I would to, then I would remember its A FUCKING LION and gtfo. It’s like Epidemic (god rest his soul) infected you with the “I can be around wild animals and if they jump I’ll body them” syndrome.
A lion and an antelope enter a bar. The waiter asks the antelope what he would like to eat, and the antelope says,"Just a salad and some water please."
The waiter then turns and asks the lion what it wanted. The antelope facepalms, stands up and says,“You IDIOT!! If HE were hungry do you think I would just be standing around here???” Speaking of animals…
Countdown until either religious nuts go crazy over it, or some jackass shoots it. I’m setting the clock for Tuesday.
CvS2 was in my heyday and it was fun. Even recently, when me and my friends started playing again, I was learning new shit like Cammy’s best pokes, combos with Sagat, etc. I just could never get into the 3D models in SF4. It turns me off. I wouldn’t even play if Xrd was on the PC. I wish I were good at that game but I play maybe once a month and my friends are grinding 5-8 hours a day.
Ordering Chinese food I accept one simple fact:
I don’t know the difference between chicken chop suey and chicken chow mein. Never bothered learning which is which. I just order one, accept either and chow the fuck down.
I like when I call for beef and broccoli and instead order 25 bucks of food.