SRK Lounge President's Choice edition

Deebo going jail for 5 years on insurance fraud…

They were all environmental deaths…can’t parkour for shit.

Cinnamon Toast Crunch is the best cereal. This is not opinion, this is fact.

I agree with this.

But can LEE SIN SEE WHY KIDS LOVE CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH?

Fruit Loops and regular Corn Flakes. I’m on both of ends on the spectrum on this one but I also haven’t gone out to see what else is in the cereal isle.

I like your attempt at twisting my words into something that implies the desire to eat healthy.

Fuck that give me my sugar breakfast.

Sugar cereal, sugar toast, and a banana.

If eating like this kills me then only outlaws will eat like this.

It isn’t even a health thing. It’s learning to have a dynamic palate that doesn’t insist on a sweetness level that goes straight to 11 and never leaves.

Although it’s also a health thing. You gon get dat beetus.

I noticed a distinct failure to mention the best of the best, in here.

Golden Grahams and Cinnamon Toast Crunch

EDIT:

Hawk has some taste.

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Prepare your diddly holes

Remember when Indiana Jones visited that temple of sweetness and tasted holy sweetness and was forever a better man for knowing the truth of sweetness? Of course you don’t, because I made it up. But it happened and I don’t stray from the wisdom of Indiana Jones.

It wasn’t even the fridge that saved him. It was the sugary goodness of the cereal inside that did.

Good. That means I can appear in commercials and talk about it while having a bitchin’ mustache.

Set the sails, mateys! Onward to the Insulin Islands!

Also, if you are eating sugary cereals for breakfast, you are doing it wrong.

Sugary cereals are for dessert.

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HBoO “Just Bunches” No flakes. Only Oats and Honey and the real good stuff. Also yeah Cinnamon Toast Crunch

Now this is wrong, on so many levels.

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No, I already mentioned rice and corn chex. I understand that you overlooked it, as this thread does move quickly on occasion.

Your opinion is wrong.

C’mon - Mueslix and Grapenuts.

…you know you want it.

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It’s 11 bro, that’s one higher than 10. We gotta go there.

I keep misreading the thread title as “Obama’s Choice edition”. I think I’m hallucinating. If so, I wish I were hallucinating something that wasn’t as lame as this.

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW!!! What is thaaaaaaaaat? OMG…

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Is that a REAL cereal? Like… I can go to the store and BUY that cereal?

Go eat some Kashi Crunch, and let your troubles go.

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