SRK Lounge: Old Administration has returned

[SWBeta]

Guy or girl? ARE YOUR PANTS CONFUSED?

Great outfit

[Azure]

Elba as Bond is stupid.

Bond is noted as being genetically of Celt/Anglo-Saxon English descent.

Elba as a new 007, say Bond finally fucking RETIRED, has great potential.

Blue ball comes slowly.

[Cyntalan]

Once again, when all else fails, assume dude.

[Kromo]

Bond is 7/16ths black.
White people are always trying to choke him, doesn’t pay child support, massive penis.

[orochizoolander]

Why do black people who have no problem saying another person “acts white” get offended when they’re accused of “acting black”?

Answer: Slavery, the cure all for the cumulative ignorance of a race:tup:

[Pertho]

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After a second thought, it turns out that I did have something for that:

Really? You don’t say. How about a quick and very necessary reality check: Most of the U.S. electoral system is built on minimizing the amount of candidates. Instead of preventing mobs from voting candidates in, they created a system to direct mobs into the fewest number of people possible. Add to the equation that the major parties work hard at keeping third party candidates off of debates, major news networks don’t cover said third party candidates and if not able to get enough support in one state, those third party candidates could be left off a ballot completely. This means that for all practical purposes, only two people run for president: a democrat and a republican. This also means that since your vote counts as 1 for either candidate regardless of whether you research them or not, there is no actual need to research. Just pick a color and ride it for all its worth. Welcome to American politics.

Next time you want to say something this fucking stupid make sure you write it on a piece of toilet paper, wipe your ass with it and nail it to a wall: this way you can see and smell just how shitty your opinions can be. But by all means please keep downplaying how time consuming it is to raise children and go to school at the same time in a public forum, it can only lead to good things.

Only thing worse than a fucking idiot is a person who thinks they are smart.

[Redbeard]

I don’t really care what the notes say on his genes. I just want to see him blow shit up, shoot people, and mack on gorgeous women.

[Exodus_1]

If his name isn’t Bond then why even make it about HMSS, he can just be Idris Elba as English Spy in “Spy Movie A”. Craig still has 2(?) movies left and if I’m not wrong is kind of a popular Bond, no? When Craig is finished with the role how old will Elba be? Like 44-46? Younger than Craig but not by much… I’d like to see it but probably not likely…

Who’s mad about an Irishman playing Abe Lincoln, huh?!?!? Some random dude in the bathroom at work, that’s who. :shake:

[Azure]

Its hilarious that the only people against Idris Bond on SRK are black

edit: until Azure posted

I am fully behind the idea of a new 007.

Just as M is a position to be filled by the most able body, so too the role of 007.

But making Bond black is as dumb as making Ghimli into an elf; albeit less gay.

[Azure]

While we are at it, why not:

“Lucy Liu, as James Bond.”

Because it is fucking retarded, is why not.

Furthering equality:

“Keanu Reeves, as T’Challa.”

“Mila Kunis, as Bruce Lee.”

[Redbeard]

Lucy Liu would make an awesome James Bond. Do It.

[Azure]

Lucy Liu would make an awesome James Bond. Do It.

Her voice isn’t deep enough.

But I imagine her cock is big enough.

[The_Epidemic]

While we are at it, why not:

“Lucy Liu, as James Bond.”

Because it is fucking retarded, is why not.

Furthering equality:

“Keanu Reeves, as T’Challa.”

“Mila Kunis, as Bruce Lee.”

Had this discussion with rockb on irc…he’s blinded by Elba staning

Also Lucy lui is a queens legend…do not insult her!
Sent from the next dimension using saiyantalk…

[Redbeard]

Her voice isn’t deep enough.

But I imagine her cock is big enough.

Have Sean Connery dub her voice. Matter fact, record it in Japanese, then dub it in English so the words don’t match her lips. This would be the best Bond movie ever.

[Pertho]

I’m sorry to bring up random facebook shit but goddam:

Calling my opinion stupid while insulting me on Facebook is counterproductive. For someone as intelligent as you, I’m surprised you fail to see this. You should know the first rule of rhetoric is to abstain from name-calling, and that if you don’t…you automatically lose your debate.

The age bracket of 18-24 has the lowest voter turnout. You tell me why that is.

Also, she clearly stated that she was not voting because she did not do the research. No research and no vote for either party. Your argument is invalid. No effort at all.

All from the same person who is unfortunately a cousin of mine; not unfortunate that she is my cousin but that I would have a cousin saying stupid shit. Facebook isn’t really ready for that good old GD heat. Even when you go soft on them they get all bent out of shape.

The insult made me happy and emphasized the previous point. Secondly, this is not middle school: you neglected to address additional points which were brought up before I added a very stylish period at the end of it. Lastly it is laughable that you would suddenly bring up additional information which you was not included in your very insulting original post. So instead of an irresponsible person, we have one who willingly admitted to not knowing enough about the issues to comment on the vis-a-vis by voting.

Seeing as I am a nice and humble person I’ll let you borrow to things which could help you: 1) a shovel so you can keep burying yourself further or 2) a doggy pop scooper so you can pick up all the dumb shit you are saying on facebook. Feel free to borrow either one.

Is there any way to post gifs on facebook as replies? If so I need RockB to make a torrent of all his entire arsenal; and I do mean the ENTIRE arsenal. Might as well assault dumb people with enough Cam faces to give the nigga a comeback.

[bkfst_sausage]

Happy Late Halloween

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[Negaduck]

Sorry pertho, I usually read your posts, but anytime I see anything involving Facebook my mind just ignores that shit.

[Pertho]

Sorry pertho, I usually read your posts, but anytime I see anything involving Facebook my mind just ignores that shit.

I’m usually really good about ignoring all the stupid shit on Facebook but that was way too much at once.

[maxx]

WTF Gouki Hax. Iceman is far too powerful to be called bitchmade. IIRC the dude is an omega level class mutant. He just suffers from reverse Batman syndrome.

he suffers from shitty writers.

[Exodus_1]

616 Iceman did some of the bad ass shit that AoA Iceman did in Uncanny X-Force in early books of Wolverine and the X-Men. Got a kiss from Kitty at the same time as beating up Frankenstein monsters so there goes the “Bobby likes boys” thing someone brought up. Idk if he has done anything since, doubt it, or even if that book is still out. I gotta catch up, even though that entails like 50 years of comic books that I really missed and not only the ones I’ve been too cheap to buy the last couple of months…