SRK Lounge: Old Administration has returned

i’d be mad too if i bought a bunch of pairs of magical underwear from TCoLDS and found out they don’t work 100% of the time.

destroyed

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Damn, what the hell happened to Janine Turner? She fell off HORD.

Too much northern exposure to the sun. Alaskan UV rays are not kind.

Got that CAT scan today. Weird test. Now I know how it feels giving other people a drug through an IV.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

I just want an Aggron. Does anybody have an aggron? Or an Evee?

We ever prove Kromo was actually a petite Asian girl?

Either way I’d ravage da Kromo, so not like the question truly matters.

I think I got some Head Smash Arons on my old Black card, as well a female Anticipation Eevee… I gotta dig the game out, but PM me and I’ll hook you up, TIS./Pokenerd

Anyone got any tips for crafting a resume? I’ve worked the same gig for nearly a decade, and now I need to create a resume for potential employers, but with that being about the only job history I have, I’m going to have to get creative and delve into my volunteer and organizing background for additional skills and such…

Exactly how fast are you going when you do these 8 miles?

I’d still ravage Janine. She was THE sole reason any man watched that show “Northern Exposure”, I’m sure. She was also on some commercials around that time.

*The “chairs”— yep, that’s the “girly” ones… though I think of another type of push-up when hearing the term “girly”… the ones that P.E. teachers let the girls do where it’s like a regular one but with their knees still on the floor at all times (so they’re pushing up a bit less of their own weight this way). The reason for those is that it’s what can still be done in an office setting. I notice it feels more “effective” if you try and lift the entire body that way, so that your feet aren’t touching the ground anymore… it’s like something you’d see male gymnasts do, where they hold themselves up on the rings with just arm strength, with their legs extended forward. Anyway, the real push-ups I save for break-times or lunch-hour. These are also in addition to sit-ups and some running/jogging.

*I just checked out the “planche” push-ups… that looks like serious business there. That might take awhile… I can’t even do ONE of those right now… I can do the one-arm push-ups, and even the hand-stand ones as well. Until seeing the planche just now, the hand-stand push-ups were the toughest ones, imo. Sheeeit, planche-style is on a whole new level above the handstand push-ups so far… this is bordering on Vegeta’s training regimen.

*yeah, the steroid medicine I got in high school was treatment for a severe asthma attack I had at the time.

yeah, steroids make you feel like this:
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I has steroids in middle school for the same reason.

But I’m not going to blame something 10+ years ago on why I am chunky, MAN UP.

and so it begins

Yo, just thought I’d give you a heads-up: Lauren Cohan is going to be on Conan tonight.

Dude, you may have just saved my sanity. I’m playing Pokemon Black 1. Not hip to the Black 2/White 2 yet. Yeah, I’ll PM you.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

I’m not a pokenerd.

Ok maybe just a little bit.

Find a job listing for the job you want, look at the requirements, and copy/paste those requirements to your resume.

I don’t mean lie, but if you do have those skills, use the exact same words in the listing to describe your skills. Most companies search through resumes by keywords.

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Exaggerate those skills as well…also make your resume brief in the sense that no one wants to read a 3 page resume. Just put emphasis on the important shit. Taito is spot on tho

Sent from the next dimension using saiyantalk…

Niccccce.

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That is solid advice. I tend to be too honest on job apps, but today I started exagerrating and lying on them. I figure the worst they can say is: NO. My buddy lied on a job app about having experience painting boats and managed to acquire a high-paying job. So I shall follow his example, i just wanna get my foot in the door

I await your gifs of her gettin her shit pushed in.

I don’t care. I’m awaiting the resurrection of EliteXC to take its rightful place as MMA almightyness.

Lol automatic champ with dat signing.

Seriously what did she do for Dana to make this happen.

Taito/Epidemic: Thanks gentlemen. I appreciate the help. All I need to do is get my foot in the door somewhere and its a wrap. Trying to secure a good job and finish school in the next year has been tough, but it’s all good. Thanks again, guys!