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COUNTER STRIKE

(Hunh. Never watched any “Shark Week” programs before. It only serves to remind me how much more dangerous we are to sharks than vice versa.)

I knew you aren’t being “serious”, but that makes the faux melodrama all the more grating. Not that you’re the person I want to snap at, but I want to give someone like Dramatix the time of day even less.

Besides, humans are annoyingly like cockroaches–inefficient, far less-adapted cockroaches–in that pretty much everything you could do to assuredly exterminate them completely would have the unfortunate side effect of probably kill off all other life on this planet, which we’ve already fucked over enough. This as opposed a few massive extinction possibilities, including nukes, that would still doubtless leave pockets of survivors (unfortunately).

Might as well just let us kill ourselves or get wiped out by some cosmic event as opposed to kvetching about it without “helping” to end people.

Oh.

That is because brohams do not count as people.

This also holds for BlazeBlue players.

If for reasons ironically viewed as diametrically opposite to those for the above group.

So you will understand my confusion.

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In other news, as I was browsing SRK, the ae t hawk thread popped up, as it was one of the lastest to have been posted in.

The caption of the most recent discussion: how to counter blanka gimmicks as hawk.

I did not know that gimmick was code for “highly effective tools that completely shut a character down more brutally than a wagon full of blankets” these days.

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Its not like Blanka has to play solid. They can kinda ball the hell out of Hawk until he is green in the face.

does cs go still have the ugly gun that goes poom poom poom poom when you shoot it

PM me your name/facebook link, and I’ll send an invite :tup:

That shit is pretty funny though.

ayo are we frens in lol yet my name isnt whitegirlmafia anymore it is BloodoftheKings

No I think you’re thinking of the sound Yoshi makes when spitting seeds in SMW2.

(Hmmm…this Phantom camera that’s used for slow-motion is interesting. I’ll have to remember to look it up later as well…)

Well, considering there’s supposedly an AE: 2013 coming out, the T. Hawk board better point out what T. Hawk “needs” in at least that match-up, if not in other ways too, since otherwise Capcom has no reason to care since T. Hawk doubtless has very little showing in tournaments at present due to the aforementioned brain-dead aspect of the Blanka match-up.

Seeing that AE might get yet another update oddly does make me want to play it more, perhaps because I still have no interest in SFxT. Too bad like the only characters I’m interested in that game all can’t do shit on wake-up. That and two of them–Cody and Juri–generally need you to holding down buttons a lot.

Maybe I’ll just try to focus on Hakan if I get back considering they “fixed” his Oil thing by having him be Oiled from the start.

ITT: a bunch of Americans who can drive a half mile down the road to buy foods that only grow in tropical climates, purchase water in packs of plastic bottles despite having a practically unlimited supply of clean drinking water piped straight to their house, sit in an air-conditioned room with every piece of known information in the world at their fingertips, and log onto a message board for competitive video gaming to complain about what an awful place the world is.

Short version: you’re all gay.

2013 AE? Can’t wait for more nerfs and resulting bland game play.

you say it like 2012 was a nerf over garbage original AE

Where was this mentioned?

rumors from japs

AE was something Ono publicly apologized for, since it was terrible. 2012 merely tried to fix a broken mess and did an “eh” job. I don’t have faith in Capcom doing two nice things in the span of a year.

So it won’t happen at all.

Alright.

If AE2013 happens, Oni and Evil Ryu will still be trash.

“Look at me! I’m Akuma without any restraint! That’s why my FBs fizzle out midscreen.”