I didn’t marry the woman you married.
I’m not really a candy guy anymore (who can take a sunrise?)
Do they still make Warheads? I’d be so down to try 5 at once after all these years.
They made Spiderman movies before Amazing?
…was Garfield even a star a few years back?
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“Even when win, still lose.” --Mr. Miyagi.
insomniac,dookie>*
They still make it but they’re bitchmade now
5 of the new gen versions doesn’t even compare to just 1 of the originals
“Proof that bricks do hit back. My bad” ~ Ghost of Bruce Lee.
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“Very good…but brick…NOT HIT…BACK” - CHONG LI
I thought they sold OG style ones on their website though, maybe not anymore.
I still like candy but I don’t go out of my way to obtain it outside of Halloween for novelty factor. If I want something sweet I usually go for like brownies or Ice Cream/shakes.
Bolo couldn’t ever catch a break.
Even his catchphrase was recycled.
Anyways…
“What the fuck is a Dimmack?”
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EXTREME SOUR is still the bitchmade ones, they’re never going to manufacture OG ones again as far as I can tell
(ftfy)
def tuch
EXACTLY my point.
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GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY
wait what kinda dog
Better than the one who dumped him.
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It is never good when you eat something that tastes like fish and it is not supposed to taste like fish.
There were a group of overdeveloped high school girls who were flirting with me, and as of today I’ve come to the realization that I’m now that “older guy” to them. It feels weird being in my mid-twenties and now having a group of immature-minded but mature-bodied girls acting all giddy around me. I can’t relate to them and their whimsical exuberance.
I just tried to act as aloof as possible to make them disinterested. A few hours later, when they were about to leave, they asked me to follow them to some seaside deli and I told them “maybe” so that they wouldn’t pester me but didn’t go. Ain’t gonna get Chris Hanson’d over some bullshit. “Yeah! Look at me, I’m a grown-ass man hanging around some underage high school girls, I’m such a pimp- HASHTAG! YOLO! SWAG!” :bluu: bullshit.
I can only imagine if I took the bait…
Me: enters deli Hey Cindy, Tara? Where ya at?! Hey, how comes there’s no one behind the counter? And the register isn’t even turned on?
Girls: Oh they’re just in the back, we’re gonna all go to the ladies room and freshen up, bbiab!
Me: ponders Strange… those cars that just rolled up outside have some really dark tints…
Chris Hanson: Sigma Teleports I’d like you to have a seat right over there…
You’re gonna need a montage.
You need to alert that harlot you orally engaged with that she needs to purify her vagina pre-sexual action.
The way you handled this situation was with actions one can only expect of an amateur Blanco La Sombra. You had to set this up so that they would restrain you in their sleeping quarters. Then play the juvenile harlots for the fools that they are. The local authorities will eventually barge in, only to find you tied to the bed “against your will.” Cue the waterworks seasoned with you expressing how emasculating it was being “raped” by young women and it’s checkmate.