SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

Always wanted to name my first dog after the most legendary Final Fantasy character: Cid.

No excuses bro…get that 45m-1hr in.

I’m actually training a few officers…I have them skipping rope. I’m like how you gonna learn how to box but you have zero cardio game? Can’t wait until I get to move to another shift in September

Because no one ever has named their dog Ein after cowboy bebop…

But seriously, dogs?

Anything that can’t kill or incapacitate an intruder at least half as fast as I can doesn’t need to be feed or taken care of. And if you are taking care of an animal to get pussy well then…you just a few symptoms short of having full blown bitch dependency.

Kenshi’s second fatality

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4wp0NlGF8o

I don’t even like Quan Chi, but damn was it hard not to feel bad for the dude

Whoo! Made it in time! No need to thank me for the save bro! Hatred is always here to help.

My cousin has a yorkie, its pretty adorable up until its the third hour and he has been running and tearing shit up the whole time.

I get tired just watching him.

i feel like this was planned:

https://fbcdn-sphotos-h-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-xpf1/v/t1.0-9/11039304_10206447105556330_5726301044753332977_n.jpg?oh=8b48edb01f4460c1a561da5851638408&oe=55AD02AA&gda=1437166293_a4814f895d6ed45df0381f4fdb5a94f9

Am I excused from this because I’m already a bitch?

https://p.gr-assets.com/540x540/fit/hostedimages/1380410232/804106.gif

YOOOOOO! DAWG! I got your jam bitch!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvFR4-Yvqa4

Yeah, my cardio game has gotten mad soft, so I’m going to start skipping rope hardcore. Just bought that Bane MMA mask from Amazon too. Gonna be a cardio god in no time. Used to do tricking and bboying back in the day, so I’m gonna start working on my acrobatics again… but before that, I need to up my flexibility. Probably going to have to set foot in a yoga class. I’m probably gonna be seen as “that dude,” but IDGAF I got goals to attain!

Man that yoga is intense. I need to start back taking it. I know a few poses but, I need to up my game on that as well.

like a dumbass, i post in the wrong thread. fuck you, Chemo Fog! [short term memory loss]
"there’s always 3s

[details=Spoiler]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1y1ROr3ro4o[/details] "

that gif is the size of my thumb, on a 58" monitor…

Bikram is no joke, did it for a couple months and really liked it. You won’t be that guy there was a pretty even split of people, of all sorts. Men/women, athletic/not so much all kinds. I’ve got a membership waiting that I need to redeem soon. My thigh is fucking me up when I sprint, idk what it is. It feels perfectly fine 99% of the time but when I’m playing sports and do a hard run I get a weird burning pain in my quad. I rested it all last week then on Saturday I got chased out of the pocket then boom. Pain.

please tell me its a mini series cause if it continues it needs to be called “white whine”.

What do you call a deer with no eyes?

Spoiler

no eye deer

I am waiting for Rock to just start hiding in white people’s basements to learn how we exist.

For all my SRK thugs… I wrote a yelp review for a local ghetto mall.

Two people wrote to me saying “what the hell is wrong with you?” Im just telling the truth.
Thoughts?

Apparently I’ve been missing something special

Shiiiiiiiiit… at least it’s widescreen. (90% of my friend’s views on televisions. . .)