SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

Starhammer · 2015-11-06T07:54:30.000Z

Manx:

@Starhammer I hope things turn out okay for you guys.

:tup:

Thanks man.

angelpalm:

Pertho:

angelpalm:

Yeah those same countries are rampant with pedophilia and human trafficking so of course they don’t give two shits about bathrooms.

The US has huge issues with both; whats your point?

Exactly, except in those countries they don’t give a shit, in the U.S. supposedly they do, **just like we supposedly care about this uncontrollable rape culture we are living in but now they want men and women to share restrooms and showers? **

well said.

Update on the hospital ordeal:

the docs seem to have things under control, but the danger isn’t over yet. Looks like she’ll be up here until at least Friday. Looks like prayers + Competent docs did the trick. :tup:

-Starhammer-

Shaft_Agent · 2015-11-06T08:02:38.000Z

EDIT: Fargo is beastly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlhPBH-0ryI

straight jackin’ saves you mad c.r.e.a.m.

jimmy1200:

LOL WUT

https://i.imgur.com/7Vw46RM.jpg

#ISaluteWhitePeople

Raz0r:

Phantom_Angel:

Raz0r:

angelpalm:

I am laughing at the thought of Raz0rs flaky jeans wearing ass trying to even say that word out loud. Probably sound like Rosie Perez trying to speak chinese to her sifu.

Not even gonna lie, I totally went to Google to find out how to pronounce it and found I was pronouncing it wrong loooooooooooooool.

How the hell else could you possibly pronounce that? :lol:

I was pronouncing it ob-fu-skate. Google says it’s pronounce ob-fuss-cate. Again, I write these words more than I say them in day-to-day speech so yeah.

now i’m just a southerner who created his own accent, but i pronounce it: “ob-few-skate”

The_Damned · 2015-11-06T08:06:47.000Z

(has no idea who Hugo Drax is)

Anyway, I can’t take any credit for banning hecatombz. I honestly didn’t notice until someone else mentioned it. I’m guessing he probably got banned by one of the mods that frequents the SFV forums given his last avatar was of Karin, but I’ve no idea.

I can’t say I really care either since the “problem” has been solved regardless of what I thought about him.

regulate:

how is razor a villan AND in the opening credits with women???

You’re saying that like women aren’t inherently evil.

For shame, regulate. For shame.

Seriously though, the “double-timing” is even more amusing given the trans discussion that took place earlier today.

Manx · 2015-11-06T08:11:41.000Z

"Dangerous J:

Manx as Mr. Big/Kananga (Manx fits the blaxploitation era nicely)

http://i.imgur.com/PaDHzug.jpg

:tup:

SoVi3t · 2015-11-06T08:37:38.000Z

MIRACLEARROW:

SoVi3t:

odin:

Ask the thousands of Ontarians working here.

Props to Harper for holding up the tar sand oil industry, at the cost of every single other industry.

It would suck to have a PST though haha

oh, it does. Speaking of liberals, did you see Trudeau’s magical cabinet?

https://scontent-yyz1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xft1/v/t1.0-9/12208734_10156149309560403_8627829858016462762_n.jpg?oh=7d2b680a431f568e96313c66d778494c&oe=56BD8560

not gonna lie, I laughed my ass off when I found out there was a tribe of natives who refer to themselves as the kwakwaka’wakw.

You wanna know whats worst than PST, Harmonized sales tax. PST is better than having one higher tax where we were having to spend less money… Buying a car… that used to be a provincial tax of 8 percent… now its 14… You get the jyst. This applies to all private sales too which is the worst.

pst + gst was 15% before harmonized taxes took over, now we’re down to 13%.

regulate:

how is razor a villan AND in the opening credits with women???

Cocaine.

Starhammer · 2015-11-06T08:44:43.000Z

SoVi3t:

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/PHNmEly.gif

I’ll let u guys come up with the jokes, this is too easy

“I got the job, but you gonna get this WORK!”

-Starhammer-

mIRC · 2015-11-06T08:45:14.000Z

Dangerous_J:

MIRC as Tee Hee Johnson

YES

http://img.ctrlv.in/img/15/11/06/563c21c5c1be3.jpg

Err’body 'bout to get clamped!

Line up so I can twist your nippies.

BullDancer · 2015-11-06T08:49:32.000Z

Shoutouts to RockBogart- The man who literally knows nothing about everything.

Sonicabid · 2015-11-06T09:01:26.000Z

Dangerous_J:

Because no one demanded it…

Albert R Broccoli’s EON Productions and Wizard’s RIB productions

present

CRUCADES MCHAGGIS

as

Ian Fleming’s JAMES BOND 007 in GOLDENPUSSY

silhouettes of naked women and Razor cavort freely

Starring…

Everybody that posts in the Lounge except Sonicabid

I never get mentioned in your made-for-SRK-Bollywood movies. :sad:

WAY TO MAKE A DUDE FEEL LEFT OUT
ON THE INTERNET

Shaft_Agent:

EDIT: Fargo is beastly

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SlhPBH-0ryI

straight jackin’ saves you mad c.r.e.a.m.

jimmy1200:

LOL WUT

https://i.imgur.com/7Vw46RM.jpg

#ISaluteWhitePeople

Raz0r:

Phantom_Angel:

Raz0r:

angelpalm:

I am laughing at the thought of Raz0rs flaky jeans wearing ass trying to even say that word out loud. Probably sound like Rosie Perez trying to speak chinese to her sifu.

Not even gonna lie, I totally went to Google to find out how to pronounce it and found I was pronouncing it wrong loooooooooooooool.

How the hell else could you possibly pronounce that? :lol:

I was pronouncing it ob-fu-skate. Google says it’s pronounce ob-fuss-cate. Again, I write these words more than I say them in day-to-day speech so yeah.

now i’m just a southerner who created his own accent, but i pronounce it: “ob-few-skate”

I keep forgetting about the Fargo tv series. I hear nothing but great things, definitely going to check it out soon. :tup:

Manx:

"Dangerous J:

Manx as Mr. Big/Kananga (Manx fits the blaxploitation era nicely)

http://i.imgur.com/PaDHzug.jpg

:tup:

Not one chick in that picture is hot.

@mIRC Save us

crucades · 2015-11-06T09:03:51.000Z

Dangerous_J:

Because no one demanded it…

Albert R Broccoli’s EON Productions and Wizard’s RIB productions

[details=Spoiler]present

CRUCADES MCHAGGIS

as

Ian Fleming’s JAMES BOND 007 in GOLDENPUSSY

silhouettes of naked women and Razor cavort freely

Starring…

(Allies)

Neesa as Ms. Moneypenny
Phantom Angel as Q
Preppy as M
The Epidemic as Felix Leiter
WTF Akuma Hax as Tiger Tanaka

Villains

Mr. Wizard as Ernst Stavro Blofeld (Photoshop the McRib sandwich in lieu of the cat)
Soviet as Auric Goldfinger
Matriarch as PUSSY GALORE!
Daboog as Oddjob
DaRabidDuckie as Emilio Largo
Manx as Mr. Big/Kananga (Manx fits the blaxploitation era nicely)
MIRC as Tee Hee Johnson
RockB as Whisper
SWBETA as Baron Samedi AKA THE NIGGA WHO CAN NEVER DIE
Shaft Agent as Francisco Scaramanga aka THE MAN WITH THE GOLDEN GUN
Orochi Zoolander as Nick Nack
Dramatix as Jaws
The Damned as Hugo Drax
SNAAAAKE as Kamal Khan
Dangerous J as Gobinda
The Purple Bunny as Max Zorin
Pertho as Franz Sanchez
Vynce as Alec Trevelyan/Janus/006
Volkan/BTierBison as Colonel Tan Sun Moon and Gustav Graves. (All that sun gazing warped his mind and body)
Valaris as Le Chiffre
Razor as Raoul Silva (Instead of a cyanide pill gone awry, his jaw is damaged by sucking too many BBC)
[/details]

James bond will return…

Shaft Agent as Scaramanga? Scaramanga was one of the realist niggas ever on film, plus he was played by Christopher Lee, the dude was better than Bond himself, you gonna give that up to a dude that sells automatic weapons to kids? Holy shit.

Dab00g as Oddjob though haha I did bellyache in RL at that one, cause pretty much how I envision that dude, round and not a bitch in sight. Also fuck you for your blatant racism, not cool.

regulate · 2015-11-06T09:05:15.000Z

sonichabeeb confirmed with vision cancer :xeye:

the chick in front at the right is :amazed:

Phantom_Angel · 2015-11-06T09:14:25.000Z

regulate:

sonichabeeb confirmed with vision cancer :xeye:

the chick in front at the right is :amazed:

Nope.

SoVi3t · 2015-11-06T09:15:03.000Z

ReverbPress – 3 Nov 15

Rupert Murdoch Takes Over National Geographic, Then Lays Off Award-Winning Staff

Today is the day in which Rupert Murdoch took charge at National Geographic - Memo reveals that massive layoffs began instantly.

Rupert Murdoch officially took over National Geographic the other day:

The management of National Geographic sent out an email telling its staff, all of its staff, all to report to their headquarters, and wait by their phones. This pulled back every person who was in the field, every photographer, every reporter, even those on vacation had to show up on this fateful day.

As these phones rang, one by one National Geographic let go the award-winning staff, and the venerable institution was no more.

RIP Nat Geo

po_pimpus · 2015-11-06T09:23:29.000Z

Fuck Rupert Murdoch.

How is his older-than-Methuselah-ass still alive, anyway?

Manx · 2015-11-06T09:23:59.000Z

I been saving that pic for a bit. Was supposed to be for a Rocky B. joke once I got a good timing for it, but I figured I could just use it in this moment of relevency.

Meh.

:tup:

SNAAAAKE · 2015-11-06T09:24:15.000Z

I actually have a domain called gamebuz.com

Manx · 2015-11-06T09:26:26.000Z

@Sonicabid This one is my fav:

http://i.imgur.com/UTcUKTP.png

literally looks 100% like my aunt.

:tup:

crucades · 2015-11-06T09:32:32.000Z

The one bottom left looks like a dude that is currently at the half way mark of a prison stint. The one top left has a mustache. This shit aint even at trap level its blatant as fuck all of these bitches are packing.

Cyntalan · 2015-11-06T09:32:47.000Z

.

SoVi3t:

http://reverbpress.com/business/rupert-murdoch-national-geographic-layoffs/

Rupert Murdoch officially took over National Geographic the other day:

The management of National Geographic sent out an email telling its staff, all of its staff, all to report to their headquarters, and wait by their phones. This pulled back every person who was in the field, every photographer, every reporter, even those on vacation had to show up on this fateful day.

As these phones rang, one by one National Geographic let go the award-winning staff, and the venerable institution was no more.

RIP Nat Geo

Incoming kickstarter that funds the “we’re not Nat Geo, but really, we are” business that is started by said staff.

The_Epidemic · 2015-11-06T09:34:41.000Z

I approve of this casting choice. Felix also got the vegeta hairline…no wonder he is DA bes