Are you from Nashville? I see that dude’s ads all over the bar restrooms here in town. 1-800-DUI-DICK!
Just read some story about 5 high school kids in Arizona getting arrested for conspiring to kill one of their classmates because they had a “falling out.” I’ve heard of holding a grudge, but Jesus Christ…these kids are like 15-17 years old!
Um, was that supposed to be german Gangsta Rap? That chick’s voice is only a few decibels away from being weaponized. Give her a mic and some amps and she’s a sonic cannon to make Marvel’s Banshee look like he’s whispering.
Ironically, the video that came on after cookie thumper was Fatty Boom Boom. Africa might be mad, but Dat Fucking beat tho. Might have to investigate this group a little further.
…And you just can’t say anything in German without it sounding ominous or threatening. Sorry German peoples, but you scare us.
-Starhammer-
Any of you guys at Final Round know where the fuck to park? I’m not getting bodied by this $20/day horse shit tomorrow.
Having my first drink since Monday night and cooking bacon.
These are good things.
yeah so my tax account girl is asian. tryna see how I can make her pay me to bang her 
I’m laughing cause everyone back at home is whining about snow and I’m just chilling on the beach. Get fuckt.
'Kini pics, plz.
Aw shiet!!! She gave him the Pedigree!!!
-Starhammer-
Yes but you’re in FLORIDA. Going to the beach there is like eating a 75 dollar steak but somebody farted on it.
@Manx shes not gonna show you her feet manx-man.
I don’t mind the MK gifs, but the indie game fa****ggotry needs gb2 Kotaku.
Apparently jerking off in a theatre is the secret of immortality:
NEW PEE WEE HERMAN COMING!!!
I can’t front. $25 mil bail? I would’ve faded too.
-Starhammer-
Ya, I saw some pics from the set and Paul Reubens doesn’t look like he’s aged at all. Even if you take makeup into account, he still looks almost exactly the same.
Meanwhile, The shark who ate the zombie crackhead from yesterday underwent a startling metamorphosis. That shark, now known as patient zero, has begun its quest to not only transform its brethern, but to also take over the human race…Starting with Neesa.
…I hope you’ve got a teleporter in your purse.
-Starhammer-
still blowjob-only on the beach 