SRK Lounge, now officially sponsored by Clockwork Technology

Thanks god for no script…
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SRK is a lot like prison. You can’t show any signs of weakness or these niggas will eat you alive.
There is also the underlying sexual tension, “will I be raped?”.“will I rape someone?” "If somebody gets raped, is there any way to watch or participate without looking too gay?"
Of course, the bars are entirely mental, but you still can’t leave.

This is all to be expected on a former prison rape support bulletin.

It becomes more frightening when you realize every lounge member may have already been raped by SoVi3t’s micropenis without having felt it.

Get yo cheeks checked ya’ll.

It’s not really “will” so much as “when will”

When I’m involved, it’s “How?”

Remember: It’s not rape. It’s “struggle snuggling.”

Boy, that was…that was dark. Funny, certainly, but dark.

This is now my picture I will be using in replacement of something drooling

So is a butthole.

I went there. Yours specifically.

Shouldn’t have taken off my hat and spanked me in the woods, remember?

Yeah…more info on Wendy’s Girl. Sadly, it appears she is married. That kinda pisses on the fantasy a bit. Of the commercial sexpots out there that are “regulars”, Wendy’s Girl is top rank material. Her only real competition in my opinion is Melanie Paxson.

ah, there was that woman from a catheter commercial (a surprising source of sex appeal indeed… a catheter commercial is one of the last commercials where I’d expect to see a smokin’ hot piece of ass)…but she’s unfortunately not a regular.

The “Let’s Predict Evo 2013 Lineup” has brought to light all the hate the FGC harbors for itself. It’s insane.

God Dammit, I thought we were keeping this a secret!

And I have no idea if I should Like this post or not.

I’m currently pissed Castlevania: Rebirth is only on the Wii VC.

Bullshit.

We both know you want to.

In other news, I’m utterly convinced that historically the Mega Man, Mega Man X series, and Castlevania series have overall had the best music in videogames. Big deal, wanna fight about it?

:lol: i think they prefer to use composite bows made out of horse sinew, firing arrows while on horseback

hotels gonna book me a trip to eastern gobi where i get to ride a camel and hangout with ppl in a ger (yurt type thingy). hopefully i dont get shot in the face there. gotta say this is the first time travelling solo in a foreign country, and it is very nerve wracking, but the adrenaline also makes me feel alive. when i befriended the frenchmen, one of the guys who did solo travel said that it was indeed scary going up to random strangers and saying hi (which is how i made friends with them), so we high fived each other.

later while spear heading the group i hollered at a bunch of white girls who were way more receptive. they were british and we went to this jap restaraunt. unfortunately the french were too fucking loud and we got kicked out, but the girls stayed. fuuuuuuuuuuuuu. it was already past midnight

all bars/clubs close at midnight in mongolia. its the law. but after asking the locals and white people, we found this strip club still open (lights were off). as long as the club pretends to be closed police look the other way. strip club sucked they did not take credit card there the girls looked at me really funny when i asked. the frenchies left early, i stayed even though strip clubs are dumb. lots of horny white dudes there, some passed out. i finally left around 3 am.

i took a wrong turn and realized i was lost. stubbornly i persisted on my course before realizing that i was not going the right way, so i ended up back tracking my steps back to the strip club. i finally recognized this landmark, this big giant dome looking structure thats a shopping center, and got my bearings. so travelling solo in a country where a lot of people hate chinese, while lost, drunk, alone, in the middle of the night was fucking scary i will not lie. i should’ve left with the frenchmen, lesson learned. safety in numbers. luckily, i wasnt stumbling drunk, because the adrenaline had kicked in, so i walked head high, brisk pace, clenched fists, and a scowl on my face, while thinking “ogod i hope i dont get mugged”. took about an hour to make it back to the hotel. mongolia has a lot more endomorphs so even though i’m still buffer than the majority of the ppl there, i couldnt just intimidate ppl not to mug me like when i was stumbling around beijing drunk. true story tho at the hotel gym while benching the girls were checking me out while the guys were like whoa.

anyway bad hangover thank god im still alive. back to bed for me.

Wendy’s chick looks a lot like a young Alyson Hannigan. And Alyson looks like she has let herself go.

sorta

it’s like choosing between anal sex with an aids patient, or vaginal sex with an aids patient. Hurray, you get a choice!

I’d fuck the shit outta that jewish looking bavarian whitey that Havatchu posted. Looks nothing like me, u creeper. My tits are bigger.

Miyo? She’s Bulgarian, actually, and we will all fuck the shit out of her. I meant would, but I’m leaving it as is.

So you get your tits from your mom then?

Castlevania: Rebirth seriously looks and sounds like Rondo of Blood had sex with Bloodlines.

Fucking listen to this, they use that one sound effect from TMNT IV: Turtles in Time.

Godlike.

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So we’re gonna ignore Akuma now? I’ll ignore you since you haven’t been in this lounge or the other for 100 pages, but nice try making a name for yourself. All those I messages… :shake:

I always say don’t worry about it, ignore em, its your problem, but if you feel the need to want to read my post so badly (hey that’s great, have you read my others, no you haven’t shuddap fool) but cry like a bitch about “brain hurts”

That’s mindgames, son.

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Hunting that Crissagrim Sword?

Maybe fighting a boss, but not being well equipped or buff enough to do it underleveled, low items, just HP steal, fighting game HCB + forward, SLASH. Go out come back, get lost, fight another boss. This guy holding video game mastery or general know how experience with the game above his dad’s head…

Showed that to NickGuy, like 2 weeks ago. :tup: Neither of us talked about that part at all.

There’s another for AYO?! to be wary of his GF wanting him to cosplay in tandem, but we’re sure this was Jared’s idea.

I valiantly tried to talk about anything else in the picture.

Yo is that AFRO ROM with the Jordan XVI, Gaiter Shrouds, Washington Wizards Patent Leather Blue, and backpack on the left?!

Still get chills from this, every time…SO GOOD.

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Maybe I read you wrong, but if that on the left is AYO!? I will shit my pants.

We want to make sure on the left is never AYO.

Its jared rea again.

i like how they all had to pull him back out of the speed force and they made a note that Batman grabbed a hand to help when in actuality, Superman probably would have been enough.

I could never pull anything like that off. If I’m somewhere dressed as someone, it’s gonna be Rain with Noodle Arms because I don’t work out enough