SRK Lounge: Ronin was here

ThePurpleBunny · 2015-11-06T01:37:01.000Z

I bet that was an “unhappy” meal.

nikeSBstunna89 · 2015-11-06T01:44:32.000Z

that’s what he gets for thinking that McDonald’s workers aren’t bout that life. Shit most of them have records anyways.

Eskills · 2015-11-06T01:46:51.000Z

“Didn’t have money ready at the window.”

SNAAAAKE · 2015-11-06T01:49:22.000Z

“when they ask for a cup of water without buying anything”

amidoinitrite

Kromo · 2015-11-06T01:58:15.000Z

“Gimme your credit card, white boy! Black Power! Black Power!”

Raz0r · 2015-11-06T01:58:45.000Z

“Here’s your whopper, motherfucker.”

Rick_Ross · 2015-11-06T02:00:25.000Z

SoVi3t:

http://i.imgur.com/PHNmEly.gif

I’ll let u guys come up with the jokes, this is too easy

A real McWarrior.

Not the one that posts TvTropes links.

Gamegeezer · 2015-11-06T02:03:13.000Z

“You want some fries with that large McAssWhoopin?”

Raz0r · 2015-11-06T02:03:59.000Z

I need the full video of that Drive Thru Decking. Anyone have it?

ThePurpleBunny · 2015-11-06T02:06:46.000Z

I bet that asshole tried to pay for a dollar menu item with a $100 bill. I’ve had people pay for gas with that shit when I worked at BP. I wanted to knock them out too.

Exodus_1 · 2015-11-06T02:10:11.000Z

Raz0r:

“Here’s your whopper, motherfucker.”

Booo. That’s a mcdonalds.

Shadow_Ace · 2015-11-06T02:14:53.000Z

Phantom_Angel:

“When they ask for extra sauce.”

“no tyrone, we are all out of happy meal toys”

Raz0r · 2015-11-06T02:14:56.000Z

http://i.imgur.com/axJmn.gif

MIRACLEARROW · 2015-11-06T02:25:28.000Z

One Punch Man is pretty ridiculously awesome. Show makes no fucking sense… but its amazing.

Phantom_Angel · 2015-11-06T02:26:16.000Z

Exodus:

Raz0r:

“Here’s your whopper, motherfucker.”

Booo. That’s a mcdonalds.

Which is why he shouldn’t have asked for a Whopper…

ThePurpleBunny · 2015-11-06T02:26:18.000Z

I knew the joke was over his head but the path it takes to get there is such a tight curve.

The_Damned · 2015-11-06T02:31:11.000Z

(Thanks for quoting that image, Rick Ross. That was totally needed that, especially without spoilers.)

Anyway, I’m not sure what’s “funnier”: that Berkeley High apparently got trolled today by some currently anonymous racist’s message left behind on a computer to the point where basically all of the students walked out of class or the now-dead UC Merced stabbing prime suspect was an Arabic guy, which only helps to perpetuate the increasingly popular stereotype of “Arabic = terrorist” that might have ended up driving him to go on his stabbing spree in the first place. It’s rather close.

ThePurpleBunny · 2015-11-06T02:34:34.000Z

My coffee pot looks like it has a freshly brewed pot of coffee in it.

Thing is, I didn’t put any grounds in. Just water mixed with a cleaning powder and set the maker to it’s cleaning function.

What came out looks like a freshly brewed pot of coffee.

Man this thing was dirty.

SoVi3t · 2015-11-06T02:41:06.000Z

FYI I would have went with this as my McJoke:

http://www.sethandrenee.com/Gallery/Featured%20Funny%20Photos/Have%20You%20Had%20Your%20Break%20Today.jpg

ba-da ba ba ba…I’m loving it.

odin · 2015-11-06T02:42:27.000Z

SoVi3t:

odin:

I live in Alberta, it’s more like Texas.

aka rampant racism and alcoholism, people think cowboys are still a legit thing, and every so often you might see a native, and this will fill you with rage.

How’s your land rape coming along, land raper?

Calgary is cowboy town. Nobody dresses like an idiot in Edmonton.
All those other things are everywhere else in the country lol Nice try though.

And I don’t work on the rigs! No raping land for me.