problem solved.
:tup:
Who was gayer in the movies beast master or he man
I don’t think a single song I have heard in years gets me as hype as this… 1:20 and on is just WOW…
this song too 0:40 you don’t gotta wait long to get your face blown off:
Prince Adam
[details=Spoiler]Beast Man
He-Man was the only way Prince Adam was ever getting to fuck Teela[/details]
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I almost didn’t laugh until the bolded part.
EDIT: Damnit.
At the mall today, finally got my hands on a pair of Oakley Jawbreakers customized. :woot: My shades, my way bitches. If I had been smart, I would’ve left right then. Instead I head over to the Spencer’s store to see what’s new in there. Lo and behold, what did I see next to the neon speakers?
If you guessed,“Giant, penis shaped peppermint cane,” You would be correct. :wtf:
A foot long candy dong.
The Rainbow penis pop.
The TRUE COCK-SUCKER.
I think the worst part of this was me. These things could be the best toy ever for women. they can eat it, dance with it, defend themselves, or attack people, and when the day is done…Night time fun. I bet someone is going to get rich as hell off these things.
-Starhammer-
triple combo:
random drunken thought:
dudes can’t get raped, or so it seems. Technically we can get force fed Viagra and then knocked out, or girls can blow us and store our semen in a turkey baster and work their magic…but here’s what i think. Women rape men when they want sex for things instead of love. Even if it’s Netflix or the fact you’re on your college basketball team. They took something from us for their own gain.
I’m flabbergasted. @Raz0r what do, broski?
Get on the college basketball team or offer up some netflix sounds like.
I think he’s mad no one has tried to rape him yet.
Smfh at this nigga. You know I am on dat Turkey Bacon Life, didn’t hear that one verse in Sixteen? Smgdh.
Strange how students have the time to tweet while klans members are threatening to kill them. Not saying they are lying as there is no evidence for either side yet, but I’m not going to post on srk as someone is trying to kill me. I’d also try and get a picture if they were nice enough to let me get out 15 tweets as they surrounded me.
Bubba would like to speak to you about this matter In private. That said, I really suggest that you bring a friend. somebody with a purdy mouf…For protection of course.
-Starhammer-
Oh shit. Fucking Negan is back in action and working with Rick. I wonder what the hell is gonna happen now.
Tell me more.
When someone sees something they think is interesting on social media they usually tell more people about it.
