SRK Lounge, now officially sponsored by Clockwork Technology

We would have to hire at least 2 or 3 more ghost writers. To be honest with you, it is already cramped in here, and the sexual tension between the morning and the afternoon shift makes it unbearable enough as it is.
Watch them laugh and giggle…their nubile bodies casually stacked atop each other…their budding yet firm breasts occasionally brushing against each other and the faint, awkward shudders as they maneuver around each other…

…I can’t STAND IT.

I dunno, dude. Batman in drag is pretty top tier. :tup:

Anyone else notice that none of the people complaining about SFxT NOT being at evo2k13 have the evolution 2012 banner under their name?

Do y’all do penetration testing? 'Cause this is some shit I’d pull.

He’s a man of many masks.

You have to hand it to him. You have to be at the very top of the badass ladder to strike fear into the hearts of criminals when you’re wearing that.

Not sure if joke…

…in other news Weaboo(Am I cool yet guys?) Arena 4 has some cool music.

in Tunisia, raping your impersonators falls under the Rightful Masturbation Act. that’s why Lil’ Wayne will never tour there with Drake.

I don’t know if that’s a good or bad thing, since the original SC was basically a simplified VF… except it’s weapon-based and, well, popular/mainstream. Now I don’t know what the hell SC wants to be anymore. I may as well jump on VF, now that you don’t have to go on Craigslist to find somebody to play against.

I wanna smash a teacher. At lunchtime in the boiler room. If I pull that off I think I can get put in a casket without too much regret.

Nope. Its just a dude who thinks he should know all the passwords for his employees.

No doubt.

Weeks isn’t compositionally ugly, like she is.

He looks like the long lost member of The Jesus And Mary Chain.

Tilda looks like an under-developed clone of a better looking chick.

Sent from my thumbs, using SRK technology.

@goody

How is batman sexually frustrated?? Dudes a bachelor that could have any broad in the DC universe he wants. Only guy who has smashed more is dick.

If anyone is frustrated sexually its supes buddy. I’m not even the biggest batbruce fan…now batdick on the other hand.

Sent from the next dimension using saiyantalk…

(I actually like how Tilda Swinton looks most of the time, so…)

Fuck. I stupidly took a nap since I’ve been up since yesterday and I thus missed like the first hour of Intolerance since I didn’t even know it was coming on.

Psst…Manx was poking fun at the fact that you misspelled “rogue” as “rouge” in that post, hence Batman rouge becoming “Batman in drag” since, you know, rouge is generally make-up (or the color red). [/don’t explain the joke]

Also, no. You are never going to be cool. Give up.

No since that would still mean having to pay attention to SFxT.

Oh, right. I forgot about that.

Regardless, I hardly meant to imply they had it the worst. Just that there’s is doubtless the most “visible” in the sense of how iconic the character they created is, even if they largely screwed themselves over.

(Although, yeah, I tend to believe they wouldn’t have gotten much if they actually “fought”.

Me taking the cynical view? Who knew.)

So even though it was getting good ratings, doing well in foreign markets, and critics and fans loved it, they cancelled my favourite show Todd and the Book of Pure Evil. What the shit?

The law of TV land is to cancel good successful shows and only keep shit shows that are successful.

So Wiz just promoted a new super mod to SRK.

Was it Momo?

Is it someone I’m not going to like…

I thought it was pretty obvious :frowning: It’s me!

Congratulations.

Well…close enough.
Congrats whitey.