SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

https://celebrity.yahoo.com/blogs/celeb-news/jaden-smith-wears-a-dress--is-totally-casual-about-it-214214195.html

That is all.

This is what happens when you don’t beat yo kids.

I would to, then I would remember its A FUCKING LION and gtfo. It’s like Epidemic (god rest his soul) infected you with the “I can be around wild animals and if they jump I’ll body them” syndrome.

I’ve spent too much time on SRK when I hear some dude talking in my squad in BF:Hardline and say:

“This dude sounds white as fuck.”

Is Jaden’s face permanently stuck like that? Son always looks like he’s one insult away from crying…

reminds me of that old joke.

A lion and an antelope enter a bar. The waiter asks the antelope what he would like to eat, and the antelope says,"Just a salad and some water please."
The waiter then turns and asks the lion what it wanted. The antelope facepalms, stands up and says,“You IDIOT!! If HE were hungry do you think I would just be standing around here???” Speaking of animals…

Countdown until either religious nuts go crazy over it, or some jackass shoots it. I’m setting the clock for Tuesday.

-Starhammer-

CvS2 was in my heyday and it was fun. Even recently, when me and my friends started playing again, I was learning new shit like Cammy’s best pokes, combos with Sagat, etc. I just could never get into the 3D models in SF4. It turns me off. I wouldn’t even play if Xrd was on the PC. I wish I were good at that game but I play maybe once a month and my friends are grinding 5-8 hours a day.

:confused:

I think we’ve had this conversation before. And I believe it was the martian who said, It was a chronic case of “Lightskinnededness”

Ordering Chinese food I accept one simple fact:
I don’t know the difference between chicken chop suey and chicken chow mein. Never bothered learning which is which. I just order one, accept either and chow the fuck down.

I like when I call for beef and broccoli and instead order 25 bucks of food.

WTF is this X-Copy shit?!?

Rosario Dawson starts strip teasing. Netflix pauses and asks if I’m still watching.

YES NETFLIX THANKS FOR ASKING!

Pretty sure I only come to this guys house because he has the greatest Chinese place pretty much across the street (the Pagoda).

I’ve actually heard of The Pagoda, not sure if we have one here or not. Can’t recall where I heard it from.

actually your opponent can see the custom skins too if both players have the files. just killed solid snake with construction rooo :sunglasses:

Probably one of those common names, like the great Wall of food, the Pagoda, the mandarin, the rickshaw, emperor’s buffet, confoodshun… Etc

@NastyManx make sure it matches his SamSho button-up


HipHop Fridays

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4q6-MXnjC5Y

@Syke1

We’ve got at least three Mandarins here, and only one of them is any good. Probably because all the others are run by Thais instead of Chinese…

Fuck whatever you were listening to, here’s a gem from two ugly sons’a’bithces that do music good, circa 1985.

If this song was a woman, i’d eat its ass.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX3bzpCspvY

Just found out my CC lowered my interest rate by 7 percentage points. Goddamn, that’s a huge difference. Now if only my student loans did that.