omg nostalgia!
I got banned from xbox for a day because ppl couldn’t handle me digging in them guts in MW3
desert ninja are useless. how are you going to sneak around and everybody smells your ass because you can’t bathe because water is so sacred? “but honorable Shah of the Desert, why am i only called to assassinate pig farmers and refuse transporters?” you blubber with tears running down your face, landing on a pile of dead flies that got too close to you
BITCH, YOU AIN’T SNEAKING UP ON A PRINCESS :mad:
that’s what shesaid. fuck this, it’s time for tiers
God Tier
prosthetic legs
Top Tier
human legs
Shit Tier
extra human legs
The Drizzle Tier
laser feet
What I didn’t tell you is that I’m a desert lizard man ninja.
I need very little water.
BRINGIN RP INTO THE MIX
letterboxing is when it is presented in a widescreen view w/ bars at the top and bottom fyi…
Terrible list. Plastic legs don’t get you laid and human legs break too easily.
You want to know what WILL get you laid? Anatomically correct pony/unicorn cosplay. Bitches melt when you offer them a ride on your mighty backside. Nothing but fire in their loins as the mount you tightly grasp your braided main. The soft shudders of surprise turn into moans of pleasures as you valiantly gallop across the sun drenched valleys of intimacy.
Don’t even get me started on lasers. Why WOULDN’T you want laser feet?
YOU KNOW EXACTLY WHAT I MEAN MOTHERFUCKER
http://gifs.gifbin.com/122010/1291664255_obama-kiks-door-open.gif
Also, late as hell.
Duckie(Shimapan-Man), by chance did you come to SoCal for a major? I was wondering if I met you hanging out with jdm.
no lie, when i was watching TGP on my projector, my old cat sat and watched it with me every time the gimp was on. 
and i had a bad experience with a dude that wore a bathrobe around his house seriously. straight nancyboy. i had to save one of his high school freshman friends from dieing and she was grinding on my dick and everything. fuck that :mad:
What was he so mad about?
They ran out of chicken at popeyes
You niggas need to get on the s&d. Its the only game I really play in cod.
Sent from the next dimension using saiyantalk…
I came home form work today and notice the mail had not been brought in for a bit, and was piling up. Now, My wife and I do all of our shit online, so we don’t keep an eye out for bills, so it may be a couple days between bringing the mail in. Anyways, it caught my eye, so I grabbed it all up. Underneath it all was a mostly empty bag of shitty dirt weed with a couple stems. All shake, super low grade crap. High school kid crap. Anyways, I don’t know what to make of it. I do live next to a park, so maybe some kid ditched it there. Seems weird. I have a bad habit of not bringing my trash cans in, that would be an easier place to ditch it than walking up to almost my front door and leaving a bag of weed. Odd.
How he suppose to feed him kids?!
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driveby disagreement
[details=Spoiler] if you get the right kind, they are pimp conversation starters which help getting laid. pretty sure someone would sleep with these people.
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good idea. imma read UMVC3 OTT section before Anime Expo. gallop in there at 100% horse mode.
little known fact: cowboys would cut holes in their saddles that their dicks could fit into so the motion of the horse walking would jerk them off when they were on the range. women that rode horses astride were considered hos because it would bust their hymens (they would also use horse motions to masturbate. they just didn’t have to do much other than sit astride)
DO DEE DO DOOOOOOO…
BECAUSE YOU WOULD FALL THROUGH THE FLOOR. but if that’s what you were going for, then they would be great. that’s why i put them in ATHF Tier
I am so glad someone else bothered with this before me.
And that it is a Movie Thread regular.
Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.
Something I’ve been dying to ask you ever since I read this post:
Which would you prefer? A one-legged chick with one really nice calf, or a two-legged chick with two unremarkable calves?
Note: the one-legged chick might have other, related deformities.
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The part at 2;50 makes up for how shitty the movies were after the first one.
Letterbox is a stupid term. There’s no letters in those boxes.