I haven’t done my taxes in probably a decade, if not more.
I called up Revenue Canada to get all my old forms, and the bitch was like “what was your last return, exactly?”
“ummmm, I haven’t done em in a decade, so I dunno.”
"ok then can you list the full addresses of the last 15 places you lived? "
“you want winning lottery numbers, too?”
Well they are going to sound like robots. They don’t give a fuck.
No matter how ridiculous their request, they think you will comply.
Including my current address, I can name where I’ve lived the last 15 years, as I’ve lived in 3 addresses in the 16 years I’ve been in this town.
application information is expensive as shit.
How the FUCK is this dumb twat going to not check if Negan’s cell was locked? The fucking thing opened up from a gust of wind. Sigh.
*Him and Beads were a good duo back in the day for Sportsnation. *
So my hotel has a sports bar that has a 100 oz beer for $48. If they don’t give me an itemized receipt (which I think I can pull off) my job will be responsible for getting me trashed.
Yo, that shit is amazing. He travels with white people everywhere. Like some Metal Gear Solid camo index buff. And he wears loafers.
I have lived in like 30 places lol…I always move closer to where I work, or with friends, or what have you.
In the last 6 years, I’ve had probably 8 addresses. Quite a few in different states.
It seems that we have some niggas on the run.
ol’ nomad ass niggas out here.
Internet please.
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Dead.
Fucking Drake.
Sudan, congo, any part of africa really
I totally forgot this existed. I came back here for a brief stint last year to be with my SRK Bauer Power Hour homies for the new season, then I vanished again. What up.
Just tried store bought baby powder for the first time.
It was awful.
How do people eat this shit?
Never understood that baby powder eating shit, I know some chicks in my city that do it
Is it a taste thing or something to do with gaining/losing weight?