SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

Pertho · 2015-03-24T19:29:32.000Z

This is some crazy shit:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DYLbmSp5itA

Valaris · 2015-03-24T19:32:40.000Z

If you look at the gel blocks, that’s exactly how they make fleshlights.

MARTIAN · 2015-03-24T19:33:26.000Z

So funny thing happened during Bloodborne…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgGngYG4HUM

I tried to help him. I really did.

Phantom_Angel · 2015-03-24T19:38:51.000Z

You used that man as bait… Treacherous.

Hecatom · 2015-03-24T19:42:32.000Z

Wait, so eating the box is the same as eating pussy or is it eating ass?

thurst · 2015-03-24T19:42:42.000Z

The guy does clearly move up when he sees the motorcyle coming, coupled with the fact that dude had the right of way, he should be alright…that said, he seems like a cunt.

Head to me is like turkey at Thanksgiving/Christmas. As a line item, it has to be on the menu and if it’s not I’ll def be holding it against the host and probably never going over there for dinner again…but ultimately, I’m cool with not actually puting any on my plate as long as I get what I really want, which is ham (pussy in the analogy).

Phantom_Angel · 2015-03-24T19:45:33.000Z

Hecatom:

Wait, so eating the box is the same as eating pussy or is it eating ass?

Box = Vagina

Eating ass is just eating ass lol

Hatred_Edge · 2015-03-24T19:45:56.000Z

The Martian:

I tried to help him. I really did.

Do you like hurting people?

Hecatom · 2015-03-24T19:48:29.000Z

Phantom_Angel:

Hecatom:

Wait, so eating the box is the same as eating pussy or is it eating ass?

Box = Vagina

Eating ass is just eating ass lol

So why would anyone clown someone for going down to bussiness?

pedoviejo · 2015-03-24T19:50:34.000Z

It seems rappers are always trying to be ahead of the times.

Advocating eating the box and now ass.

My dad’s black friend would be dissapoint. He ain’t about to eat pussy, fuck that, but bitch better slurp up on dick. ???

That man is a walking contradiction.

pedoviejo · 2015-03-24T19:52:15.000Z

[quote=“Pertho, post:1021, topic:174279”]

This is some crazy shit:

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The future has been here. This is why anything bigger than a .40 isn’t great for defense. You can have stopping power in a smaller lighter pistol which allows you more control with these rounds.

Volkan · 2015-03-24T19:52:24.000Z

Yeah, if it becomes trendy and cool to be homogay, people will turn gay just to fit in.

Phantom_Angel · 2015-03-24T19:56:01.000Z

Hecatom:

Phantom_Angel:

Hecatom:

Wait, so eating the box is the same as eating pussy or is it eating ass?

Box = Vagina

Eating ass is just eating ass lol

So why would anyone clown someone for going down to bussiness?

It was a different time, and we were young lol.

Volkan:

Yeah, if it becomes trendy and cool to be homogay, people will turn gay just to fit in.

Girls are already doing that. There’s a chick claiming she’s bi all of a sudden every other day on my Facebook timeline.

Pertho · 2015-03-24T19:57:32.000Z

so is bloodborne living up to the hype?

Volkan · 2015-03-24T19:58:58.000Z

Phantom_Angel:

Hecatom:

Phantom_Angel:

Hecatom:

Wait, so eating the box is the same as eating pussy or is it eating ass?

Box = Vagina

Eating ass is just eating ass lol

So why would anyone clown someone for going down to bussiness?

It was a different time, and we were young lol.

Volkan:

Yeah, if it becomes trendy and cool to be homogay, people will turn gay just to fit in.

Girls are already doing that. There’s a chick claiming she’s bi all of a sudden every other day on my Facebook timeline.

Damn. Really? I think that might be for attention, but I did notice that females are more prone to becoming bisexual.

Tekno_Virus · 2015-03-24T20:18:39.000Z

Been talking to this German waifu. I’ve been looking her way and she looks back with a big smile. Sometimes she looks my way too. I asked her if she was free this weekend and she said it depends on when her fam wants to do stuff, buuut we are going to go eat ice cream after work on Friday.

Spoiler

https://dumpyourphoto.com/files4/125396/AjOmPuJo8TQ.jpg

regulate · 2015-03-24T20:22:42.000Z

[quote=“Pertho, post:1021, topic:174279”]

This is some crazy shit:

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You know i think it would easier to control projectile types versus gun control. Other than living in the middle of nowhere with huge wildlife, whats the real point of something like this? you could mow down whole crowds with a clip!

Pertho · 2015-03-24T20:42:09.000Z

Review of the final boss of the PSN/360 Strider game:

“Oh shit this nigga is free.”

Immediately after,

“Oh shit this nigga is a dragon.”

Scanman · 2015-03-24T21:00:21.000Z

Volkan:

Damn. Really? I think that might be for attention, but I did notice that females are more prone to becoming bisexual.

Every chick is at least 20 percent lesbian. They don’t give 2 shits about kissing other chicks. Of course, every person who isn’t asexual is bisexual to some degree, otherwise they wouldn’t be able to identify the attractiveness of their own sex (and themselves).

Starhammer · 2015-03-24T21:00:26.000Z

Pertho:

Review of the final boss of the PSN/360 Strider game:

“Oh shit this nigga is free.”

Immediately after,

“Oh shit this nigga is a dragon.”

Hiryu beats his ass, destroys his whole citadel, and rides back to earth on the poor bastard’s chest. Yeah, he free.

EDIT: Discovers that Strider is free for PS+ Subscribers.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v733/stormhammer/movie%20villain%20laugh%20LOL_zpsquvhwmyh.gif

-Starhammer-