I was gonna get all outraged over the Iron Man 3 thing, until I remembered Ben Kingsley is a great actor.
There should be sequels and/or spin-offs for Warhammer: Space Marine. Since that’s something I would love to see (and since it was released from THQ if I recall… aren’t they in trouble financially?)… that pretty much guarantees it will never happen.
Even though Halle is in Cloud Atlas… I still have no interest in seeing that movie. That shit looks like the perfect cure for insomnia, man… I would be off in Dreamland within the first 15 minutes. Outside of Halle, there is nothing about it that looks appealing. If Michael Jackson was still alive, he’d probably drop the propofol in favor of repeated viewings of this movie… he’d get quality sleep every time. That’s pretty bad when even the commercial trailer is boring.
Man, spewing the hate is fun, and I feel compelled to continue— that first Final Fantasy movie was another one. I was unfortunately forced to watch that bullshit for a class… we had to critique it later, of course. I don’t think there was another movie before it that put me to sleep that often. I was struggling to stay awake the whole time.
…ah yes, and then there’s Daredevil. That’s another cinematic tranquilizer dart right there. I can’t even remember if I made it to the end of that.
The hatred continues…
The end of Fable 2. Are you fucking kidding me? I can’t stress enough how disappointing that was. It is, without question, THE worst final boss “encounter” I’ve ever seen in all my years of playing video games. I sat there in disbelief of what happened when I reached the final confrontation there. It’s unbelievable… unfuckingbelievable how awful that was. Yes, there’s a reason I won’t even call it a final boss “fight” or “battle”. It’s actually questionable to even consider that a “final boss” in the first place. Fuck it, no one here cares about Fable 2 anyway, so why avoid the “spoiler”:
The Hero finally meets up with Lucien, of course. This is the guy that tried to kill you and your sister when you were little kids (the sister was also abducted). At some point during this meeting, this guy kills your dog too (cue up the Will Smith “Aw HELL naw!”)…he has also acquired some magical powers, if I recall…all thanks to the “Spire”. Well, in the final confrontation, you drain all his magical powers away with the music box from your childhood. Now, he’s back to being an ordinary human. He proceeds to give some little speech, typical of a villain during the final confrontation with the hero of the story… but you can kill him with a single gunshot…or perhaps a magical projectile, I guess. Well, even if you choose to let him keep talking… you don’t even get the pleasure of killing him yourself! This other asshole standing off to the side shoots the bastard, then goes “Well, I thought he’d never shut up.” or something like that. I was sitting there in disbelief for a second, at first thinking *"Okay, he fell over into the pit… but he’s probably going to transform into some giant creature and rise up…THEN the shit is on… " *but nope. That was actually it.
I realize they’re most likely going for the “unexpectedly abrupt; how quaint!” ending there… intentionally moving away from the typical “giant boss fight” you’d expect in a game. Whatever man, the shit was some anticlimactic bullshit. My character was a godlike Aizen Sosuke clone, SO ready for some dramatic final battle… and there at the end, the game gives you NOTHING. Like Willy Wonka himself said: “You get NOTHING.”
I just realized:
When the feelings of embarrassment and cynicism overwhelm your lust for candy, you are an adult.
That is the true meaning of Halloween.
pffft, we all know its gonna be Alfonso Ribeiro playing that role. And every time he beats a man up, he will play Tom Jones and fucking DANCE.
concept, indeed
I wonder if they will ruin it like they did Power Rangers.
…she’s part white. why do you think she’s attractive.
[/mild racism lol]
because you are starwarsbeta :cybot:
Fable 3 has a worse ending.
Half black people are just black. Once you are touched by the tar brush that’s it, you cannot be untouched.
Their genes are too dominant, blackness cannot be washed out once it’s in there.
You can’t cherry pick blackness - either Halle Berry’s just black or you’re still waiting for a black President to be elected, can’t have it both ways.
maxx spent too much time deconstructing that t-shirt. it’s a dumb t-shirt because of the dumb idea and bad art. nuff said.
the real black guy immediately called out RDJ whenever he said something racist so people wouldn’t complain. that was the only reason he was in the film.
so deal with it, congress…you can’t legislate morality…
There’s never been a non white president.
SUCK OUR PALE SMALL DICKS BLACK PEOPLE.
And to pile on Maxx because we love maxx, link isn’t bad, the chair just look like ass. That is all.
Yeah Obama’s not black he’s a white muslim there’s a difference.
what happened to havatchu?
I thought MP drove him off permanently with the trap story.
Borderlands 1 had a crappy end too.
http://sphotos-g.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-prn1/18430_10151334323234384_734989778_n.jpg
The Rock dressed as The Hulk for Hallowe’en.
wow
shoutouts to the guy who dressed up as the bus driver and the chic who dressed as Shidea…and then recreated the incident during the middle of the party and people thought it was legit…lol…
(Have no idea what or who is being referenced on the front page, I don’t really care though because fuck this week.)
So in some “cruel” fit of irony, my computer seems to suddenly run better on Chrome, including Youtube. This despite Chrome not working on this computer for the longest.
Whatever the fuck. At least it means I can “catch” up on the Youtube notifications I keep getting via e-mail, which is good when I get things like this:
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Other than that, today reaffirmed that I will both never understand the point of most parades and that I hate people. Good times.
Now if only the news would finally stop talking about fucking baseball.
That sounds about right, except you forgot the corollary that says you’re supposed to get over this feeling of embarrassment by being getting drunk off your dumb ass and ruining the day for everyone else.
Happy Holidays.
I’m pretty sure I’m the source of several people leaving the site.
But then I’m also part of the source for a certain redneck in a cornfield to have come back to the site at least 5 times, so I guess it balances out?
Fucking street fighter online matchups. Several hundred or thousand players in the world, and after an hour of quick matches I only played two different people. Over and over and over. Hey look its that 24000 bps Juri. Oh hey it’s Juri again. Oh holy fuck it is Juri again.
This game needs a rematch option and “fuck off let me face a scrub” option.