SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

General Discussion
3981

At 1000 calories for the day before this pizza.

The last 300 were vodka. See, this is why my diet works. You get to have everything you want. You just have to be really hungry here and there.

Low points of today as it pertains to my diet:

-It’s pizza day at pF.
-Today, I smelled Twizzlers, which are far from my favorite candy. It made me sad.
-When I got home, I saw the Easter basket atop my freezer. Contained therein: 3 bags of mini eggs, a fruit and but bar, Starburst jelly beans, Peeps that actually taste good, and so many Milky Ways.
-My scale decided I weigh 3 more pounds today than I did on Saturday morning. Will try again in the morning.

3982

lol omg “fruit and but bar.” No edits

3983

Fruit and butt bar must have been made for Soviet methinks.

3984

Those fruit and nut bars are mad good doe… No homo

3985

I’m emoticoning hard right now. Dinner was worth the wait.

Cadbury is on point with their chocolate. Definitely worth waiting until Friday night for God fucking damn it all

3986

Did you start filming ATL 2? I cant wait to see you back on the big screen Rashod!

3987

Fuck. Cigars are only good in social situations.

Yeck!

http://forums.shoryuken.com/themes/Shoryuken/design/inc/emoticons/smilies/wasted.gif

3988

Tobacco is just nasty, man. To me, it is just poison.

3989

Pretty much. But Macanudos are pretty good. Too bad that’s not what I’m smoking right now. Also, I’m not drunk.

3990

Man, I have not been drunk for a while. I am intoxicated though. :smiley: I might have become even more insane.

I wonder how it’s like to be pure evil. That must be interesting. Probably like pure violence. I also wonder how it’s like to be pure good. Probably boring.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ondq9zKummI

One time I became so angry that I walked for 40 miles just to cool myself down from all the fury. I walked from Fontana to Diamond Bar. I was such a raging maniac that day. I felt like destroying something so badly.

3991

I am about to eat hotdogs.

Read an article yesterday that they cause cancer. Now i am scared, but i am hungry. If I eat these 2 hotdogs right now, how likly is it that I am going to develop cancer. I know i should be asking a doctor, but i think former low tier fighting game players are a better choice.

3992

Everything everyone does gives them cancer. Cancer is designed to end us. Live your life.

3993

Live your life and never fear death.

3994

I just inhaled and spat back out about 3 inches of burnt tobacco leaves and glue. I’m pretty sure you’ll be okay.

If it matters to ya, we can race each other to the afterlife. Loser has to attend the winner’s funeral. That way, Loser gets a nice trip and an unique experience, and the winner knows he’ll have someone there in his final remembrance. And that’s a very special thing to have.

Whatcha say? I’m being serious, too.

3995

My reaction when the papers I’ve turned in so far have been “Great job!” by my hard-ass English Professor:
https://youtu.be/n_w4oSCJIQk

3996

Oh look: http://www.outsports.com/2015/4/5/8344915/david-gilbert-lewis-clark-college-runner

Nice.

3997

drunk and angry but jolly too

you can rent this cottage in Canada apparently

http://rent-cottage-canada.com/images/blog/honeybeeisland_Bolt%20Castle%202.jpg

castle? check
boats? check
liquor? check

wow everything else u need or want should just beg you for the opportunity to be there.

3998

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RtXzkrTJyPg

@Raz0r

take it from here

3999

wtf you live in Fontana? I’m moving out.

4000

@raz0r also this:

http://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/31cylj/a_detailed_rundown_of_opie_anthonys_crybaby_drama/

[details=Spoiler]Previously: Ant was pissed his content was still played on air, Opie read this, freaked out, pulled Decade of Dominance, and posted a cry-baby rant on FB. Ant addresses it on his show, Opie posts pics of Ant and Opie’s first show on instagram trying to prove some point.
April 1st-3rd:
Fez announces retirement - http://theinterrobang.com/fez-whatley-announces-retirement/
Opie plays laugh track over it - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MUbtWMtiPtc
Opie expresses immediate desire to scoop Ron - https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/583327035449298944
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/QkUoS2l)
Fez fires back and accuses Opie of being happy that Anthony was fired - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoCiFewubek
Opie freaks out on air about Anthony and takes a dig at podcasts - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYeUW7jF14g
Ant tweets that he hopes Ron would not take his place on O&J as 3rd mic - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/583706452201701376
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/UJOUHBn)
TACS account tweets about Ron and Anthony show - https://twitter.com/TheCumiaShow/status/584008173301985280/photo/1 & Anthony retweets, fuelling the fire - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584146922409197568
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/MC2K57w, http://imgur.com/4cjmVp1)
Jim and all the O&J staff tweet well wishes to Fez except Opie who tweets about the Ron and Fez hashtag instead - https://twitter.com/ChipChipperson/status/584083662003544064, https://twitter.com/erockradio/status/584066961077743617, https://twitter.com/RadioAdrian1/status/584055177298190336, https://twitter.com/rolandos99/status/584053492337156096, https://twitter.com/travistefft/status/584045223501783042, https://twitter.com/notsam/status/584043546803482624, https://twitter.com/JimNorton/status/584007125828898816, https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/584033106430140416
Anthony does a tribute for Fez on his show - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584172455972995072
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/74YnbST)
Anthony responds to Opie’s audio talking about him on this sub and on the TACS sub - http://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/31axz2/shots_fired_opie_vs_anthony_04032015/cq08qhu, http://www.reddit.com/r/TACSdiscussion/comments/31be0p/opie_said_they_were_planning_on_splitting_the/cq09c4c
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/XKRAKEq)
Opie tries to steal some attention for himself and posts vague tweet about something huge coming to his channel - https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/584079179399962625
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/HT0k2xp)
Sub finds RonandAnthony.com has been registered by Keith today, which redirects to their previous tweet - http://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/31cly5/keith_the_cop_has_registered_ronandanthonycom/, http://ronandanthony.com/
Anthony clarifies that Opie’s announcement has nothing to do with him back on Sirius - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584107648989134849, https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584181757718700032
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/lgBtMNk, http://imgur.com/puS3c4v)
Up next, Anthony will respond on his show Monday https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584113306018930690
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/lXcrwaG)
Anthony replies on this sub again talking about business - http://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/31axz2/shots_fired_opie_vs_anthony_04032015/cq0exys?context=3
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/G04DwOu)
Ant spills Opie’s news about something big coming to the channel in 2 weeks - it’s a new producer - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584185157923565569
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/U7wxXMJ)
Ron joining Ant was already being planned back in January, according to a poster on this sub - http://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/31bh04/thecumiashow_just_tweeted_this/cq01f96
Ant isn’t able to wait to clear the air until Monday and posts on the TACS sub to explain his side of the story RE: Ron, Opie, & O&A - http://www.reddit.com/r/TACSdiscussion/comments/31ehd0/whats_the_deal
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/CDBn73v)
Opie wants you to know he’s having lots of fun doing radio - https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/584392693742235648
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/5Oy9Gcy)
An amazing trailer for the Fez/Opie/Anthony Saga - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoCiFewubek
UPDATE FROM NEW THREAD - http://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/31imtt/twitter_war_a_detailed_oa_haterfighter_rundown_of/
4th-5th of April:
Anthony makes some sly Opie comments on his periscope live show, the subs report - http://www.reddit.com/r/TACSdiscussion/comments/31gg21/anthony_brother_joe_live_on_periscope_jamming_out/ , http://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/31hm05/some_context_on_todays_twitter_smackdown_for_the/
Opie gets suckered into inadvertently responding on twitter to HATERS (thinking it was a fan) - https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/584523035786510336
(Alt link -http://imgur.com/fKZT6pN)
Opie responds about his contract tactics - https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/584523570128277504
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/yhNG8yy)
Opie puts words into Anthony’s mouth again, convinced that Ant did know his hold out tactic was a bluff - https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/584524815052230656
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/gzThpVo)
Anthony retweets a fan’s comment that Ant had no clue that Opie was bluffing - https://twitter.com/SergioJasonPina/status/584525630194098176
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/Sk42lAB, http://imgur.com/pvHhy0o)
Anthony straight up replies to Opie and says he did not know Opie would re-sign after the bullshit he pulls - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584532487747018752
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/PdemO5C)
Despite Anthony saying his “tactic” didn’t gain them money, Opie insists it did - https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/584527437846990848
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/rYiEr6o)
Anthony retweets this and says Opie insisted on 1 year contracts instead of the 5 that he wanted - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584532159530213376
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/DGwmb4g)
Opie insists he had no choice but to re-sign - https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/584528786798080000
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/Kyvhuo6)
Ant insinuates Opie is lying and the staff were clueless and fearful that he would decide not to sign - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584533621941338112
(Alt link -http://imgur.com/zGb2mhq)
In the middle of this, Jim Norton has some stupid ass unrelated conversation that no one cares about - https://twitter.com/JimNorton/status/584534711491371008
Math genius Opie schools you on some numbaaass #dothemath - https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/584533052744929280
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/MHOEu8F)
Anthony uses logic against Opie’s numbas claim - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584534827455668224
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/tkGCp3k)
Anthony doubles down and says Opie’s biggest raise was when he got fired - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584535716484481026
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/9T7JAsu)
Opie wishes everyone a happy easter??? - https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/584536397060710402
Anthony cleans the spaghetti off of the wall and lays out a challenge to Opie to hash things out on air instead of on twitter - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584537297590312960
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/NAjQCO4)
Anthony retweets a bunch of OPIE HATERS on his side as Opie remains silent.
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/tdshV9F, http://imgur.com/5V62I39, http://imgur.com/S2ql8ZL)
No O&J on Monday but TACS will be FREE on Monday @ 4pm - https://twitter.com/TheCumiaShow/status/584546954077691904
(Alt link -http://imgur.com/pkGQEGC)
Another sociopathic monster weighs in - https://twitter.com/notsam/status/584547413450362881
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/C1R3mzg)
Anthony outs the Stangel brothers as Opie’s new producers and steals his heat - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584548473703419904
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/OJNAZEJ)
Anthony the solider, firing shots left and right on his current girlfriend’s periscope - http://i.imgur.com/5Ukq68l.jpg
Opie responds and crams as many of his crutches into 140 characters: refusing to meet on air. He accuses Ant of doing this as a bit, manipulating haters, and exaggerating the truth - https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/584552533286322176
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/djiTFbG)
Anthony is over hearing about how he was done with the show and reminds everyone Opie was the one holding the show hostage - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584562668218011649
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/5T0S9EM)
Anthony says their meeting has to be on air where there will be an actual recording of everything and says Opie is the one to do bits, not him - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584563947468103680
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/N8Yid9E)
Jesus fucking Christ. Anthony slams Opie’s clout at SXM and sudden dedication to management, saying they are his handlers - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584566417615417344
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/e448Qb3)
Finally Jim weighs in through Chip with some clean yuma - https://twitter.com/ChipChipperson/status/584567306291818496 and filty yuma - https://twitter.com/ChipChipperson/status/584568550146179073
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/CV0esCW, http://imgur.com/BPCrm75)
Confirmed silly goose Jim Norton does another light hearted tweet, this time from his real account - https://twitter.com/JimNorton/status/584570921677008896
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/LgaEMh5)
Anthony tweets the Taylor Swift Shake It Off song - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584572799668379648
KTC will also address some things on Monday’s FREE TACS, probably related to Ron and the shit he pulled with that graphic of Ronthony - https://twitter.com/Keiththecop/status/584592610687393792
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/KgScvS3)
Anthony denies he’s acting like a bitter exgirlfriend on this sub and denies being a bitter old woman on twitter. Instead, he’s everyone’s nana - http://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/31hmwq/anthony_shooting_rounds/cq1ormu?context=3, https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/584577589618073600
Alt link - http://imgur.com/Ouwhkky, http://imgur.com/gtDZzoK)
Anthony says on this sub that Opie never conveyed to him that his hold out were a tactic - http://www.reddit.com/r/opieandanthony/comments/31h86s/anthony_absolutely_knew_that_opie_was_bluffing/cq1nsnb?context=3
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/9v5AWwy)
The Torpid Sloth guy fuels the fire, loving this - https://twitter.com/Gavin_McInnes/status/584706035312685056
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/Va6FbzN)
Opie takes a stance on who he is, proudly casting himself as John Candy to Anthony and his hater’s Steve Martin - https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/584727383506345984
Bobo has NO COMMENT, except for that time a few months ago when he said O&J was no good without Ant and Opie lost his mind about it - https://twitter.com/bobo103nyc/status/584776121713106945, https://twitter.com/bobo103nyc/status/584777735836405762
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/cWZHEeb)
UPDATE
April 6th
Walking On Greggshells - An Anthony Cumia Experience - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzQUNVh_VUM
After TACS has aired 2 hours of calm and collected Opie-bashing by Anthony, Opie responds with a burning bridges video - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JzQUNVh_VUM
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/P201Qdh)
Ant has a good sense of humor about Opie’s dumb tweet - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/585205224601686016
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/EEEWTk4)
Opie tweets another retard response because he’s edgy as fuck- https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/585205653930672129
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/wnUTyVO)
After seeing Ant’s light-hearted reply to his dumb tweet, Opie loses it and calls him human garbage - https://twitter.com/OpieRadio/status/585205653930672129
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/DrhIizA)
Ant responds to this with an “Oh well” from the high road, leaving Opie to his impotent fury all on his own - https://twitter.com/AnthonyCumia/status/585207634451660800
(Alt link - http://imgur.com/j3kWXUk)
How shall they respond to each other today? Stay tuned for updates[/details]

razor, u signed up for the Anthony Cumia show?

ps - opie is a scumbag…still hasnt been on Anthony’s show…Drive too far???

pps probably still a bit tho