SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

Those Mulan gifs took way too long to set up.

I am shame.

Oh, but there’s an upside. I have unlocked an achievement! 3 page trifecta

Are we really going to have to call Wizard in here to stop you motherfuckers from posting 20 MB gifs?

I WANNA EAT SOME HUMAN MEAT!!!

It wasn’t bad until it happened twice.

Am I the only one who kept waiting for the pr0n to happen? Be honest.

-Starhammer-

This is the first time I’ve ever wanted to try out Mileena. And it’s only because of those chain grabs she has.
That leapfrog/armbreaker had me hitting Replay over and over lol

How could you not? dude has razor whips and lightsabers.

Voice is a little corny, but other than that he’s pretty legit.

Oh chill out, that lil baby is NOT 20MB, Raz0r. She’s no more than 10MB, 5KB. A happy Chinese baby girl, you sad mother fuckers, that’s right a GIRL!! You only get one try. One!!

But plz keep her though. She’s so chibi kawaii!!

That’s fucked up…

I got rock hard when they revealed the chain grab grappler variation.

Gonna get balls deep in that bitch(gameplay wise) when the game comes out.

She still isn’t topping best girl yet.

Mileena treating that head like a corn on the cob.

Hmm…it seems the thread hasn’t lead to as much promotion for the Shatta’s situation as I’d hoped. Gonna have to do some stuff after I pick up the wife and be somewhat obnoxious about this.

I was so pissed that they showed off Kung Jin but not her.
Torr is still going to be top bae tho. Dude has a fucking Shoryuken and a Donkey Kong roll <3

Btw did you see the new game leaks? Ton of shit got leaked by the same guy who dropped the bios (which some fans are still contesting the legitimacy of). I wont post it if you don’t want me to. Not sure how much you give a fuck about spoilers.

They gave her a pretty set of lips too.

You know what that means.

Tell me the spoilers, its a fg who cares.

Not 100% confirmed. Posted by the same dude who supposedly leaked the bios

[details=Spoiler]ARENAS
Crossroads [2 Variations]
Dead Woods [2 Variations]
Destroyed City [2 Variations]
Kove [2 Variations]
Kuatan Jungle [2 Variations]
Lin Kuei Temple [2 Variations]
Outworld Construction
Outworld Marketplace
Quan Chi’s Quarters
Refugee Camp [2 Variations]
Shao Kahn’s Tomb
Sky Temple
Warrior Katakombs
Wu Shi Academy [2 Variations]

ALTERNATE COSTUMES (Main Alts are listed first)
Cassie Cage [Workout, Outworld Disguise]
D’Vorah [Kytinn Armor, Possessed]
Ermac [Guardian, Legacy]
Erron Black [Black Dragon, Duster]
Ferra/Torr [Outworld Rags, Generations]
Jacqui Briggs [Olympic Champion, Workout]
Jax [Revenant, Klassic, Deadly Alliance, Urban]
Johnny Cage [NetherRealm War, Tuxedo, Klassic, ‘50s Hollywood]
Kano [NetherRealm War, Klassic]
Kenshi [MK2011, Demonic, Red Dragon]
Kitana [Princess, Revenant, Assassin]
Kotal Kahn [Emperor, Ritual]
Kung Jin [Monk, Armored]
Kung Lao [Revenant, Klassic, Deadly Alliance]
Liu Kang [Revenant, Klassic, Zombie]
Mileena [Empress, Tarkatan, Deception]
Quan Chi [Warlord, Klassic]
Raiden [Klassic, Dark Raiden, Deity]
Reptile [Ninja, Undercover]
Scorpion [Hanzo Hasashi, MK2011, Gold, Cold War, Hellspawn]
Shinnok [Demonic, Elder God, Klassic]
Sonya Blade [NetherRealm War, Military Uniform, Klassic, Camo]
Sub-Zero [Grandmaster, Revenant, Deception, Cyborg]
Takeda [Apprentice, Shirai-Ryu]

KOMBAT/STORY MISC.

  • Close to 200 unique finishers in-game (including Fatalities, Brutalities, Stage Brutalities and Faction Finishers).
  • Each character has 3 to 4 unique dialogues per pairing.
  • Liu Kang is unlocked via finishing the final chapter of Story Mode.
  • Story Mode has 15 MK character cameos; Fujin, Stryker, Kabal, Sindel, Nightwolf, Smoke, Sektor, Frost, Li Mei, Cyrax, Tanya, Baraka, Rain, Bo’ Rai Cho & Shujinko.
  • Out of those 15 cameos, 5 of them can be fought during the course of Story Mode; Sindel, Smoke, Sektor, Baraka & Rain. All of them have slightly updated looks based on previous costumes, ranging from minimal to drastic.
  • The Krypt is almost twice the size of MK 2011’s with close to 420 unlockable items.
  • There are 8 character deaths in Story Mode.

The characters who die are Mileena, Johnny Cage, D’Vorah (WTF?!), Torr (GOD DAMNIT), Kenshi, Jax, Rain (lol) and Quan Chi (fucking finally)[/details]

She eats butt?

Here, noobs: https://medium.com/un-hackable/pwnd-fcfce7884be5

Don’t get pwnd.

Cheers to another 1500 pages.

Man, one of the mugs from my favorite set has a crack in it. I’m an IT pro and a writer. I need my mug. I’ve already broke 1/4 and now this one has a crack, leaving me with only 2/4 mugs. Time to find a new set, but those really tied my work together.

It’s ok Manx. When it comes to having an ugly mug you’re 1/1. Cheer up.