SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

Hopefully I won’t be the only one on pc tho I hope.

That tweet from Max is funny too. he knows he’s only going to play MKX for a half a month to rake in all those views then silently ditch it for more KI and HYPE AND RAGE HYPE AND RAGE

Not possible. Even if you take away the combat you’ll have to deal with the “suggestive” themes and graphic stages.

Unless… if the game was about doing tai chi with a partner in settings such as a park, monastery, or living room etc., with everyone wearing ordinary clothing, the music replaced with soothing sounds & the like, and rename it to “Mortal Qi.”
:slight_smile:

That will most likely be what happens, but I know Max was genuinely hype for the game beyond just Views/CPM. He was at E3 and after it said if the netcode was good MKX would stay in constant rotation because he really liked the game. The hype was real.

I’ll play MKX online; MK9 was my fav fighter and I’ll admit the online sucked so hard it had a vein poking out of it’s forehead. But it’s just sad that netcode hasn’t been hashed out at this point. MKX will sell well, but how many sales are they missing out on because people walked away due to MK9/Injustice online? This single player/local stuff only lasts for one or two playthroughs, but we get way more info about that than the netcode. Hell, one of the reasons that Amazon stream a week ago was godawful was because they spent a whole hour+ on Test Your Luck. Jesus.

@axeman61
Add me when you get MKX. I need some friends to play this with.

@Pterodactyl
You better step off. You gonna to settle for the white meat and old hags. Also, you getting this on PS4?

I would play Mortal Qi. Would Fatalities become Meditations?

Sure. Let me buy a $35 plate of food, take coke in the bathroom, then lose my entire appetite. That won’t raise suspicion.

man…why am I tired all the time. this whacc-ass 200mg caffeine isn’t even working anymore. I should just double it :rage:

That’s entirely up to you. That’s the default action.
Special inputs allow you to light incense or pour a cup of tea for the 2nd player when the round is over.

It’s your coke Raz0r you snort it and end up wasting money on food how you want.

someone save me from this infatuation plz.

Your body has probably over stimulated your adrenal glands(glands that produce aldosterone, cortisol, and** epinephrine/adrenaline**) due to constant caffeine.
when adrenals are overstimulated, they can become fatigued, causing constant tiredness throughout the day.

Adrenal fatigue isnt technically a medical disease, but if such stimulation ccurrs for a long time, Adrenal Insufficiency (Addisons disease) can occur.

I wish. I ordered it before taking it. Now I’m just drinking as everyone else eats. The food is great but I’m too busy wanting another bump.

https://youtu.be/CbwQiA8pFiI

Something Balgular will like

It doesn’t bother him in the least.

Probably SNAAAAKE’s wall decorations:

actually I dont drink any of that lol…just caffeine pills. figured I will cut the sugar and all the other crap in energy drinks. good ol cold water does it for me.

been drinking some 0 calories cherry sparkling water too. poor man’s soda but better than nothing at all.

Korean women da bes

Shiieeeet, I didn’t know J is not only dangerous, but hustles as a doctor in the side. Good stuff!

Went to the car show today and had a side conversation with one of those car model girls. It went down like this:

90s: <while looking at the $350,000+ Mercedes-Benz price tag> Ssoooo… question!
Blondie: Yes?
90s: …do you come with the car?
Blondie: confused I come with the mansion where this particular car is parked sir.

I laughed it off but deep down… borrowing a gif from a local SRK resident…

Uploading best car pics in a sec.

Reminds me of one time I went to Jared’s. I see the good looking chick with waist length brown hair and a great ass. All I could think of was how expensive she must be.

90’s Arcade pissed off that she had a good answer to his crappy pick up line.