SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

Yusuke_The_Detective · 2015-03-26T03:10:33.000Z

crucades:

Yup I opened google, typed in SRK neesa, went to images and yea…

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-3Us9Pp_na3Q/T750HAScVkI/AAAAAAAABO4/t8-egObGIQY/s1600/guy-opening-door.gif

Gonna start catching up with the lounge from now on. B)

This is what I got when I typed Neesa into google images…

http://i43.tower.com/images/mm118018851/neesa-vampire-story-c-t-todd-paperback-cover-art.jpg

Then When I typed in Neesa SRK I got this…

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/TYDcX.jpg

crucades · 2015-03-26T03:16:19.000Z

Yusuke wearing Sovs face…

SoVi3t · 2015-03-26T03:16:21.000Z

Heh, got to work and shit was already broken. Spent the last two hours watching Blazing Saddles. I think I will make it a Mel Brooks night at work, tonight.

crucades · 2015-03-26T03:18:06.000Z

Htf does your company stay in buisness man? Sounds like you do jack shit all the time, lucky sob.

XthAtGAm3RGuYX · 2015-03-26T03:22:55.000Z

crucades:

Yusuke wearing Sovs face…

That reminded me of this at 1:15
https://youtu.be/mb_pQRVwcnQ?t=77

Exodus_1 · 2015-03-26T03:24:00.000Z

So I just reread my power and its way worse than I originally thought. I shoulda cheated like RockBogart to get something cool.

I thought I could control shadows… nope. I can hurt people if I hurt their shadows. wtf. I’m gonna be sitting there punching the ground.

I mean I guess I could blow up the earth if I shot a nuke at a moon during the ‘new moon’ phase but then I’m just relegated to a mad scientist role. Shit I’ll get caught monologue-ing.

Weak.

Wait, my ‘Associations’ are cool if I can control my shadow and control the dark (does that include dark matter? If so I’m shooting way up past B tier)

Pterodactyl · 2015-03-26T03:26:41.000Z

po_pimpus:

Okay, now this “super-power lottery” shit is finally devolving into the old playground one-upsmanship contest…

"NUH-UH! YOU CAN’T BEAT ME BECAUSE I’M BULLET-PROOF! UH-HUH! NUH-UH!"

How can anyone possibly beat me?

I can become super evil and shit.

My power is the best because it’s the coolest.

mIRC · 2015-03-26T03:29:54.000Z

regulate:

Hatred_Edge:

crucades:

Yup I opened google, typed in SRK neesa, went to images and yea…

Someone actually made this for Neesa?

Spoiler

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v206/severgen/neesadigg.jpg

Y’all niggas cray.

Edit: @mIRC your woman shows up under that search too, perhaps neesa is leading a double life?

My woman? You got it backwards. @Matriarch owns me!

Amazing_Funbags · 2015-03-26T03:30:06.000Z

Superpower Wiki

Immortality

The power to never die. Opposite to Mortality. User possesses an infinite life span, as they can never die, never age, and can shrug off virtually any kind of physical damage. Some users are the defensive type, simply preventing all damages, to...

Welp shit.

Pterodactyl · 2015-03-26T03:33:44.000Z

Amazing_Funbags:

http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Immortality

Welp shit.

I’m sorry for all of your inevitable losses.

orochizoolander · 2015-03-26T03:39:04.000Z

RockBogart:

po_pimpus:

Okay, now this “super-power lottery” shit is finally devolving into the old playground one-upsmanship contest…

"NUH-UH! YOU CAN’T BEAT ME BECAUSE I’M BULLET-PROOF! UH-HUH! NUH-UH!"

But I can split ALL THE WIGS at once doe…

Pretty sure my power allows me to direct your cosmic force into a vacuum/black hole or let it bounce off me the way a bullet does off Superman.

angelpalm · 2015-03-26T03:39:39.000Z

<----

I see nip…

crotchpuncha · 2015-03-26T03:39:55.000Z

Pertho:

crotchpuncha:

This accuretly describes every beer I’ve ever had.

You’re an actual cocksucker though so…I guess when we need a power ranking on dick tastes we’ll shoot you an “@”.

This just strengthens my point man, Beer literally tastes worse then Dick.

Neesa · 2015-03-26T03:42:35.000Z

Yusuke_The_Detective:

It was only a matter of time. Ugh. Wish it was the other picture I like and not that one. Ah well.

Volkan · 2015-03-26T03:43:30.000Z

You are still beautiful in it, Neesa. LOL. Yeah, I’m serious.

2-D · 2015-03-26T03:45:17.000Z

Typed in srk neesa on Google images, this is what I get…

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/98oc2L7.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/D9RozRa.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/gwTbHBU.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/k69MTg4.jpg

Saw that last pic, damn near died. :lol:

Negative-Zer0 · 2015-03-26T03:46:29.000Z

Neesa:

Yusuke_The_Detective:

It was only a matter of time. Ugh. Wish it was the other picture I like and not that one. Ah well.

What other picture you like?

crotchpuncha · 2015-03-26T03:49:14.000Z

We all see what you did there.

crucades · 2015-03-26T03:50:52.000Z

Negative-Zer0:

Neesa:

Yusuke_The_Detective:

It was only a matter of time. Ugh. Wish it was the other picture I like and not that one. Ah well.

What other picture you like?

And my work here is done.

Volkan · 2015-03-26T03:53:48.000Z

Yes, it seems that the thirst train has rolled. To just be a rebel, I’m not going to Google “SRK Neesa”.