SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

[Hecatom]

Fuck Rupert Murdoch.

How is his older-than-Methuselah-ass still alive, anyway?

Money

[angelpalm]

Exactly, except in those countries they don’t give a shit, in the U.S. supposedly they do, just like we supposedly care about this uncontrollable rape culture we are living in but now they want men and women to share restrooms and showers?

You’ve mentioned three different issues altogether. Some tangled up, but lets deal real quick:

1. trans people need their own bathroom.
2. people should take rape allegations seriously and they shoudl be investigated seriosuly. Unfortunately the way they are investigated needs to take into account what happens to the man if he is found to be at no fault. Being accused is the same as being convicted. This is a problem.
3. people should pay closer attention to the erracitc behavior of children. But right now the catholic church has done more damage to children than trans people wanting a place to pee could. There arent that many, just a third stall thats the flex spot.

Yawn…gotta go get this damn game.

Anyway I also forgot to mention that I do think it unsafe for crossdressers to use restrooms period since they could either face a lawsuit or an ass whooping depending on who they go in there with and which bathroom. That being said it’s not as if these people haven’t already been using whatever restroom they want for years now.

Also that dude in the drive thru clearly asked for the Yelper special.

[crotchpuncha]

Because no one demanded it…

Albert R Broccoli’s EON Productions and Wizard’s RIB productions

present

CRUCADES MCHAGGIS

as

Ian Fleming’s JAMES BOND 007 in GOLDENPUSSY

silhouettes of naked women and Razor cavort freely

Starring…

(Allies)

Neesa as Ms. Moneypenny
Phantom Angel as Q
Preppy as M
The Epidemic as Felix Leiter
WTF Akuma Hax as Tiger Tanaka

Villains

Mr. Wizard as Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Photoshop the McRib sandwich in lieu of the cat)
Soviet as Auric Goldfinger
Matriarch as PUSSY GALORE!
Daboog as Oddjob
DaRabidDuckie as Emilio Largo
Manx as Mr. Big/Kananga (Manx fits the blaxploitation era nicely)
MIRC as Tee Hee Johnson
RockB as Whisper
SWBETA as Baron Samedi AKA THE NIGGA WHO CAN NEVER DIE
Shaft Agent as Francisco Scaramanga aka THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN
Orochi Zoolander as Nick Nack
Dramatix as Jaws
The Damned as Hugo Drax
SNAAAAKE as Kamal Khan
Dangerous J as Gobinda
The Purple Bunny as Max Zorin
Pertho as Franz Sanchez
Vynce as Alec Trevelyan/Janus/006
Volkan/BTierBison as Colonel Tan Sun Moon and Gustav Graves. (All that sun gazing warped his mind and body)
Valaris as Le Chiffre
Razor as Raoul Silva (Instead of a cyanide pill gone awry, his jaw is damaged by sucking too many BBC)

James bond will return…

How come i never make your cast lists bro?

[Phantom_Angel]

Because no one demanded it…

Albert R Broccoli’s EON Productions and Wizard’s RIB productions

present

CRUCADES MCHAGGIS

as

Ian Fleming’s JAMES BOND 007 in GOLDENPUSSY

silhouettes of naked women and Razor cavort freely

Starring…

(Allies)

Neesa as Ms. Moneypenny
Phantom Angel as Q
Preppy as M
The Epidemic as Felix Leiter
WTF Akuma Hax as Tiger Tanaka

Villains

Mr. Wizard as Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Photoshop the McRib sandwich in lieu of the cat)
Soviet as Auric Goldfinger
Matriarch as PUSSY GALORE!
Daboog as Oddjob
DaRabidDuckie as Emilio Largo
Manx as Mr. Big/Kananga (Manx fits the blaxploitation era nicely)
MIRC as Tee Hee Johnson
RockB as Whisper
SWBETA as Baron Samedi AKA THE NIGGA WHO CAN NEVER DIE
Shaft Agent as Francisco Scaramanga aka THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN
Orochi Zoolander as Nick Nack
Dramatix as Jaws
The Damned as Hugo Drax
SNAAAAKE as Kamal Khan
Dangerous J as Gobinda
The Purple Bunny as Max Zorin
Pertho as Franz Sanchez
Vynce as Alec Trevelyan/Janus/006
Volkan/BTierBison as Colonel Tan Sun Moon and Gustav Graves. (All that sun gazing warped his mind and body)
Valaris as Le Chiffre
Razor as Raoul Silva (Instead of a cyanide pill gone awry, his jaw is damaged by sucking too many BBC)

James bond will return…

How come i never make your cast lists bro?

Because you don’t have a gimmick and you’re too neutral.

[crucades]

Didnt cast R? Tyrone is 99% gonna get murked and John Cleese is a legend. Also who is Boris? He was the greatest villian in the movies.

[Manx]

Punching crotches ain’t a gimmick?

[Sonicabid]

Because no one demanded it…

Albert R Broccoli’s EON Productions and Wizard’s RIB productions

present

CRUCADES MCHAGGIS

as

Ian Fleming’s JAMES BOND 007 in GOLDENPUSSY

silhouettes of naked women and Razor cavort freely

Starring…

(Allies)

Neesa as Ms. Moneypenny
Phantom Angel as Q
Preppy as M
The Epidemic as Felix Leiter
WTF Akuma Hax as Tiger Tanaka

Villains

Mr. Wizard as Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Photoshop the McRib sandwich in lieu of the cat)
Soviet as Auric Goldfinger
Matriarch as PUSSY GALORE!
Daboog as Oddjob
DaRabidDuckie as Emilio Largo
Manx as Mr. Big/Kananga (Manx fits the blaxploitation era nicely)
MIRC as Tee Hee Johnson
RockB as Whisper
SWBETA as Baron Samedi AKA THE NIGGA WHO CAN NEVER DIE
Shaft Agent as Francisco Scaramanga aka THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN
Orochi Zoolander as Nick Nack
Dramatix as Jaws
The Damned as Hugo Drax
SNAAAAKE as Kamal Khan
Dangerous J as Gobinda
The Purple Bunny as Max Zorin
Pertho as Franz Sanchez
Vynce as Alec Trevelyan/Janus/006
Volkan/BTierBison as Colonel Tan Sun Moon and Gustav Graves. (All that sun gazing warped his mind and body)
Valaris as Le Chiffre
Razor as Raoul Silva (Instead of a cyanide pill gone awry, his jaw is damaged by sucking too many BBC)

James bond will return…

How come i never make your cast lists bro?

I just said the same thing.

Can’t you see @“Dangerous J” not mentioning our screen names hurts the self-esteem of our internet personalities? Way to make a fan of Tool Time Tim feel left out on an internet forum, man.

Brb gonna go drown myself in self-loathing because I didn’t make Dangerous J’s next Bollywood blockbuster. :sad:

[Kromo]

So Playboy doesn’t do nudie pictures anymore because sex is too pedestrian. But this got me thinking, maybe, magazines just need really shocking fetishes. It gave me the idea for “Weird Sex Fantasy Monthly” Magazine, that basically just invents (not that they know that) strange fetishes for people to gawk at. It’s primary purpose is to be planted as incriminating evidence that a person likes Rollerblading and banana-costume bondage frot or leotard wearing cockroaches with penises 10 times their body size. Secondary would be for people who no longer have the energy/wrist strength to look up weird shit online and just want it curated.

[Shaft_Agent]

Shaft Agent as Scaramanga? Scaramanga was one of the realist niggas ever on film, plus he was played by Christopher Lee, the dude was better than Bond himself, you gonna give that up to a dude that sells automatic weapons to kids? Holy shit.

http://i.imgur.com/qTzroFR.png

cry into my hands; so i may hold your sorrow.

[SoVi3t]

Fuck Rupert Murdoch.

How is his older-than-Methuselah-ass still alive, anyway?

money

[dab00g]

Fuck if i’m oddjob i am unkillable

goldeneye fuck faces

[mIRC]

http://vocaroo.com/i/s0tKekELL4NU

[Rick_Ross]

Lol, Hecatom’s lil brother finally got banned. Took the mods long enough.

[Phantom_Angel]

Street Fighter V Lounge "We on South Central crack addict status"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Lr1NpGo1k
And I thought MK9 had stiff animation!

The end, though…

[Eskills]

Street Fighter V Lounge "We on South Central crack addict status"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61Lr1NpGo1k
And I thought MK9 had stiff animation!

The end, though…

Got damn thats fucking godlike! Can an we get a side mode where they fight like this?

[Phantom_Angel]

Reminds you of all that time spent trying to make action figures kill each other, right? Lol

[angelpalm]

Still looks better than the new kof.

[Phantom_Angel]

http://youtu.be/Wft_9OjzmtI

This guy… :lol::lol::lol:

[crotchpuncha]

Random: I wonder why fighters don’t let you dead body people anymore. K.O. and my control inputs die.

[Million]

That chicken craving has been handled… I had a chicken biscuit this morning (which was outstanding… actually, I’ve never had a bad chicken biscuit.)…THEN a 2-piece dinner from Bojangles after work…unfortunately I had no honey for the biscuit though… so things are back in line again. The chicken craving is serious business…like the bloodlust of a vampire, we have no choice but to feed whenever that eternal hunger has taken over.

Sheeeit, I should’ve had some “grape drank” to go along with it, of course.