SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

regulate · 2015-03-26T21:20:50.000Z

Whataburger spicy ketchup>Fancy ketchup>Catsup>ketchup>*

Do your worst

ThePurpleBunny · 2015-03-26T21:23:06.000Z

Mayonnaise > * ketchup

crucades · 2015-03-26T21:27:13.000Z

Arguing about condiments with no context of food…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LUDMy-GplkQ

Unrelated ofc!

Pertho · 2015-03-26T21:28:02.000Z

Sriracha ~ Sriracha mayonnaise > *

ThePurpleBunny · 2015-03-26T21:28:03.000Z

Who needs food? Just eat the condiment by itself.

Pterodactyl · 2015-03-26T21:41:28.000Z

Raz0r:

Fuck. Go home, Liu Kang. You are the worst.

Exuse me sir.

I’ma have to ask you to stop hating on the chosen one.

Dangerous_J · 2015-03-26T21:45:01.000Z

Einstein bagels and Ob/gyns should have a promotion where they offer a bagel and a pap “shmear” for 25 bucks.
Just make sure they use philly cream cheese on the bagel , and not Candida Albicans lol…

AYO · 2015-03-26T21:47:12.000Z

Salty Liu is best Liu, Raiden knows he fucked up.

Raz0r · 2015-03-26T21:48:48.000Z

Bacon is a condiment, right?

Raz0r · 2015-03-26T21:50:03.000Z

Also, do any of you use condiments during sex? You know, like marshmallow fluff, nutella, or whipped cream.

I love using Nutella but it gets a little messy. Whipped cream is the best, imo. Take that aerosol nozzle and put it in the butt then eat the whipped cream found inside. It’s like a twinkie only way more fun.

Don_Barracuda · 2015-03-26T21:50:31.000Z

lmao
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iLRna0RRvxo

thurst · 2015-03-26T21:53:02.000Z

I’ve gone 2.5 weeks without sex…I’m on the verge of making some real bad decisions.

crucades · 2015-03-26T21:53:22.000Z

Hamster is right though, most of the audience is pretty damn old…

Syke1 · 2015-03-26T21:55:12.000Z

Raz0r:

Also, do any of you use condiments during sex?

Nah bitches got enough allergies wit latex already. Im not trying to see her convulse from hazlenuts, just mine (ba dum…crash). Maybe with wifey tho only

Pertho · 2015-03-26T21:55:32.000Z

thurst:

I’ve gone 2.5 weeks without sex…I’m on the verge of making some real bad decisions.

SNAAAAAKE’s Mom delivers to South Korea? That’s costumer service.

Raz0r · 2015-03-26T21:55:36.000Z

thurst:

I’ve gone 2.5 weeks without sex…I’m on the verge of making some real bad decisions.

Can’t find a white woman to sexually assault?

Pterodactyl · 2015-03-26T21:57:10.000Z

AYO:

Salty Liu is best Liu, Raiden knows he fucked up.

No.

Zombie Liu is best Liu.

http://i.giflike.com/VhPBZWX.gif

Still hoping for it as an alternate costume.

AYO · 2015-03-26T22:02:07.000Z

Zombie Liu was salty, hence him trying to get revenge on Shang Tsung and Quan Chi for murdering him while he was just chilling at the temple.

So I’m still right scrub.

Hatred_Edge · 2015-03-26T22:02:57.000Z

thurst:

I’ve gone 2.5 weeks without sex…I’m on the verge of making some real bad decisions.

I want you initiate these bad decisions.

Raz0r · 2015-03-26T22:04:54.000Z

He’s going to have a Manx moment and find a guy that looks and feels close enough to a woman.