SRK Lounge President's Choice edition

Paging Soviet…

ARGH. Ends on a damn cliffhanger!
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I want to know what happened. His previous free recordings are all premium now and anything else is unreliable. Like a fat woman.

you don’t need it.

I’ve shopped at both.

one is super hick-ish with tons of employees from Triumph foods tracks pig fat all over the ground because they forgot to take off their kill floor boots and the other one is in the “newer” part of the town where white people act like they are rich whilst shopping at a freaking Walmart on the same damn street.

neither are super. just google map st. joseph walmart and get a chuckle.

I think there were 2 threads about this…unless this is a DIFFERENT guy, in which case, blargh :wasted:

I searched, and you are correct: there was a thread.

Which begs the question… how the hell did I not know about a piece of news that delicious?

Hmm, perhaps “delicious” wasn’t the right choice, there…

I’m beginning to think your town is just one long street.

Says “no longer availible” for 17. Was that someone before, or is this why you say this? If so, I’m confused.

You’d be right.

Weren’t those there, day one?

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Jesus fuck. This means you live in the Missouri version of Alamogordo. You have my deepest sympathy.

Holy fucking shitholes wow.

If they were they became lost in the literal SEA of “Day One” shit.

Nietzsche was Hitler’s inspiration, the way that Marx was the inspiration for Soviet Russia.

i.e. not really.

Don’t diss Nietzsche just because some asshole meglomaniac with daddy abandonment issues didn’t understand him.

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It’s Japan if you seriously have to ask whether you’re confusing a horribly twisted story with another one.

Sell plasma

This is why I like you.

So my wife has decided to make it her personal mission to read my journal. Because apparently, if she’s made it well known that my opinion and feelings matter so little that they’re not to be shared out loud so I have to write them in a journal, I’m clearly writing about affairs and trashing her nonstop in it and she has to be privy to it.[/facepalm]

The thing’s got more hiding places than Saddam and Kim Jong-un combined. Most of them in high places, because she’s so short.

When you start to notice out of place chairs and such, you’ll know she stepped her treasure hunting game up

I thought GD was your journal.

…you put the laptop on top of tall furniture?

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I’m sure this has been brought up before, but I don’t remember. Why have you not considered divorce? I mean, as enjoyable as your posts are about your marriage are, you seem really goddamn miserable. Why subject yourself to that?

So, I was watching a Bad Street Brawler speedrun and stopped right at this cutscene.

Aw jeeze

Nigga’s a masochist… or he’s afraid of his wife.

Servo -"If you destroy us humans, there will be nothing left!"
Kilokhan -“WRONG! When I destroy you humans, there will be KILOKHAN LEFT!”

I will NEVER forget that fucking exchange, Kilokhan was TOO BADASS.