SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

dude loses free buffet for life, kills himself:

http://lasvegas.suntimes.com/las-news/7/104/142835/m-resort-suicide-loss-of-free-buffet

Damn, suicide is sad, but that was pretty funny. Was that going to be his only source of food? If so, I understand why he killed himself.

Cause all white dudes in fedoras look the same… Fucking stupid.

But is it 800+ doe?

Fuck that… I can’t stay in the lines. It’s why I stick to Photoshop.

e:I’m dumb

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1rm9KwiUn8

somebody explain this magic:

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/YxeaII4.jpg?1

http://i.imgur.com/wjWjPcF.jpg?1

The magic of jacking up your insides and shifting organs? Ugh. I don’t mind corsets, cause I’d get one or two, but damn. Extreme corsets are just sorta meh to me.

To each their own… Until surgery and the doctors are wondering why your ovaries are hugging your kidneys.

http://www.reviewjournal.com/sites/default/files/styles/large/public/field/media/buffet_suicide_p_0.jpg?itok=fmYlMAcU

Guy was clearly insane, although I admit I laughed when I found out he made a 2 hr dvd ranting about how all the employees suck and he was casting curses on them n shit. Fat guy kills himself over not getting free food, murica.

that seems about as brilliant as hanging dumbbells from your penis, to add length.

http://i.imgur.com/91dfXqv.jpg

Well, there’s been a bit of a revival of the corsets with waist training and what not. It’s all for appearances since waist trainers and corsets are only temporary and quick fixes to have a slimmer and more accented waist. Yeah sure, she looks like she’s got a nice rack, slim waist and big hips like a cartoon until you notice she’s taking off her layers and it comes falling out. I even saw some buffoonery of some black chick on Facebook wearing essentially belts that lifts and defines her ass even more. But it looked so stupid, but some dudes will think that shit is hot until she sees the pilot turn off the seatbelt sign…

What some women do for dudes, man. And here I am just putting on makeup…

Classic Tuesday:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=YEITVTcGbzc

Bonus since I forgot last Tuesday:

http://youtube.com/watch?v=kSE15tLBdso

This nigga actually wants a waist trainer. Smh…you trying to get hips nigga? Ol’ Shakira my hips don’t lie lookin ass nigga.

Pretty soon your ass is prob gonna start shopping at Vicky secrets too…I mean, you’re already in atl which is like the new gay capital. These actions are quite alarming

Oh really?

http://i.imgur.com/ziB6ETS.png

Can somebody find me this shirt, in XXXL size?

I can’t get into Penny Underbust cause her proportions are so jacked up.

it was obviously a joke on how people wear body armor working out, its what I see everytime I go to the gym; got people looking like they in swat gear or some halo suit shit…

How dare you speak to me this way, just because you compliment other niggas abs doesnt mean everyone else wants to

I give up…lol

nigga I dont literally mean body armor…