SRK Lounge: Old Administration has returned

Ok, bots. I may be interested in watching Skyfall for free but if I have to watch Paranormal Activity 4 along with it you can shove the offer up your ass.

How dare you.

(Downloading. :coffee: )

I appreciate this too. Look at those other insane Akumas.

I appreciate Missing Person’s experience and can’t crack any more N.Korea jokes in jest after watching the documentary Kimjongilia. SF2 forum guys around here showed us a photo of a N.Korean arcade once IIRC too.

That North Korean arcade was rather depressing, if it’s the one that I’m thinking about. Lots of busted, ancient cabs, and their SF2 game was SF2CE, yes?

But you were still able to get off right?

Y’know, I could really go for a steroid-based medicine right about now… or just pure steroids… provided there was some magical one with absolutely no negative side-effects. Of course, most men would probably take steroids then if there was no downside to it. I don’t know if “regular” steroids result in a different feeling or what, but I will never forget how great the feeling was when I got the steroid-based medicine from a doctor one time back in high school. Words can’t even fully describe how good that shit is, man… one would have to experience it firsthand to really know. You feel like an invincible “Superman” for real… like someone could drop a nuclear bomb on your location, but just like a super-powerful cartoon villain… you’d still be there, smirking and unharmed once the dust clears, saying some cool line like “oh was that supposed to hurt?” as the hero characters look on in shock, waiting for the main hero to show up and save them. So AMPED, man…

sheeeit, I had 370 push-ups yesterday and 800 of those “chair” push-ups…or whatever ya call that…still slacking on the sit-ups though.

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Steroids is like a wish granted by a Monkey’s Paw…

hahahahahah turd salad

I once got some steroid-based medication when I fucked my knee up. I completely second Million’s experience. That shit is AMAZING.

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HOLY FUCK
WHAT THE FUCK…

Describe what you mean by chair push-ups.

Do you mean girly ass hands on the chair, feet on the floor?

Or manly push-ups, with your hands on the floor, feet on the chair?

Graduate to feet on the table ones.

Then go straight to the William Guile institute, and do standing wall ones.

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Anyone saved the photoshops from the Legends of Lore thread some years back? I could use them right now.

i click one thing…5-10 tabs later im clearing my history

“experience that smell one more time”.

how many times have these dudes smelled boy anus?

edit: perhaps it is the scent prior to penetration? that is, once penetration has taken place the “boy” is now a “man”. i guess? regardless that is fucked.

Japan.

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They sell the smell of a young boys anus, they make a movie out a victim who was raped and killed with no respect to the family, they like rape porn, panty shots, and yet most baffling of all DmC is going to be censored.

WTF NIPPON.

:rofl: The best strategy I can give for driving one of those things is to do it for the funny. I.E., The brabus smart car. If it were me, I’d have it painted up to look like a fish head. A friend of mine always refers to it as the catfish head car when she sees it, and i can’t help but see me put whiskers and fins on it if I were given one. :rofl: @ Power wheels. Haven’t see that commercial in forever. Actually, I don’t know if there is a real advantage to owning one of those cars. Crash it and die. They would have to bury the car along with the driver. Speaking of cars, what does SRK think would be a good first time car? Well, the first time I’ve paid money for and will own the thing myself free and clear that is. Still, I’m ignorant of such things, so I would like some input.

-Starhammer-


Japan…
… it never cease to amaze me the amount of weird shit that comes from there :rofl:

I’m pretty sure weird shit is Japan’s primary export