Drunk. Sure.
:smokin:<—Probably more like this.
Nah, if Rabbit was baked he’d probably be like this guy
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Replace driving with posting on SRK
I don’t smoke anything, dick head.
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Smoking doesn’t really affect my driving. o_O
Fixed.
Bottoms up, Rabbit.
(At least, when I get off work. Tonight is definitely a whiskey and old-school BTAS night.)
MY NIGGA :tup:
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Someone mail my broke-ass a SATA HDD.
It’s all I need to finish off my newly-built PC 
I’m happy that the first time I got drunk didn’t end up on the net, unlike some poor bastards.
Bloc party’s new album is dope. A lot closer to silent alarm and weekend in the city than intimacy.
More rock in this album, well, a lot more rock than I expected but still amazing.
Reminded me again why they are my favorite band.
Not a drinking song, per se, but as long as we’re on George Thorogood and the Destroyers…
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I figured SRKGD would have an appreciation of this.
I’m very drunk…who wants to know anything, just ask…I’m overly honest…
What is the unsexiest thing you can imagine?
I feel like a large majority of the people in here aren’t sober right now.
Myself.
Snoop dogg can go get a big glass dick and shove it up his ass.
-Starhammer-
Calling bullshit here. Nobody crafts so many sexual narratives around himself without believing, on some level, in his own sexiness.
I don’t believe in my own sexiness, I simply believe in my ability to make girls cum. I’m not good looking, I’m just very good at sex.
So where does the unsexiness come in?
I look like shit. I mean seriously, I look like a nerdy white kid who has very little to offer. I’m a beta male, I’m just funny enough to keep around, but not sexy enough to fuck. However, if i happen to get a girl in bed, I’m gonna fuck her like she’s never been fucked before…