SRK Lounge President's Choice edition

I like green gloves/orange outfit 'Rog myself, looks nice.

Know who else thinks so?

This guy:

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…Wait a second.

Holy shit. WTF-AKUMA-HAX is John Peters.

It makes so much sense.

I didn’t get home from work until about 4 AM. The only question is, why wouldn’t I do this?

I am currently watching a movie starring one Mr. Jean Claude Van Damme, by the title of Hard Target.

This may be the dumbest movie I have ever seen. It’s kind of amazing.

Black on black crime?

2 minutes in, got more sad than clicking deviantart NickGuy & read the part about his daughter.

So here’s what we do, we use that guy’s thing again. Never understand why people do that to the chicken skin!

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Also @ 2 min is the Superman lines

CHICKEN SKIN?
I CAN EAT IT — KC MASTERPIECE

(I look for skinless, boneless also, for the cooking. Wings are usually doo doo that causes doo doo. But if the batter was worked on well, you have to appreciate it. I almost said “slaved over” and “respect it” :eek: )

Would You Hit It? —> Carol Burnett. There’s some show/infomercial about her on History 2 right now.

Whoahhh Bernadette Peters… I haven’t seen that broad in years. I suppose she’s been doing the Broadway thing lately? I forgot she even existed until they showed her on this infomercial. Yeah, Bernadette would get pounced immediately…it almost goes without saying.

*Sheeeit, I just got the smoke bomb ability in Kingdoms of Amalur…which makes it so much easier to steal. I’ve been pick-pocketing characters like it’s going out of style…

…which reminds me of the classic moment in the recently canceled (fuck YOUUUUUUU Cartoon Network) Thundercats… that raccoon thief character set the magic bag down with Wily Kit and Kat and his other crew as it was closing. They robbed the place, then the thief raccoon guy came back the next morning with the shop-owner and pretended to be shocked as he was…"oh my, it does appear you’ve been BURGLARIZED! Thieving SCOUNDRELS… you can’t trust anyone these days…" Ohhhh I should’ve recorded that. Y’know, from now on I’ll just assume that any show I enjoy will definitely be canceled before it gets to season 2 or 3.

Directed by john woo
also starring lance hendrikson and wilford brimley and the mummy

also a snake

Yeah, she’s perma-beautiful. An awesome woman right thurrrr…
:tup:

The snake is pretty much universally agreed on as being the best part of Hard Target.

Poor John Woo, he couldn’t make anything good out of a script that bad.

wtf duckie that movie is excellent

I dunno about that. His mentor makes pimp oatmeal. His bowels were probably sparkly clean

shit, its 7am and I just woke from passing out. Got damn, I laid down to get head, and woke up alone and with pants nowhere near. Woo?

ps - at least I still have my kidney

But do you still have your dignity? I mean, you have no way of telling what gave you that bj.

yeah, i’m not saying it’s the worst movie ever made, i’m just saying they could have done a better job on it. it seemed like everyone was too focused on “dat actor synergy” and not “does this shit make sense?” or “how can we make Loki and the army an actual threat?”

oh yeah i forgot:

-blow up the mothership and all the infantry aliens die. fuck outta here. that’s straight horse-morph :mad:

also, i don’t know what happened, but my post was edited? did i break a rule? i’m not asking to be a smartass, i’m asking because i was half asleep when i made that post. did i accidentally post something i shouldn’t have posted? i’m not trying to break rules in this peace. :sad:

Whale, whatever it was, we can all assume that THAT beach probably weighs itself with a truck scale.

Bious must be new around here. I’m expecting Soviet to appear on Efukt. Maybe he already is. Might be that guy who tortures house keeping with being caught going down on large dildos/dressing in women’s lingerie.

All I know is that it is said he sleeps with alot of low tier women.
And is Canadian. I think.

I picked up Dark Souls the other day. Hard as shit, but so good and satisfying

I like how you stipulate this in the singular.

His what?

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

Dignity???

Sounds like a stripper name to me

I hate waking up early :frowning: