Find a bitch who likes to fight while having sex. They exist.
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I live in the woods
Do I just tackle someone on the street and scream MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAT while I’m yanking my pants off and massaging them lovingly? Cuz I’ll be honest, that sounds insane
Get yerself a nice Irish woman, Ben.
“My name is Sheena and I love to fight!”
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuck i;m gonna need more beer
that’s heinous
She looks like she beats her husband.
YEAH PERKINS
WE BRINGIN’ IT BACK
BITCHIN’!
[SIZE=3]Oh my god BasedFrog, I found NickGuy while searching for Castlevania tattoos.[/SIZE]
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Fuck this im gonna sing this somewhere and have all the sex. I will get on that karaoke and sing this and never go home alone again
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I am so glad I am Canadian and already acknowledged that my government is corrupt and a complete failure and waste of time. Can’t wait until you yanks reallize that Democrat vs Republic is like having a dictator, only you get to choose your dictator.
The fact that we choose our rapist makes it feel like we matter! Yay self esteem
Come watch me suck ass at CS: GO.
the travel guide was right, do not talk to mongolian girls because the guys will try to fight you. i asked a girl for light she was like “NOOOOOOOOO” i was like “EXCUUUUUUUUUUUSE ME PRINCESS” and her bf was like “CHINA??!?!?!? CHINA!??!?!? DONT FORGET WHAT COUNTRY YOURE IN”
luckily i had met some random frenchies that night and they had my back, cuz frenchmen are the best!
later the night concluded with me running around ulaanbataar solo at 3 am trying to figure out where my hotel is. luckily nobody mugged me.
PROTIP: mongolian strip clubs do not take credit card.
At least you didn’t get shot in the face with a stun gun again…
-Make stupid ass FB timeline cover pic a wallpaper of Velma tied up.
“ZOMG UR A PERVVVV”
What the fuck is zomg?
My assertion was that they are mirror images of each other, yet quantitatively equal, as far as comedic effect is concerned.
They can be the exact level of funny, without it following that they affect the level of pretense towards being genuine news.
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Both are bullshit, and satire.
The difference being that Fox is unintentionally satire for anyone with a whit of wit.
But both are aware that they are bullshit
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I feel like it’s hella trendy to hate on republicans. That’s why it’s the plot of every Family Guy episode
It isn’t trendy, per se, so much as it is reasonable.
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but
but
that’s just, like, your opinion, man
Just watched This Means War. My wife and I both liked it. I actually laughed a few times (rare) and the action was solid.
Do you guys have Shipyard Pumpkinhead? Pumpkinhead is back.