SRK Lounge: Ring in the reign of Edward Buttholehands

orochizoolander · April 3, 2015, 10:57am

2 Weeks ago I met a guy on cragislist at the corner of Francis Lewis and Hillside in front of a Chase to buy an OLED Vita for $120. My cousin lives there, and I brought a friend and a knife, CL guy brought one of his boys too lol. Dem precautions.

dab00g · April 3, 2015, 10:57am

I pay so much less money for how many classes i do

SadQuotes · April 3, 2015, 11:09am

It’s entertaining to see people fight over a $12 plastic toy in stores (Amiibos) that they are never ever going to use and just stare eternally.

Pterodactyl · April 3, 2015, 11:09am

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvN8MAocrQc

Starhammer · April 3, 2015, 11:59am

Dramatix:

dab00g:

Hatred_Edge:

RockBogart:

AYO:

Just got invited to join an MMA school by a customer, dude said he would hook me up with a discount and get me started since we chat a lot.

Think I might do it, bust heads open in a non illegal fashion would be a nice change of pace.

Before you do anything, give me the name

I got American Top Team in my area. Thoughts?

Been wanting to take up MMA myself.

Are you in florida or colorado?

ATT is a great team. When you look into an mma gym what you want are legit instructors. The training atmosphere matching your personality. The intensity of the training. Just the vibe.

I go to millennia mma. It feels like home. Then i got dudes like larenz larkin beating the shit out of me. Or that we have people coming in to train like Ronda. Having good sister gyms like csw and places like checkmat who we have guys affilliated with

Also look at the amount of all americans, judoka, bjj black belts, russians, or brazilians at the gym.

Then look at what the gym specializes in. Look at their roster of fighters.

But mostly look at yourself.
If you were like that one dude afraid of getting a boo boo or cooties who went into the mma thread a month ago. Who never popped in again.

Realize you will get covered in another dude’s spit, sweat, or blood.

Reallize that for the first 2 years you will get wrecked because people are better.

If you have humility and dedication then you will be good. Give it 6 months.

I commend people who practice MMA because that shit is brutal. I never wanted to get into it because I know once I lose a tooth I’m not getting it back (can’t walk around looking like a crack head, my smile is gorgeous…as far as I’ve been told).

Tonight at work, I had to follow one of the drunken hobos that hang outside our store, and he came up to us to tell us that he needed immediate medical attention because “his hernia opened”. Also had to work with one of the newer guys who switched from the morning stock crew to recovery. We have a visit tomorrow and the store has to look perfect, and while I’m putting away returns my manager told me to help him out and teach him how to recover the area he was going to work in and put away the items he had in said area. He does so, but doesn’t recover, and come back with, “You told me to go recover, but I couldn’t find any”.

This negro asked about five times how to do things, never did his work, kept complaining about having to stay until 10PM knowing he had to, and lied saying he had to catch a bus before telling the manager his ride was here. I couldn’t even get my work done because this tool had me checking in my manager to see if he could leave, and once he could leave, I rushed his ass out. He called the store as we’re leaving to apologize, but my manager didn’t give a shit, and I hung the phone.

so. He fired yet?

-Starhammer-

Starhammer · April 3, 2015, 12:19pm

two words…

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DAT ASS. [/details]

-Starhammer-

Joshkaz · April 3, 2015, 12:21pm

Rather go to Germany for nice bodied white wimmen.

Pterodactyl · April 3, 2015, 12:55pm

Blind swordsman:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuyUwk3kgtc

Starhammer · April 3, 2015, 1:20pm

As you wish.

http://picture.yatego.com/images/4b8e83f8cdc429.2/big_10022_1-kqh/sexy-micro-triangel-bikini-in-deutschland-farben-in-schwarz-rot-gold.jpg

From “Hiel Hitler!”, to “I’ll hit her!!”

EDIT: Got it. How’d I miss that?

-Starhammer-

Don_Barracuda · April 3, 2015, 1:26pm

Nice knowing you Starhammer

edit

I got your back bruh

Blindknagg · April 3, 2015, 2:34pm

It’s not like anyone here can dance anyway since we’re all white so I don’t see the problem with this.

Starhammer · April 3, 2015, 2:56pm

My Sensei would be honored to help you all to learn the ways of the groove.

-Starhammer-

jimmy1200 · April 3, 2015, 3:07pm

God damn nigga. You got the guardians of the galaxy cam gif of that shit. lol. Your googlez is weak my nig

MechWarrior · April 3, 2015, 3:10pm

Why indeed.

The wiser folks in this scenario order online far in advance and giggle at the foolish casuls who didn’t know better, like so:

Don_Barracuda · April 3, 2015, 3:55pm

This season of Archer has been the best out of all them. So many great jokes.

TV’s Michael Gray is watching

Michael Gray played kid Shazam in the 1970’s Shazam TV series

Million · April 3, 2015, 4:13pm

Fox News this morning… Ainsley Earhardt looks absolutely OUTSTANDING this morning, holy shit…a light pink/purplish minidress that hugs the figure nicely… it looks like she has gained a few more curves lately. The side profile is SO ridiculous.

edit–salad toss worthy? YEP.

edit 2-- Elisabeth is looking nice and cute as usual, but it’s tough for her to compete with Ainsley’s full body shot and side-profile though.

regulate · April 3, 2015, 5:41pm

So i have an exam tomorrow. Thats all i know. I dont know the room or the time. what bullshit is this?

Starhammer · April 3, 2015, 5:48pm

time to go Batman on that shit.

-Starhammer-

Shadow_Ace · April 3, 2015, 5:57pm

if they ask you to take the red or blue pill leave immediately

probably gonna up in wonderland somewhere

ask @TheMartian for help

Lightz · April 3, 2015, 6:00pm

https://i.imgur.com/DKNMWRfl.jpg