SRK Lounge: Old Administration has returned

banging an old chick that’s still hot steals the soul of the Baby Boomer gen. ultimate payback for wasting our resources and giving us the bill for it. old ass bitchs can’t resist the sex from Gen X - Z. the men can’t compete save for Stephen Lang.

Speaking of fine wine pussy…maan I’ve been trying to get at my cougar preschool teacher for almost two weeks now. I know she be busy but damn…I want those walls again. She’s not crazy old like you guys are talking about tho. She’s 46 or 47…something like that. Or 45…its one of em.

Damn I want some homemade cheesecake…

I could live on a pussy and dessert diet if diabetus didn’t exist.

Sent from the next dimension using saiyantalk…

Speaking of that, did we ever get an answer as to why the SNES version of Shaq-Fu was missing almost half the cast of the GEN version?

Did you wash the screen after? And I am assuming you’ve probably done that before. Several times at that.

Did I mention I love the range in this game? And I ask, “Who the fuck is Dhalsim?”

They’re just not the same, just not the same anymore without that voice.

It’s like I really never realized how big a part Chris Cornell’s voice played in each song, even though I really did.

All I got in reality is a new Audioslave album…

That Deftones album is still kicking even without Chi.

I just saw that, my coworker told me that it’s supposed to be 2 hours.

Just bought
Alpha Protocol, Vanquish and Nier. :]

so did goku ascend again?

Ah yes… I got it mixed up earlier… it’s 90210 that “Melissa from Secret Circle” appeared on, not Vampire Diaries.

*there’s also a new lawyer/professor character on this show that looks unbelievable. Other networks wish they had this kind of sex appeal going on. None of them can compete with the perfection that CW consistently serves up on a daily basis.

Yoooo I heard only retards still leave the ‘Sent from my POS assphone’ message. Thats like ‘it’s 2008 and I don’t know how to using my fucking phone yet’ tech.

Sent from my EAT A DICK using YourMom’sRancidVagina 2

I tried to preorder black ops 2 at BB, and they wouldnt let me since they stoped taking orders 5 days ago. WHO STOPS DOING THAT!? you know youre going to have enough copies, just take my money!!!

I’ll wash it later, and you are correct that I’ve done that before. Usually, I’m drunk when I do, but not this time.

-Starhammer-

vvvv

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ah. Okay. I don’t know of any chicks other than Madonna that I would tap, so there’s mine for the list.

-Starhammer-

I’m gonna go see what pronstar looks the most like AJ Lee.

This has been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

And then masturbate to the image of doing her after a business dinner.

Fuck you now I gotta change that shit…

So that “Sent from my…,” can that be turned off? I don’t own a fancy cell phone and I use magic jack.

Sent from my laptop using manual typing 69.

I knew this broad looked familiar! The apparently new, GORGEOUS piece of slim ass on Gossip Girl is Sofia Black-D’Elia, who was on the short-lived MTV show…quick internet research to rememberSkins! Hell yeah. It’s a shame this is apparently the final season. Hopefully Sofia will show up on another CW show later. That girl is such a fine little piece… she’s welcome to sit on my face anytime.

Blake Lively – still has a tragically deficient ass. Despite that and the annoying little mole on the right side of her nose, she’s still alright… still more than good enough to get drilled.

The former Melrose Place sexpot that plays her mother is still looking good too.

For others that may want to keep tabs: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3733763/
She’s extremely close to being in serious contention for M5™ status already… the only thing is that she needs a little bit more curve on that backside. If she had more of a booty…goodness gracious that girl would be off the goddamn charts.
*EDIT— don’t mind the picture they have of her on imdb… it’s old, and she looks like she’s only 10 or 11 years old in that picture. If you check her out on the show, or even on the relatively recent footage of mtv’s “Skins” (american version, of course) you’ll see the greatness.

whoah this other broad is clearly not wearing a bra in this scene. Ah, Sofia is playing the daughter of this guy that’s apparently hooking up with Serena (Blake Lively). This girl is hot and cute at the same time.

*ah, Kelly Rutherford is the name of that classic Cougar. I still remember her days on Melrose Place. That show was a legendary cauldron of hotness.

It is called “doing an intervention”.

You ought to be flattered.

BB doesn’t view the overwhelming majority of its customers as actual human beings.

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ChaCha helped make my Soul Calibur game look respectable back when I cared about that shit.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH. I was seaching the Diaries for 3 straight past episodes for her and couldn’t find her.

This hsa been THE INVINCIBLE SWORDSMAN saying:

Suddenly I’m glad I didn’t stop recording 90210.