SRK Lounge President's Choice edition

I need a Twitter. My one liners usually go over heads on Facebook.
My friends are so dumbdumb, the motherfuckers. Good friends are in Mexico, I’m stuck here. Doesn’t matter, had pecan pie.

Channeling my inner Damned, here…

A lot. The video mostly focused on the pros of the stick to show what they’re doing right. I’m working with Razer to fix the problems I have with the stick, which right now are many. For everything that makes me think “Oh man, that’s brilliant!” there’s something that makes me facepalm hard.

You think I’d be used to that, but it still makes me feel self conscious. Sometimes in public I’ll go ahead and make a quick pirate joke just to get it out there, because otherwise some people have made some really stupid pirate jokes.

I kinda get that a lot. Thanks. ^^;

God I hope not.

Shows what you know, then. I get a lot of business referrals from twitter, and it’s a very quick and easy way to get input or run ideas by thousands of people within seconds. When I got injured and SRK did the fundraiser, it wouldn’t have done half as well as it had had several notable people in the community not retweeted the story. I’d be in a much much worse state had there not been something like twitter.

Yeah, there’s a lot of stupid shit on it, but it’s an unbeatable tool when you need to get something out there fast and efficiently.

Never use WEP passwords on your wireless network. Thanks you, free interweb, unknown clown who is now supporting my addiction.

I missed porn. And SRK too, I suppose.

Twitter is the only social network that really matters. You are instantly connected to everybody, everything you say is public and free for discussion, and you don’t have to be “friends” with people to talk to them. It’s an amazing place full of dreams and wonder.

Its how I met the drummer for Coheed. Its how I met the dudes from ETID. Its how I got hooked up with Gootecks, Cross Counter, Seasons Beatings, and DMG. Its how I ended up being pretty good friends with a lot of very professional people.

That sounds like FallingEdge. His sister is hot.

but…

animuu~guu~ quotes came in from offscreen.

“Yes, thank you.”

Daijoubou des(u)!

“Yes…”

And I do remember his running off the beard, eyepatch, etc. keeping it manly beyond the rest of you, keeping the world in balance. But likes watching MLP with scotch.

No disrespect again, if I had a question on my oldass HORI I would ask him first and foremost. though it’d be a little bit of money to send it off and back to get mods, just a small one done here. Swapping microswitches on the joystick.

Arrrrrrrrrrrr, this aint me only wooden leg. winks with eye patch eye

It’s just one of the things I do to hold it all back, which I do for you guys.

If I got any manlier, you’d all become women. Wouldn’t be a bad thing for me, per se, but I’m not selfish. You’re welcome.

Oh cool. No worries on the price then, if they take the time to get it right with more input from modders in the community that’s cool. Got ragged on by a PC only guy.

“Here’s the beta link, sign up to try to get in”

> “Have they announced a price yet or release date, I remember the last beta signups closed”

“Its a beta lol”
> shits been in beta like 18 months. Razor stuff can cost more for not that much a difference. Latif had one how long ago. So when’s it coming out?

“I dunno lol”

lol. :coffee:

lol Quebecers are classy as fuck.

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Makes me wanna relearn French so I don’t get accosted like that when visiting Quebec. Coincidentally, it’s exactly one year since I visited Valaris on my way back home from a cross-country trip.

@ Valaris - remember how afraid I was to speak English at that McDonalds? :rofl::rofl:

Damn, died twice already in Malicious. Gotta get down that dodging.

Man I read about that dude shooting up the rally for the new minister, and people getting pissed that her opponent conceded the election in English. Quebec has done a fine job of making me feel safer in Oakland.

You know that kind of shit has happened to me before right?
Some dude once tried to rile up a crowd against me when he figured out I was perfectly bilingual because he was convinced I was an anglo spy trying to infiltrate the French community and sow the seeds of chaos. (his words, not mine).

^ :rofl: Fucking Quebec. You won’t see this amount of pride anywhere else in Canada. You need to go to Europe, Asia or the Middle East to see some shit like this.

I spoke english the whole time I was in Quebec. I never got any shit for it, ever. If I did, you can best believe I’d go fucking HAM on the person. If that kid wasn’t some passive Asian you best believe someone would be going HAM in that video. Cunts ruined modern game boxes for us Canadian’s, it’s 1/2 in french on the back of the jewelcase and it looks fucking terrible. It’s been like this since around the beginning of the generation, but I’m still salty about it.

The only place you should be expected to speak french is France, not a multi-lingual province like Quebec.

i must now go to quebec and speak english

lmao WHAT THE FUCK?! :confused:

All this makes me appreciate Ontario…and the rest of Canada that much more.

So who’s declaring war in Quebec?
-or-
On Quebec?

Which is it?!

When I first visited Quebec, I drove for like 8 hours to get there, and when I get out of my car at the place I had moved to (on Rue St-Laurent), there was a stereotypical french guy there, I shit u not. Beret, striped shirt, smoking a cigarette. It made the entire drive worth it:

There’s a lot I hate about this place but I think the one I hate the most is how quebeccers will shit on Americans because they are “too patriotic” and then they turn around and vote for this cunt because she wants to keep Quebec “Purestock” (white, christian, french).
This one guy that used to be in the Qc Fg scene used to shit on the US HARD. He would invite us over but mentionned if we spoke english or had eaten McD’s that day, we would get kicked out. And then he mentionned his stash of firearms in his basement to be used against the “English Invaders”.
For 6 months after that conversation he wondered why I avoided his ass like the plague and wouldn’t go play at his house.

I still have a couple more stories if yall want but I’ll post those later tonight, I got shit to run right now.

Val should make the next lounge thread French-only.