Tits offer virtually nothing to stroking…ass>>>tits. A nice ass will massage your balls while bouncing up and down on your shit…
Tho I’ve never really been a fan of tits…anymore than a handful is a waste to me. I do kinda like sucking on the perky pink ones tho
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man…tattoos scab over for a bit, and u have to keep them uber clean…i can’t picture feces all over an open wound being the greatest of ideas
I guess they could stay on a liquid diet before getting the tattoo.
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I love Keak but what the fuck is he saying EVER.
If the tattoo you get in your asshole is not two hands attempting to stretch said asshole, then you have failed miserably.
(I have nothing to contribute to the ass talk, but it’s far less emetic than what was being talked about in the last two pages beforehand. As such, you may continue. [/illusion of importance])
All this talk about zombie-fucking just reminds me how the worst thing in a zombie apocalypse will pretty much always be the other idiots who are still alive, especially since they would probably be why it spreads far in the first place, as with way too many epidemics.
Speaking of Epidemics, every time he talks about “stroking” a woman, I automatically think either he means giving her an actual cardiac stroke unrelated to sex or that’s he on some Silence of the Lamb bullshit. Considering the way he talks sometimes, I’m not exactly ruling out the latter yet.
“It puts the lotion on its skin or else it gets punched like a chimp again.”
You heard it here first: Alison Brie is among the most hittable men, animal, child and corpse on the planet in addition to being among the most hittable women.
I have no idea who this Ms. Brie is, but she sounds like a sexual polymath…which means I don’t care who she is.
People still remember Goatse.cx?
bleggggggh @ all this Alison Brie love. :wasted:
and Waka Flocka Flame in the storage container watching you jack off for money is a better Hell Contest. Million said he’d do it. maxx and BullDancer would too.
dang, i like something that sucks. now i know how SWBeta feels…
suicide
Dead Girl was cool, but Joann (Candice Accola) was the real hottie in that movie.
Trent motherfucking Haaga! Candice Accola too?
lol @ Kate Beaton pic repository
terrible. low-rent Bling Bling with wack lyrics.
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I don’t think anyone can ever forget Goatse
Alison Brie and ass licking…the lounge has been a good place for me today. Time to clock out.
No, it’s a comic about your girl. Every page is a wide spread.
Both of ya’lls old ladies have a signed copy of my personal memoirs.
It’s a pop up book that also vibrates.
Nigga, you sleep with a pillow shaped like Ralph Tresvant.
I said anything, not everything. Just like if you throw Pat Morita in front of a room full of SRK posters and make them fight for his hand in marriage, anybody can win, but not everybody can win.
I’m wondering if I should sell my TE Stick. I don’t play fighting games anymore…nobody wants to play UMVC3.
Is it worth bumming for an invite to the SRK Steam group at this point?
cheh,
I’m still getting caught up on the pages here, but a “freshly-dead” zombie Stacey Dash? Oh without a doubt she’d get ravaged. See, even if the zombie bite is making that condition contagious as shown in so many recent movies… you just put a harness or something over that mouth…maybe a ball-gag type of thing like the S&M freaks like so much… takes the bite right out of the equation. The hands may also need to be restrained as well to prevent any skin-ripping… zombies tend to do that sort of thing too… it’s like if you were fucking a dangerous wild animal… you’re just asking for trouble if you don’t keep the blasted thing properly restrained.
Ms. Brie is another one that happens to be borderline Magnificent 5™ material…she’s one of those that has been up for consideration recently.
Millions of dollars vs. Eva Mendes— I’ll pick the money any time. Money/wealth is far more important to me than any 1 woman, even if it’s one of the famous super-elites out there…yes, this includes the M5™, actually. Being a rich person is the greatest possible thing that can happen to a person in today’s world. I’m cheap though… I could understand others trying to hold out on the deal for more money, but I’d jump at the chance for “only” that 2-mil. The only thing that beats money is super-human powers. Sheeeit, the life of a rich man… I daydream about that on a regular basis.
…with “just” 2-mil though, I wouldn’t go all out on the house… whatever the cheapest gated community is, that would be fine with me…perhaps a house that’s 230 to 280/300k or so… the houses in that price range here look more than good enough to me. This isn’t one of those foolish places of the country where someone with a 6-figure income could maybe afford a tiny 1-bedroom apartment… it still amazes me that people willingly live in such ridiculous places where your money apparently means nothing… I heard on some show recently that in New York City, you have to pay the city tax on top of the state tax on top of the goddamn federal income tax… wow, get the fuck out of here with THAT, Uncle Sam.
Its all good…as long as you didn’t torrent it!! That would be mad disrespectful… no one sees my girls unmentionables for free but me
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I like them all except for flat pancake butt bruv. fuck that shit, especially on big girls. how is your gunt/gut gonna be rounder, plumper than your ass?!
I thought it was just Stacey Dash after she was dead. Like she’d just be there laying right after just ceasing to live. So her body would be in perfect condition.
I mean if she was a zombie with the normal slow zombie rules, no way I’d try to fuck her. The answer should always just be “NO” for regular zombie rules. The real debate is that if immediately after she died would you have sex with her lifeless shell of a body? What if she died when she was really horny so she was still really wet?
Even better it was n the shower while she was girl jerking off and she just magically stopped living. So she’d be clean, wet pussy ready to slip and slide, BUT completely lifeless.
It would be like the greatest fleshlight in the universe I guess.