You…you cannot be serious. If you type any gibberish with a space in MS Word it counts as one word. MS word doesn’t magically give you an accurate word count. Don’t believe me? Type out “asdfj wenkjco momne sadr” or “*** *** ***”, highlight it in MS Word, and tell me the word count.
If there’s no space or hyphen, it’s one word.
age sex damned fuck jumpoff west east north KevinJohnson .co(mpany) mom nebraska sad right|Sacramento damned rivercats.
I still wonder if any of our references to things are what’s bringing the bots around. Stop talking about Rugby so much people, damn.
Mechanically, a contraction can be considered either one word or two, but as an aesthetic construction, it can only be considered to be one word. The scale is tipped. “You’re” is one word.
I maintain that the video is a marvelous piece of work, but “Gangnam Style” as a phenomenon was officially killed today when the MSU marching band played the song at the football game against Nebraska.
I didn’t know either. I’m not on top of anything lately.
And before anybody points it out, yes. I see what I did there.
Black Panther’s blackness is of direct importance to his character. Bond’s whiteness is only of direct importance insofar as a lot of Live and Let Die would make less sense if he could pass easily for a Harlem local.
Cookies have no soul, but they’re the energy which brings life.
Essentially.
On another note regarding word mechanics, contractions were not originally meant to be written, as contractions are a representation of a casual term, hence why they’re not encouraged in formal writing, making them share something in common with popularized slang writings as “dammit”, “freakin’”, “gonna”, and the like.
That, and you get paid more for actually writing them out, as I’m finding out. :wgrin:
Oh god. I went ahead and set my alarm clock back an hour.
It was 12:50 Sunday.
Now it’s 11:50 Saturday.
WHAT HAVE I DONE?!
Related.
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Ditto. Have no idea what this Gangnam style is aside from it being a Korean music video.
I imagine you took the stance of your AV when you typed this.
what’s this ‘we’ shit
i hope that glass of something to drink u got was smart juice, cuz u owe me an apology…that is unless you somehow are now smarter than university.
edit: fuck i’m still laughing you actually defended your ‘point’ with MS Word. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA wipes away tears silly yank, your education system is in shambles
anyone in adept in tattoo styles? trying to figure out if this style has a name to see if anyone does it locally. http://www.undertheneedle.net/joela.htm
Some guy with his “Arcade” took the
“you’re in China, I’m in America, my $4 grand prize is real cool”
And that was to an SRK mod heh. I don’t know where Trouble Brewing mods though
(Hmmm…I expected this thread to move more than 10 pages in the past…week? No, I guess it’s only been four days.)
Nothing interesting to say on my end, as per usual.
That reminds me that I never got around to watching The Master though. Damn.
doesn’t feel like back-tracking through the thread right now
Lol, who is paying you to write?
I sure hope that there aren’t places that just pay per word.
I hope there are. I’d take on of those jobs. I’ll stretch the writings as much as I can. I’ll won’t not use double negatives if I have to.
Turn my words into $$$ plz.
(I think it’s telling how out of I am that I didn’t react to that little contraction “tidbit” from early.)
Oh, now I remember what I wanted to do. Well, more what I wanted to do in the last lounge, but was too lazy to do.
No, unfortunately. I’m only quoting you because I vaguely you being the one who asked about whether that Powerpuff Girls thing was real or not last thread. Well, it was either you or Epidemic and I’d be lying if I said that I still didn’t confuse you too occasion.
Anyway, yeah, it’s real apparently. [/late]
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Hell, even outside of the show, they tended get away with things that a lot of other cartoons couldn’t (or didn’t):
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Poor, poor Scarecrow.
I’ve worked before as a contributing columnist at two newspapers, and Warpticon hooked me up with info regarding several websites that offer freelance contracts.
A lot of freelance writing involves being paid per word, making anywhere from $0.01 to $0.50 per word, which brings me to:
These places have strict quality control procedures in place. Work that is obviously verbose is condensed as tightly as possible, with repeat offenders work is rejected.
In other words, you’d better believe that somebody already tried that. 
nigga wanna hustle
Oh, wait, this was about DMX, not KO.
Hell yeah. Listening to Mother 3 OST.
While I’m happy I got free gas, I wish I was sleeping right about now. Another 16 hour shift. Wish my job would realize I’m not a fuckin’ robot.