SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

crucades · April 10, 2015, 2:37am

CP died in his sleep yesterday and he didnt even know it, a clone took his place and majored in philosophy, ole Dan Simmons wannabe nigga…

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:trollface: just messin with ya dawg!

Hecatom · April 10, 2015, 2:39am

My guess is that if is good for tv then is good for srk.

drwill439 · April 10, 2015, 2:49am

Hey, Tower of Guns is a cool ass roguelike…

po_pimpus · April 10, 2015, 2:51am

Ain’t none of that shit supposed to be kosher, but since we’ve got mods PM-ing niggas telling them to stop flagging stupid shit like that, I guess all bets are off now…

XthAtGAm3RGuYX · April 10, 2015, 2:55am

"Jesus christ dude spoiler that shit!"
Meanwhile inside the brain of SRK

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http://i1062.photobucket.com/albums/t486/XGAm3RX/frank.jpg

Volkan · April 10, 2015, 3:07am

Phantom_Angel:

crotchpuncha:

Phantom_Angel:

crotchpuncha:

Volkan:

Hatred_Edge:

Volkan:

Lightz:

Volkan:

You have to be pretty bad ass to not be scared of death like Ghandi.

Damn right. I wouldn’t want to piss off someone who words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

If you cannot escape death, you might as well accept it gracefully and without fear. But I do believe that violence is sometimes necessary though but only to protect yourself and loved ones.

I have no fear of death.

Death is but a sleep that lasts for eternity…

Sleeping is dying…

Sleeping is the exact opposite of dying.

The opposite of dying is being born. Sleep isn’t between Death and Birth, however, but Life and Death. I’d put it in a diagram, but I’m too lazy.

Fake intellectual garbage. Without sleep you go crazy and then you die, so sleeping is nothing like dying Outside of a paper thin visual.

You know what sleeping is like, but what is death like? If you cannot answer that, then you cannot confidently or logically say that “sleeping is nothing like dying.” Did you know that the closer a person is to dying, the more they sleep?

I assume being dead is the same as being asleep, but your brain is no longer functioning, so you can’t dream… You know those times where you fall asleep and it feels like you immediately wake up, but several hours have passed? I assume death is like that, but those several hours change to forever and you never wake up.

I am impressed by this post. You actually have a good grasp of the concept of death, life, and birth. This proves that you are among one of the most intelligent here. This is the reason why I actually speak to you. You have a lot of potential. You are on the right track, Phantom Angel. Keep on believing what you believe and don’t let these people here get you down. Some people here are like parasites, they just want people not like them to suffer since misery loves company.

Hecatom · April 10, 2015, 3:16am

Volkan:

Phantom_Angel:

crotchpuncha:

Phantom_Angel:

crotchpuncha:

Volkan:

Hatred_Edge:

Volkan:

Lightz:

Volkan:

You have to be pretty bad ass to not be scared of death like Ghandi.

Damn right. I wouldn’t want to piss off someone who words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

If you cannot escape death, you might as well accept it gracefully and without fear. But I do believe that violence is sometimes necessary though but only to protect yourself and loved ones.

I have no fear of death.

Death is but a sleep that lasts for eternity…

Sleeping is dying…

Sleeping is the exact opposite of dying.

The opposite of dying is being born. Sleep isn’t between Death and Birth, however, but Life and Death. I’d put it in a diagram, but I’m too lazy.

Fake intellectual garbage. Without sleep you go crazy and then you die, so sleeping is nothing like dying Outside of a paper thin visual.

You know what sleeping is like, but what is death like? If you cannot answer that, then you cannot confidently or logically say that “sleeping is nothing like dying.” Did you know that the closer a person is to dying, the more they sleep?

I assume being dead is the same as being asleep, but your brain is no longer functioning, so you can’t dream… You know those times where you fall asleep and it feels like you immediately wake up, but several hours have passed? I assume death is like that, but those several hours change to forever and you never wake up.

I am impressed by this post. You actually have a good grasp of the concept of death, life, and birth. This proves that you are among one of the most intelligent here. This is the reason why I actually speak to you. You have a lot of potential. You are on the right track, Phantom Angel.

See this @“Phantom Angel” ?
That clownery of yours made you the favorite poster of Volkan.

http://www.reactionface.info/sites/default/files/images/1348778638428.gif

You made it nigglet!

Sarcasm nigga, do you speak it?

Phantom_Angel · April 10, 2015, 3:23am

crotchpuncha:

Phantom_Angel:

crotchpuncha:

Phantom_Angel:

crotchpuncha:

Volkan:

Hatred_Edge:

Volkan:

Lightz:

Volkan:

You have to be pretty bad ass to not be scared of death like Ghandi.

Damn right. I wouldn’t want to piss off someone who words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

If you cannot escape death, you might as well accept it gracefully and without fear. But I do believe that violence is sometimes necessary though but only to protect yourself and loved ones.

I have no fear of death.

Death is but a sleep that lasts for eternity…

Sleeping is dying…

Sleeping is the exact opposite of dying.

The opposite of dying is being born. Sleep isn’t between Death and Birth, however, but Life and Death. I’d put it in a diagram, but I’m too lazy.

Fake intellectual garbage. Without sleep you go crazy and then you die, so sleeping is nothing like dying Outside of a paper thin visual.

You know what sleeping is like, but what is death like? If you cannot answer that, then you cannot confidently or logically say that “sleeping is nothing like dying.” Did you know that the closer a person is to dying, the more they sleep?

I assume being dead is the same as being asleep, but your brain is no longer functioning, so you can’t dream… You know those times where you fall asleep and it feels like you immediately wake up, but several hours have passed? I assume death is like that, but those several hours change to forever and you never wake up.

Have you ever actually seen a dead a person? They look nothing like a sleeping person. You’re lookin at this from some silly “intellectual” angle on some “post like Jaden Smith” tip. You’re saying “This is what I think death MIGHT be like.”

Exactly.

This does nothing to take away from my point. You said sleeping was the opposite of dying(then backed it by saying that if you don’t sleep you go crazy and die), I said the opposite of dying is being born(gaining life vs losing it) and sleep is between life and death. Pointing out that sleep restores/preserves while death ends backs me up. It’s irrelevant either way, because I’m speaking under the assumption that sleep and death share the same state.

This also reinforces what I said: “…the closer a person is to dying, the more they sleep.” You just explained why that’s true.

Eh.

This is a fun discussion lol.

Taito · April 10, 2015, 3:28am

Brian Williams’ daughter caught with a head stuck up her ass.

po_pimpus · April 10, 2015, 3:31am

So when did comic book creators become soft ass, bitch made niggas that cowtow to the Tumblr community? Is Frank Cho the last real nigga left?

And how you gonna call a character that Ditko created, developed, and killed “your baby”? Nigga, all you did was resurrect a dead character and put her in a Spider-Man costume.

I guess I’ll bring Uncle Ben back, put him in the red-and-blues, and call it my own original creation…

Hecatom · April 10, 2015, 3:32am

Phantom_Angel:

crotchpuncha:

Phantom_Angel:

crotchpuncha:

Phantom_Angel:

crotchpuncha:

Volkan:

Hatred_Edge:

Volkan:

Lightz:

Volkan:

You have to be pretty bad ass to not be scared of death like Ghandi.

Damn right. I wouldn’t want to piss off someone who words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

If you cannot escape death, you might as well accept it gracefully and without fear. But I do believe that violence is sometimes necessary though but only to protect yourself and loved ones.

I have no fear of death.

Death is but a sleep that lasts for eternity…

Sleeping is dying…

Sleeping is the exact opposite of dying.

The opposite of dying is being born. Sleep isn’t between Death and Birth, however, but Life and Death. I’d put it in a diagram, but I’m too lazy.

Fake intellectual garbage. Without sleep you go crazy and then you die, so sleeping is nothing like dying Outside of a paper thin visual.

You know what sleeping is like, but what is death like? If you cannot answer that, then you cannot confidently or logically say that “sleeping is nothing like dying.” Did you know that the closer a person is to dying, the more they sleep?

I assume being dead is the same as being asleep, but your brain is no longer functioning, so you can’t dream… You know those times where you fall asleep and it feels like you immediately wake up, but several hours have passed? I assume death is like that, but those several hours change to forever and you never wake up.

Have you ever actually seen a dead a person? They look nothing like a sleeping person. You’re lookin at this from some silly “intellectual” angle on some “post like Jaden Smith” tip. You’re saying “This is what I think death MIGHT be like.”

Exactly.

I’m saying the two are nothing alike because if you look at the science sleeping is nothing like dying. Sleeping is a restorative process, death is when all processes cease. You’re basically saying that a car with no gas is the same as a car that is turned off because neither of them are moving.

This does nothing to take away from my point. You said sleeping was the opposite of dying(then backed it by saying that if you don’t sleep you go crazy and die), I said the opposite of dying is being born(gaining life vs losing it) and sleep is between life and death. Pointing out that sleep restores/preserves while death ends backs me up. It’s irrelevant either way, because I’m speaking under the assumption that sleep and death share the same state.

Also did you know that when you get older your body begins to break down making it harder for you to do things, thus requiring more effort, which tires them out and requires more sleep to recuperate from.

This also reinforces what I said: “…the closer a person is to dying, the more they sleep.” You just explained why that’s true.

Maybe blacking out could be a comparison, at least in that situation both have basically 0 brain activity going on.

Eh.

http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131124221516/terraria/es/images/b/b7/Dogue.jpg

Stahp, just stahp.
Think about what you are doing, all the craptacular shit that you posted made Volkan think that you are his intellectual equal, lets think about that.

Phantom_Angel · April 10, 2015, 3:33am

Hecatom:

Phantom_Angel:

crotchpuncha:

Phantom_Angel:

crotchpuncha:

Phantom_Angel:

crotchpuncha:

Volkan:

Hatred_Edge:

Volkan:

Lightz:

Volkan:

You have to be pretty bad ass to not be scared of death like Ghandi.

Damn right. I wouldn’t want to piss off someone who words are backed with NUCLEAR WEAPONS!

If you cannot escape death, you might as well accept it gracefully and without fear. But I do believe that violence is sometimes necessary though but only to protect yourself and loved ones.

I have no fear of death.

Death is but a sleep that lasts for eternity…

Sleeping is dying…

Sleeping is the exact opposite of dying.

The opposite of dying is being born. Sleep isn’t between Death and Birth, however, but Life and Death. I’d put it in a diagram, but I’m too lazy.

Fake intellectual garbage. Without sleep you go crazy and then you die, so sleeping is nothing like dying Outside of a paper thin visual.

You know what sleeping is like, but what is death like? If you cannot answer that, then you cannot confidently or logically say that “sleeping is nothing like dying.” Did you know that the closer a person is to dying, the more they sleep?

I assume being dead is the same as being asleep, but your brain is no longer functioning, so you can’t dream… You know those times where you fall asleep and it feels like you immediately wake up, but several hours have passed? I assume death is like that, but those several hours change to forever and you never wake up.

Have you ever actually seen a dead a person? They look nothing like a sleeping person. You’re lookin at this from some silly “intellectual” angle on some “post like Jaden Smith” tip. You’re saying “This is what I think death MIGHT be like.”

Exactly.

I’m saying the two are nothing alike because if you look at the science sleeping is nothing like dying. Sleeping is a restorative process, death is when all processes cease. You’re basically saying that a car with no gas is the same as a car that is turned off because neither of them are moving.

This does nothing to take away from my point. You said sleeping was the opposite of dying(then backed it by saying that if you don’t sleep you go crazy and die), I said the opposite of dying is being born(gaining life vs losing it) and sleep is between life and death. Pointing out that sleep restores/preserves while death ends backs me up. It’s irrelevant either way, because I’m speaking under the assumption that sleep and death share the same state.

Also did you know that when you get older your body begins to break down making it harder for you to do things, thus requiring more effort, which tires them out and requires more sleep to recuperate from.

This also reinforces what I said: “…the closer a person is to dying, the more they sleep.” You just explained why that’s true.

Maybe blacking out could be a comparison, at least in that situation both have basically 0 brain activity going on.

Eh.

Stahp, just stahp.
Think about what you are doing, all the craptacular shit that you posted made Volkan thing that you are his intellectual equal, lets think about that.

I’m enjoying the discussion… It’s harmless. What’s the problem?

DANZAN · April 10, 2015, 3:34am

in response to that gif…

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i hope she shits in his mouth

Volkan · April 10, 2015, 3:35am

Just to throw it out there. I believe that as long as the heart beats, you are still alive. Brain death is not true physical death to me.

Tekno_Virus · April 10, 2015, 3:46am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cK3NMZAUKGw

Richter · April 10, 2015, 3:50am

Why is tipping the only sensation where I feel truly alive and not dead?

SoVi3t · April 10, 2015, 3:56am

hey @RockBogart u ever read

http://i.imgur.com/sSGYPQR.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/d13Jud2.jpg

???

orochizoolander · April 10, 2015, 3:56am

Volkan is like in the top 15 dumbest posters on SRK.

Tekno_Virus · April 10, 2015, 3:57am

Kokoro status = doki doki

Onegai senpai!

Volkan · April 10, 2015, 4:02am

Dumbest as in not brainwashed? Sure, why not. At least I am not a sheep like you who think that everything that the government does is right and true. You never question the powers that be, don’t you? You think everything on the TV is true, but no, it’s just bullshit.

In reality you choose ignorance therefore you are stupid.